Could this be real?

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Henry Bemis said:
Chris already has business cards from his Sonichu glory days. Why bother making new ones?
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Either he threw them away at some point before the fire after deciding that they were ineffective during his Love Quest, or he still had some and they were all lost in the fire. But that card has to be a fake, since I doubt Chris could make cards that look that...official, for lack of a better word

derpi said:
So it simply must be too good to be true...
But why go through the effort of making a fake business card just to show off to tumblr, of all places?
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Because epic ween, that's why!
Vysetron: Hey guys, am I cool yet?

Besides, I think Chris has been trying to avoid giving information to people as of late, and I don't blame him given his past experiences. Plus, the "Tale of The Crazy Pacer" gives us a good idea about what kind of business cards that Chris made
Anna said:
...So Christian came back, and handed me a card with a crudely drawn Sonic the Hedgehog and some other yellow Sonic-looking creature on it, along with Christian's name, email address, and website. It was a homemade business card. "That's my email address, and you can just email me sometime, okay?"
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Of all things I doubt Chris would put his home address on a Mii card, but who knows. It looks a little too well done.
 
He probably still has a giant stack of business cards from when he made them like ten years ago.
 
This is not a hand drawn original.
 
I think it's real. Why? It looks like a basic template card maker lots of kids on Gamefaqs use, and for that matter, it looks like something he would do. The fact is, he probably realizes through experience that his drawings are retarded but still resorts to basic sign use for communication. (Giving someone a business card is a great icebreaker if you ARE successful). Also, he has commonly in the past spouted off personal information so he may consider RL people HE approaches to not be trolls.
 
Is Vysetron jerk or female species? well its tumblr looks like is a dude.

This looks very dobious the only thing that really would give credivility to this is if the owner of the tumblr is a potential sweetheart I would believe Chris would give cards to any potential SFGU.
 
Everything about this is very convincing. The card looks correct. I just looked up some things on the cwcki, and I can't find anything to disprove this.

So yeah, looks legit.
 
I've seen a picture of this business card before. It really does seem like a card Chris would make and hand out. This is possibly the latest "attraction sign" style attempt to make connections with people out in public, something he's desperate for since online socialization is obsolete.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
He probably still has a giant stack of business cards from when he made them like ten years ago.
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This one has a girl avatar so it wouldn't be quite that old. Maybe I should do better to mask my complete lack of a life that makes me hold all this information somewhere in my brain so I should probably just mm yeah and slowly moonwalk out of the room
 
R.A.E.L. said:
Ehhh, maybe. Story sounds weird though.
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Heh, no, but that's exactly how meeting Chris would be. Hell, I wish they had given more details, particularly about how he was dressed. You don't run into Chris wearing a three piece suit, you run into him in dad jeans with the jeans tucked into women's boots. (And of course, this actually did happen, a friend of mine ran into Chris like this a month or two ago)
 
I call bull,
Chris wouldn't give his Mii code to a stranger who knows who he is. Remember recently on Facebook he didn't give his away, he asked his friends to post theirs.
 
Marvin said:
Heh, no, but that's exactly how meeting Chris would be. Hell, I wish they had given more details, particularly about how he was dressed. You don't run into Chris wearing a three piece suit, you run into him in dad jeans with the jeans tucked into women's boots. (And of course, this actually did happen, a friend of mine ran into Chris like this a month or two ago)
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Like Pikonic said, it's hard to picture Chris giving his Mii code to a stranger. So I wouldn't jump to say this is real.
 
As much as Chris is paranoid, though, he needs more mii friends to feel legitimate, since video games are the thing he cares most about.
 
The card could be real, but it's worth noting that there are sad people out there who would make up a story about them with Chris to get attention.
 
CätPärty said:
is anything real?
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