Could I be the false identity of a shooter just to troll with some news outlets?

[Gorgar]

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[Chocolate Wombat]

Shine on you crazy diamond.

 

[Agarathium1066]

Could you? Yes of course. Reach for the stars.

 

[Retink]

Only if you're Sam Hyde.

 

[Soycast Guy]

Sure, you could. I know I’d be entertained.

 

[Figger Nucker]

Why be the false identity?

 

[Amphotericin B]

Only if you have a kink for getting your door knocked in and your dog shot.