Count Dankula interviews Chris

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Dankula is trying so hard not to fucking explode from the sheer autism that Chris exhumes.

I guess the courts taught him to have the will to resist of Christ.

EDIT: Married and polyamorous?! Oh god Chris, please. I'm dying of laughter.
 
Chris has just revealed that by marrying Magichan, his lovequest is now over. Time will only tell if he continues this belief or not.
 
CWC: "Magi-Chan has been my guardian angel all my life."

Magi-Chan was there for all the fake girlfriend sagas, the theoretical exes, Liquid Chris, Jimmy Hill, and all the rest. We have confirmation that Magi-Chan is the uber-troll..
 
I can't wait for next month's galpal troll to pretend-date chris and draw him away from his relationship with crystal and magi-chan for a week, after he'll go back to them even harder.
 
The Fool said:
I can't wait for next month's galpal troll to pretend-date chris and draw him away from his relationship with crystal and magi-chan for a week, after he'll go back to them even harder.
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I think the only gal-pal-esque troll that could theoretically happen at this point is someone pretending to be Magichan.
 
I've put down an entire rocks glass of Highland park 12 and this still is confusing as fuck.

Does Chris even know the real world exists anymore? It's seeming like he considers reality some bad dream and CWC is the real reality.
 
Chris needs to publish his bible. It'd sell like hotcakes. And with a good editor, it could actually be a legit work with no copyright issues.
 
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