Count Dankula interviews Chris

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Desire Lines said:
Chris is half-Sonichu now, and can transform into a Sonichu form. What the fuck Chris :c
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He said there were bugs with the transportation to Cwcville, maybe it's like Jeff Goldblum from "The Fly" and one of the Sonichu's were absorbed in one of Chris' fat folds or something.
 
This whole thing with Chris now is reminding me of Randy Stair and his EGS Ghost Squad. Randy legit thought the EGS was real and that he was going to re-incarnate into a Ghost Girl who didn't have a butthole. He also would talk to his ghost "GF" and believed she was right next to him throughout the majority of his day. Thank Goddess Chris doesn't have the anger and killer tendencies Randy had.
 
Muscle Bra said:
Another big eye-opener was when he said he'd never been to Disney or some similar large theme park. I know we can count one one hand the number of times he's left Virginia as an adult, but it's also pretty damn sad that Borb never took Chris on a Disney trip or to the beach or somewhere. Maybe, just maybe, if he had been shown that there is a world outside of Ruckersville/Charlottesville, he wouldn't have quite so parochial a view of his immediate surroundings.
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According to the wiki, Chris did once fly out to California to visit Cole while the latter was still in college I believe?

So I don't really think him having gone to any kind of amusement park (not like Borb in their old age even in the 80s and 90s were really the type to go out to such places) would have done much good - Chris knows there's a world outside. He just thinks the one in his head is far better and more importantly nicer to him.
 
I have nothing funny to contribute, but I'm glad Count Dankula treated Chris kindly despite having to endure his utterly insane ravings.
 
Optimus Prime said:
According to the wiki, Chris did once fly out to California to visit Cole while the latter was still in college I believe?

So I don't really think him having gone to any kind of amusement park (not like Borb in their old age even in the 80s and 90s were really the type to go out to such places) would have done much good - Chris knows there's a world outside. He just thinks the one in his head is far better and more importantly nicer to him.
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But maybe it would be an interesting and novel experience for him to go to Disneyworld, where the whole place is a fantasyland CWCville-style. Characters walking around and everything happy and sweet and clean, perfect family-friendly wonderland. (he might get in trouble for grabbing a princess' arm too hard during a meet-and-greet if his recent pics are anything to go by).
Even Busch Gardens would be kind of interesting to see him at since it's themed and decorated like other countries in a way that you won't get in Ruckasville, Vajinnya. Of course then Chris would play like he knows everything about German, Italian, French and English culture because he bought a schnitzel at Das Festhaus and rode the Griffon.
And re.tard groups go to places like that on field trips, so it's not like one more tard would stand out.
 
Muscle Bra said:
Another big eye-opener was when he said he'd never been to Disney or some similar large theme park. I know we can count one one hand the number of times he's left Virginia as an adult, but it's also pretty damn sad that Borb never took Chris on a Disney trip or to the beach or somewhere. Maybe, just maybe, if he had been shown that there is a world outside of Ruckersville/Charlottesville, he wouldn't have quite so parochial a view of his immediate surroundings.
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Just from doing some quick lazy research, Chris has at least 3 amusement parks (Kings Dominion Richmond, Busch Gardens Williamsburg, and Six Flags America in some part of Maryland) all around 2 hours away from him. Each of these 3 are sized comparably to any single park of Disney World (I was actually surprised to learn that all 3 of them are significantly larger than Magic Kingdom is.) Aside from Mickey Mouse not wandering around, they all contain roughly the same rides and attractions as Disney World too. Chris seemed familiar enough with the concept of roller coasters and other rides, so I am assuming he has been to at least one of these at some point in his life.
 
