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Could Bob Still Be Alive? - A Horrifying truth.. Evidence included
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So he's drowning his sorrows in autistic, over-dependent boi-pussy and manicured golf resorts, rather than rolling in his grave?
Can't really blame him to be honest.
Can't really blame him to be honest.
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If Bob is dead then who's fucking clothes did I buy?
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I have it on good authourity that the portly, cross-eyed gentleman pictured above is in fact a powerful sorcerer, who's name is rendered in our tongue as "Agian Siin".
Siin is an Adept in the ancient arts of unimaginable horrors (his appearance, laughable to the uninitiated, is likely a form he takes whilst inhabiting our physical reality), and has journeyed far across distant planets and the Astral Planes in search of dark artifacts best left forgotten. In all his travels, this grim figure has only come up against a single realm that has resisted his infernal designs: "CWCville".
Knowing that the mythical hero "Sonichu" alone holds the key to that Eternal realm, the portly warlock has expended great effort to seduce him to his dark magic. These vain attempts have even gone so far as a blasphemous black rite performed on the planet "Zazzle", wherein a twisted homunculus was called to life bearing the likeness of the beleaguered Christ of CWCville.
Barred from every side, Siin at last turned to the illimitable knowledge of his Brotherhood, fellow defilers on the twisted of paths evil. It was here in this inner circle that Siin would learn of a fearful and mysterious power, known to the spectres of the Black Circle as "Age Play".
It was not enough to simply seduce Chris to his side. The indefatigable Siin has learnt that he must enjoin Chris to him by blood, and become Chris' father. Thus, the abominable Age Play Ceremony was brought into being: stealing away Bob, father of the steadfast Sonichu, Siin has begun to corporally imbibe himself of Bob's life-force. Or, as this unhallowed rite is known to us, so mercifully uninitiated, "Anal Insemination".
Knowing that the mythical hero "Sonichu" alone holds the key to that Eternal realm, the portly warlock has expended great effort to seduce him to his dark magic. These vain attempts have even gone so far as a blasphemous black rite performed on the planet "Zazzle", wherein a twisted homunculus was called to life bearing the likeness of the beleaguered Christ of CWCville.
Barred from every side, Siin at last turned to the illimitable knowledge of his Brotherhood, fellow defilers on the twisted of paths evil. It was here in this inner circle that Siin would learn of a fearful and mysterious power, known to the spectres of the Black Circle as "Age Play".
It was not enough to simply seduce Chris to his side. The indefatigable Siin has learnt that he must enjoin Chris to him by blood, and become Chris' father. Thus, the abominable Age Play Ceremony was brought into being: stealing away Bob, father of the steadfast Sonichu, Siin has begun to corporally imbibe himself of Bob's life-force. Or, as this unhallowed rite is known to us, so mercifully uninitiated, "Anal Insemination".
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