Count Dankula

[Lego Man]

Scotland Forever
(Mark me late for this joke, sorry)

 

[Dwarf Lord]

So because her husband is being a retard, that gives her the right to stoop to his level and also be retarded. Cool. Which circles back to my first post ITT of fuck them both, and the kids are the real victims in this.

Yep, making a tame twitter post that you're divorcing is certainly the "same level" as openly cheating on your wife with every stinkditch in the country.

 

[David Kirk Ginder]

Dankula's wife has just announced that she has left him, i don't think this is a shitpost or a prank

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"I don't want any drama" so I'm going to go against my husband's wishes by posting about it publicly on Twitter in front of the whole world because "I have to get if off my chest".

By the way, did I mention I don't want any drama?

WOMAN MOMENT

 

[Kyuruma]

She's an adult. Why is it difficult to expect an adult to act like one and to not do high school-tier shit of airing their dirty laundry out for everyone to see and gawk at? She could have posted this to her private Facebook. Sure it might still leak out, but it would originally be with the intent of only letting those who need to know, (friend and family) be aware of their separation.

It's going to be public regardless. She wasn't even airing dirty laundry, just making a statement. The not wanting drama comment was stupid but women aren't exactly known for their forwardness.

If they're truly split and he's free to do whatever he wants I expect this thread to be in Internet Famous by the end of the year, at which point it will be glaringly obvious why she would force a public severance.

 

[IAmTheBooky]

That's a separate problem. I'm not actually shocked by this news, but when did he admit it?

can't find the video where he says it,
so have him in his twink commie fase instead :

 

[Dan of Steel]

Yep, making a tame twitter post that you're divorcing is certainly the "same level" as openly cheating on your wife with every stinkditch in the country.

Plot twist: I didn't even read her Xitter post because it was too long and I got bored.

 

[Dedans]

And you're giving "Incel who will never be married but still whines about divorce rape all day long" but yet here I am letting you speak without telling you to shut up or go away. Almost like only one of us can't deal with hearing opposing opinions or something.

Partisan posters like @Lidl Drip are useful insofar as you can gauge where their biases lie. They make some good points, and you can take those points into consideration while acknowledging their bias. The fact that @Lidl Drip's partisanship is contra to most other partisan posters on the site is the only reason it seems more grating.
That being said, you are very condescending. "You're giving," is homosexual nigger vernacular, and so you should kill yourself.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

>tumblr glasses
>dyed hair
>tattoos
>stretched earlobe
oh shit it really is the full bpd package
scott pilgrim ruined etc etc...

 

[Amazing Criminal]

I am disappointed in the low Alogging levels of this thread. Nobody has called him Count Mankula yet.

I'm disappointed that anyone is crying the blues for this fat annoying faggot, or speculating on whether or not his ex a dirty ho' for divorcing this fat annoying faggot.

He fucked a tranny and his wife got mad gg go next it's not rocket science.

 

[LongDayAgain]

Sargon stands alone. Still married, has kids and presents a respectable front facing image.

Who would have believed in 2018 that Carl would be the only respectable one left with some dignity?

 

[White Angel]

can't find the video where he says it,
so have him in his twink commie fase instead :

He should come out. We'll support him.

 

[Ibanez RG 350EX]

The not wanting drama comment was stupid but women aren't exactly known for their forwardness.

I'm not sure why we were arguing when we seem to be in total agreement.

 

[The Cunting Death]

inb4 dankula becomes a lolcow.

 

[IAmTheBooky]

Who would have believed in 2018 that Carl would be the only respectable one left with some dignity?

its the suit, it saved him.

 

[Null]

"I don't want any drama" so I'm going to go against my husband's wishes by posting about it publicly on Twitter in front of the whole world because "I have to get if off my chest".

By the way, did I mention I don't want any drama?

WOMAN MOMENT

Just out of curiosity, is she supposed to pretend to be in a sham marriage and act as some sort of shadow-wife while singlehandedly taking care of both kids? If so, for how long? At what age is she permitted by you to exist outside of Dankula's shadow?

 

[CryptoHermit]

Who would have believed in 2018 that Carl would be the only respectable one left with some dignity?

Sargon is the step-dad who STEPPED UP. He's going to push out a lot of rightoid slop on his website about this. Stay tuned.

 

[FieldPiece]

If the bussy theory ends up being true I want to congratulate Mark for fighting against stereotypes by being a scot addicted to man ass instead of heroin.

 

[FinnSven]

inb4 dankula becomes a lolcow.

I suppose there is now a higher than average chance he will be arrested in Westminster wearing a Batman costume and protesting Fathers rights.

 

[Easterling]

inb4 dankula becomes a lolcow.

He lowkey always was, how many appreciation threads ended up as actual threads? I can name at least three.

 

[Kyuruma]

I'm not sure why we were arguing when we seem to be in total agreement.

I think you simply misunderstood, this is all drama. Just disagreed over there not being a valid reason to stoke said drama, there absolutely is.