Could you prepare a decent meal with a meat target?

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

I have a question for the more culinarily-inclined among us: How would you prepare a meal using only the ingredients found in a meat target? For those of you who don't know, the meat target consists of four layers of tee-shirt on the front, a layer of leather jacket 'skin', pork-chop 'pectorals', a layer of pork ribs in the front, a bag of oranges to simulate lung tissue, more pork ribs in the back, four more layers of tee-shirt on the back, and the whole thing is followed by the new and improved high-tech fleece bullet stop. Think of this like one of those challenges on the TV show 'Chopped'.

 

[DerKryptid]

Pork chop, ribs and oranges is already a meal, OP. I'm gonna stuff those tshirts and fleece jackets down your mouth for your retarded ass question tho

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

Pork chop, ribs and oranges is already a meal, OP. I'm gonna stuff those tshirts and fleece jackets down your mouth for your retarded ass question tho

So you eat raw pork chops and ribs?

 

[DerKryptid]

So you eat raw pork chops and ribs?

No I'm gonna use the friction from me sliding your ass across the pavement to heat up the chop and ribs

 

[Grub]

Sear the chops on both sides and oven roast with some orange slices, salt, pepper and some butter. Make up a BBQ sauce for the ribs outta fresh squeezed orange juice and shit like garlic, vinegar, brown sugar, chili peppers, black pepper, cumin, i dunno some other good shit, baste those fuckers and BBQ them nice and slow.

 

[Mr. Bung]

Sweet and spicy orange pork ribs

Sweet Spicy Orange Pork Ribs

To cook spicy orange pork ribs, lightly browned pork baby back ribs are braised in broth with orange juice, soy sauce, orange zest, cinnamon, ginger and toasted Szechuan peppercorns.

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Orange baked pork chops

Orange Baked Pork Chops Recipe | CDKitchen.com

Your soon-to-be go-to baked pork chops. Orange juice and brown sugar give the chops a bright, citrusy sweetness. Perfect with some sauteed asparagus or green beans for an easy dinner.

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If we're talking strictly the meat target without any other ingredients, start a fire using the t-shirts and spit roast the ribs, chops, and oranges. Once done squeeze juice from some of the roasted oranges onto both the ribs and chops for a bit of seasoning. Eat the rest of the oranges with the ribs and chops. Wouldn't be as tasty as the above recipes but not too bad for survival food.

 

[ColtWalker1847]

Sear the chops on both sides and oven roast with some orange slices, salt, pepper and some butter. Make up a BBQ sauce for the ribs outta fresh squeezed orange juice and shit like garlic, vinegar, brown sugar, chili peppers, black pepper, cumin, i dunno some other good shit, baste those fuckers and BBQ them nice and slow.

Ribs plus your BBQ sauce in a slow cooker.

 

[Grub]

I was tempted to go with slow cooked. It was 50/50. Either would be good.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

How has the conversation gotten this far without anyone mentioning @Meat Target? There's the guy who's going to get you your answer.

 

[Meat Target]

You guys have forgotten to cook with hot lead.

 

[Captain Manning]

I wouldn't prepare such a meal. Paul Harrel says not to do it at home. He's what you call an expert.

 

[Meat Target]

I wouldn't prepare such a meal. Paul Harrel says not to do it at home. He's what you call an expert.
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But he has some cooking videos for innafield?

 

[Captain Manning]

But he has some cooking videos for innafield?

I think his cooking videos are okay to emulate.

But NOT the meat target. You see, it's the fleece stop makes it just too damn high tech. Experts only.