Could Chris possibly get AIDS?

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Wagman said:
OP doesn't know how AIDs work, OP doesnt know how Gay people work.
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LOL yeah. Chris needs to get some sex first and he's pretty much anti drugs so infection from dirty needles is unlikely. More chance of him getting it through a bad blood transfusion than through sex.
 
If he has it his way it would be Virgin Brittney, patron saint of lesbians, hedgehogs, and an imaginary lake filled with Fanta in which his son and fruit if an unwilling immaculate conception will be baptized
 
trip2themoon said:
LOL yeah. Chris needs to get some sex first and he's pretty much anti drugs so infection from dirty needles is unlikely. More chance of him getting it through a bad blood transfusion than through sex.
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And hospitals tend not to fuck around when giving blood, nor do I see Chris giving blood.
 
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Vaguely possible. But hey, we discuss vaguely possible things all the time anyhow.

He drinks the wrong Long Island Ice Tea, for example. Or it's a buggy day in Virginia, which isn't impossible. People get blood-born diseases all the time, it's just nobody believes them because the other possibility is more likely. "lol u like anal" "nah you shot up dope in an opium den"
 
Yes, Chris will get AIDS. From Barb. Who will then die in a hoard mishap, and then Chris will try to burn down a Gamestop, then get raped in jail, and then someone will post that recording of Chris crying, which Cole will review for some reason.

All of this is extremely likely, and literally cannot be discussed too much.
 
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If a ween dyke exists who also happens to be a bugchaser, it's possible.
 
CWCissey said:
And hospitals tend not to fuck around when giving blood, nor do I see Chris giving blood.
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Bit off topic this:

Sometimes you can get unlucky. There is a clotting agent for haemophiliacs called Factor 5. It's a clear serum but to make it you need human blood. A while back there was an American pharmaceutical company who were making Factor 5 but they were getting some of their blood from prisons and the blood wasn't properly tested for parasites. A whole load of people got HIV from it. Scary shit the lengths some corporations will go to to save a bit of money.
 
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Funnybone said:
he is probably sharing estrogel bottles which is just as dangerous as needle sharing so def at risk of AIDS
explains the headaches and dizziness
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Eww, I bet the bottles are all sticky, covered with body hair, smell like cheese, and are discolored from the improper handling of Orange Fanta
 
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I hope he does so that I don't need to see these threads anymore.
 
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