Count Dankula

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Who dun it?

  • Evil woman destroys family #DivorceRape

    Votes: 430 29.2%
  • He fell for the man ass meme lmao #Bussy

    Votes: 1,042 70.8%

  • Total voters
    1,472
Both. Are you sure? How sure are you? (On the flip side Dankula is red pilled enough that he would have had them tested to make sure).
They are almost definitely his. Sue has made a series about her fertility issues and going through the IVF clinic. The problem states is she couldn't bear children since her fallopian tubes were very narrow and sperm wouldn't naturally (for her) be able to get to the egg.
So when is he going to reveal his femboy boyfriend?

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I remember Mark explaining this very image saying it was in a room filled with people and it just looks like they're alone. Whether you believe that explanation is up to you.
 
IF the "grew apart" line they are pushing is true, maybe Sue wanted Markus to become a responsible father and family man. Put away the spliffs, take out the ear plugs, leave the discord groups, stop playing so much vidya.
Markus thought he could have the best of both worlds; successful YouTube channel, playing Halo, drinking at clubs with his libertarian pals and have a doting wife who put up with his arrested development.
Sue's scorned lover approach, blindsiding Markus with the public announcement and stating that she would be looking after "[her] daughters" seems to suggest that she is pissed at him. Maybe the bussy theory holds some credence.
 
Dankula's wife has just announced that she has left him, i don't think this is a shitpost or a prank

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"I have to get it off of my chest."

Yea OK, confessing on Twitter is real therapeutic and not drama creating. Dankula has had to make a tweet as well. What possesses a person to make this so public like this?

Also good job Dankula, it's been awhile since I followed him much but he cultivated a social circle of trannies and gooners. I'm sure that did not affect the situation at all.
 
So many comments acting straight retarded. He instantly caved in and prostrated himself in twitter response saying what a great mother she was. That's not the kind of shit you do when prepping for a divorce unless you know you done fucked up majorly and need that woman to not crucify you.

He most likely got caught fucking with the trannies that he's long been linked to, and if that's the case then she's 100% justified in making that tweet public. Only pathetic, short sighted niggers would allow a spouse to do something like that to them and "stay silent". He'd deserve everything coming his way up to and including telling the kids when they're old enough to understand what happened.
 
3. Wife could have been cheating.
if that was the case it would have happened with the first one usually when that happens.
I'm looking forward to which of them acts like a bigger retard in this divorce
Nobody will I am guessing sue has enough ammo to make Dancula look like a monster,and dankula knows his audience wont take it well if they find outm I am betting he was cheating with women and men and She turned the eye blind because kids and pregnancy is hard you need someone untill something happened that made her say fuck this. If i am going to guess is an STD or putting the kids in danger due to his cooming and or pounding bussy its usually something drastic like that would make a woman leave after obvious shameless and disrespectfull lysting by dancula towards TRANNIES , FUCKING TRANNIES MAN.

Only pathetic, short sighted niggers would allow a spouse to do something like that to them and "stay silent"
How long you can stay silent btw? your friends and family know somebody will spill the tea and then the drama will become even worse, i am guessin sue got fed up explaining why Dancula isnt there
 
IF the "grew apart" line they are pushing is true, maybe Sue wanted Markus to become a responsible father and family man. Put away the spliffs, take out the ear plugs, leave the discord groups, stop playing so much vidya.
Markus thought he could have the best of both worlds; successful YouTube channel, playing Halo, drinking at clubs with his libertarian pals and have a doting wife who put up with his arrested development.
Sue's scorned lover approach, blindsiding Markus with the public announcement and stating that she would be looking after "[her] daughters" seems to suggest that she is pissed at him. Maybe the bussy theory holds some credence.
There is a lot of truth in this. Nothing pisses off a married woman more than a manchild, lads. Especially a manchild with kids.
 
"I don't want drama"
>Posts it on a public platform for thousands to see which will inherently cause drama
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She is in the position of being the spouse of a public figure. Some kind of public statement is an inevitability lest they maintain a sham-marriage to the day of their deaths.

The divorce turning in to an e-culture drama flash-point is a fore gone conclusion no matter how it is revealed.
 
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Thought this would be a funny read and it is, but only cause it’s just retards losing their fucking minds and hardcore projecting onto this random woman. She announced it yes, the same “drama” is going to happen now or later when it’s eventually public, she’s hardly whoring out for twitter mentions get a grip you faggots. Some of you really cannot handle internet access, the BPD obsession has rotted your minds and the first step of troonerism. You fags infect the discourse everywhere with the same rehearsed lines, put down the sissy hypno and move on.
 
Dude needs to shut up and lawyer up. Many woman say they want an amicable split until they don’t. Judging by the way she’s acting in public, i’d put money she’s one of them.
'amicable' divorce = "you agree to all my demands"
dude is getting felted lol

I've seen this whole "growing apart" thing so many times. Is it the new excuse for not putting effort into working things out like long term relationships are supposed to?
usually it's a lie people tell when they don't want to give away the real reason for the breakup
in this case i'd speculate it is one of the following, from most likely to least likely:

1) he cheated on her with some groupie whore (possibly trans) and when she found out she left him
2) she found another guy she would rather be with, so she is monkey branching (unlikely with 2 kids under her belt, but not impossible)
3) he has developed a drug habit or a drinking problem and she wants to get herself and the kids out of harms way
 
She is in the position of being the spouse of a public figure. Some kind of public statement is an inevitability lest they maintain a sham-marriage to the day of their deaths.
Public figure? He’s a guy who makes YouTube videos who got in trouble with the law once. He’s not the heir to the fucking throne.

They could have done things privately and mentioned it once the dust was settled and no one would have cared. Instead she kicked up a fuss in the most passive-aggressive way possible to make people get interested in drama.

This is just a dumb bitch move by a dumb bitch.
 
I have seen so many divorces as a result of child number 2 being born, break up usually within 18 months of the second being born.

In these cases my suspicion is the second child was conceived as a band-aid baby and band-aid babies never, ever fix relationships. The pregnancy usually gets them to readjust their attitudes, stick together and be more supportive. Husband is extra helpful and nice to pregnant wife. But once the baby is born and sleep deprivation and work of baby #2 gets going things go downhill again really fast.

In these cases baby number is usually claimed to be a "oops" baby, but I think that only applies to the husband. Women are usually the brilliant mind thinking another baby will def help a struggling relationship.
 
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