Corrupt-a-Wish

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Cyan said:
You get a fantastic beard but no longer have any hair on the rest of your body, including your head.

I wish I was a god.
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You're a god, but unfortunately you're a god in the Buddhist sense so you get sent to 100 million years of suffering after you die.
I wish I knew what wish I was going to make
 
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Morbid Boredom said:
We are trapped in a paradox due the recursion.

I wish I could quit you!
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You quit Morbid Boredom, but get addicted to CompyRex and have to spend the rest of your life fighting Applecat for him.

I wish I was the world's best artist.
 
Cyan said:
You quit Morbid Boredom, but get addicted to CompyRex and have to spend the rest of your life fighting Applecat for him.

I wish I was the world's best artist.
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You have completely destroyed every artists' dream around the world by instantly robbing them of their hard work and talent, leaving you the only person able to actually create art.

I wish for days to be 36 hours long.
 
Coster said:
You have completely destroyed every artists' dream around the world by instantly robbing them of their hard work and talent, leaving you the only person able to actually create art.

I wish for days to be 36 hours long.
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Days are now 36 hours long, but you commit suicide because of boredom.
I wish I could read other people's minds
 
Abethedemon said:
Days are now 36 hours long, but you commit suicide because of boredom.
I wish I could read other people's minds
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You can't stop and have no range so you're hearing every person in the world at once.

I wish I could breathe underwater in addition to breathing on land.
 
Coster said:
You can't stop and have no range so you're hearing every person in the world at once.

I wish I could breathe underwater in addition to breathing on land.
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Dude, the goal is to corrupt a wish, not make it better.

You can breathe underwater as well as on land, but you still lose your legs and gain a mermaid tail. You will never walk again.

I wish I could change into a mermaid and back into a human at will.
 
Cyan said:
Dude, the goal is to corrupt a wish, not make it better.

You can breathe underwater as well as on land, but you still lose your legs and gain a mermaid tail. You will never walk again.
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Hearing all 7 billion people at once
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better
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That seems like a very poor idea.
I wish I could change into a mermaid and back into a human at will.
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Accidentally hit by boat propellers.

I wish I had lightly fried fish fillets.
 
Cyan said:
Was talking about my wish that he corrupted. Sorry for not clarifying. :oops:



They do, but to compete, Coca Cola just replaces the entirety of their main product with Coke Zero.
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To make things even worse, the new generation can't get enough of the stuff and the formula to original Coke is lost forever. Also, Coke-a-Cola discontinues putting out glass bottles.

I wish that I could have any digital book that I wanted for free.
 
Da Pickle Monsta said:
To make things even worse, the new generation can't get enough of the stuff and the formula to original Coke is lost forever. Also, Coke-a-Cola discontinues putting out glass bottles.

I wish that I could have any digital book that I wanted for free.
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The digital books you get for free do give you one tiresome downside. After going through five pages (whether or not you read them), you must input some code on the screen that appears to continue reading.

I wish I was a cyborg ninja like Raiden but without the evil PMC's. That or I was like Senator Armstrong, having nanomachines and being buff as ever.
 
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