Could you love a monkeyman?

[Cats]

Could you understand?

Beauty of the beast...

 

[Vingle]

I could never love a nigger.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I can't love a monkeyman because loving any sort of man is gay.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

only if he was magic

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

If it's good enough for Troy McClure, it's good enough for me.

 

[AMHOLIO]

The real question is "Could he love me back?"

 

[JethroTullamore]

Only if he has the same fetish as me.

 

[Lucky Jim]

If I were a monkey woman, sure