Muscle Bra said:
Another big eye-opener was when he said he'd never been to Disney or some similar large theme park. I know we can count one one hand the number of times he's left Virginia as an adult, but it's also pretty damn sad that Borb never took Chris on a Disney trip or to the beach or somewhere. Maybe, just maybe, if he had been shown that there is a world outside of Ruckersville/Charlottesville, he wouldn't have quite so parochial a view of his immediate surroundings. But, as it stands, all Chris really knows is Ruckersville and cartoons, so I don't think it's all that surprising that CWCville is located in Northern Virginia and that it is based upon the cartoons and games Chris loves so much.
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This. I mean, they're not far from Kings Dominion and Busch Gardens.

Edit: post above beat me to it
 
My thoughts on the interview?

It wouldn't be impossible to get Chris to talk about his 'current life', but the difficulty lies in the part where he may find it hard to tell what he's doing [for example: while I can consider today to have been personally productive, some things I did are going to be glossed over because I won't be able to remember them five hours later due to not giving them much importance], leading to quips exactly like that one about the Gym. What he does there may be more than simply those words, but Chris couldn't recall it immediately and focused on the things he does remember, little though they are.

He may not be as avid a direct consumer of media as the idea of him locked in his room playing vidya all the time implies, but odds are he thinks about that stuff often, considering how easy it was for him to reference the facts and knowledge he knew.

Count Dankula did what he could, maybe it wasn't enough, but it was definitely some measure of understanding Chris's perspective of things. Which includes him still trying to believe stuff that he was told by some guy pretending to be his imaginary friends.
 
It’s a shame he’s never been to a theme park (As in a Disneyland or Universal Studios versus a generic amusement park), I bet he’d really enjoy the experience since he enjoys media so much.
GooglePuppet said:
What does Chris do when he's "astral projecting"? Close his eyes and talk to himself?

And Pokémon is linked to CWCVille. Jesus Christ.
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@Null

This, i’d like to know what his meditation/astral projecting techniques are!
 
Pickle Inspector said:
This, i’d like to know what his meditation/astral projecting techniques are!
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I get the sense he probably does what he does on stream with action figures. He mentions a portal is used 'sometimes', so he probably jumps through the threshold of his bedroom door making a sound effect, sits down and enters the dimension by sitting by action figures and acting out what he thinks.
 
Null said:
I get the sense he probably does what he does on stream with action figures. He mentions a portal is used 'sometimes', so he probably jumps through the threshold of his bedroom door making a sound effect, sits down and enters the dimension by sitting by action figures and acting out what he thinks.
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Probably, I’m just wondering if it involved lucid dreaming (Controlled dreaming) and/or maybe inducing the hypnagogic state (The state between wake and sleeping where you can get things like sleep paralysis and audio/visual hallucinations).
 
I always figured it was like what Chris described once before: when he would go to sleep he would lie there before dozing off and have conversations with Sonichu and Rosechu. I think he lays down on his bed and just uses his imagination like daydreaming. I don't think there is any sort of altered consciousness.

Maybe part of it was him texting back and forth with whatever troll he was in contact with pretending to be Cwcville characters, but despite how much effort Chris has put into this I don't think it goes much beyond the imaginary friend conversations and interactions that a child might have. I just he spends an awful lot of time preoccupied by it. Which is why I think there was so much radio silence and lack of Sonichu updates during the Idea Guy debacle.
 
Pickle Inspector said:
Probably, I’m just wondering if it involved lucid dreaming (Controlled dreaming) and/or maybe inducing the hypnagogic state (The state between wake and sleeping where you can get things like sleep paralysis and audio/visual hallucinations).
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I'm not sure Chris has the willpower to actually lucid dream. He probably, like @Gunslinger said, just daydreams or uses his imagination, and is able to convince himself that it's real.
 
Null said:
He mentions a portal is used 'sometimes', so he probably jumps through the threshold of his bedroom door making a sound effect, sits down and enters the dimension by sitting by action figures and acting out what he thinks.
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If he were 6 years old, it would be kind of cute. At age 36, that sort of thing falls somewhere between “pathetic” and “fucking lunacy”.
 
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