Count Dankula

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Divine right to rule said:
I have no idea what you niggers are talking about.
Sue is not a looker, but she is perfectly average minus the tattoos.
Absolutely not troon tier.
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She doesn't look like a troon, but she does look like a giant feminist cunt. Count Dankula married the wrong woman. Maybe you shouldn't marry a woman off of Tinder. Maybe you don't marry the woman with earlobe holes, tattoos, and dyed hair. Maybe you don't marry a woman like this and then invest in property, the easiest asset to get raped over in divorce. Maybe after IVF doesn't work the first time, you call it quits. That's all before you get into the Bussy stuff. He could've picked any woman. He could've picked a nice looking woman. Instead he picked the one with feminist glasses, dyed hair, and earlobe holes so big you could fit a small dick through them. You did this to yourself, Dank.

Let's be clear, I don't blame her for divorcing him. I don't blame her announcing it online. Someone had to, eventually. I do blame Dank for looking at this hoe and saying "marriage material!". She's gonna get a great payday. Rake him over the coals girl!!!
 
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Obsul said:
Is trannyfucking in and of itself that funny? Imagine the driest, most boring, autistic guy you can imagine, and make it so that he's fucked a tranny. Is he interesting now? Takes more than that. Now, if he has a meltdown when people point out that he's fucked a tranny, that's cow behavior.
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Is the said autist in this scenario just some single guy living his life offline who happens to like chicks with dicks, or is he a married man with two children who has made a career out of being a youtube edgelord who loves to tell everyone about how much he wants to fuck trannies?
 
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FraudFrog said:
If your crackin joke, I’ve heard it before.

But I’ll educate you, we did do genetic testing, and it’s a gene mutation . Less than 100 kids in the world have it. There’s not a lot of science knowledge behind it due to such a small amount of kids who have this. We don’t know what his health outcomes will be, or his life outcomes because some of these kids are non-functioning and some are high functioning. My kid is mid to high functioning.

Both of us parents are not carriers. It’s a one in a million circumstance to happen. And we did everything your supposed to do, folic acid, clean food, clean living, etc.
there are some parents out there that take all sorts of shit while pregnant, do all sorts of shit before pregnancy, and still have normal kids. Luck of the draw.

I’m just grateful I have the means to take of my kid and provide everything he needs to be able to grow and advance. I honestly don’t know how less fortunate families manage.
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I wasn't trying to meme. I read conflicting shit about which parent passes it and I was looking for insight. It's good that you have the temperance to deal with this sort of thing.
 
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Ultrapenguin said:
Holy shit this guy has been in the same picture as a tranny and sometimes interacts with them on social media? Obviously he's getting a divorce because he was bumming (I think that's a word the angloids use) the troons! No forget that, he's having sex with ALL the trannies! Literally in the streets, nothing but man ass and hatchet wounds all day long! And DIRECTLY in his poor wife's face too! Disgusting!
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Nigga he's said something like "ah like femboys cuz they knoo how tae worship yer cock properly" in one of his videos, and his discord is (from what I've seen on this site) filled to the bursting point with troons and femboys, and troon and femboy porn, and troon and femboy nudes.

Yeah, it could be something more mundane, but it's hardly a deranged theory that him gooning with the troons is a major factor in this divorce.
 
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Party Hat Wurmple said:
She doesn't look like a troon, but she does look like a giant feminist cunt. Count Dankula married the wrong woman. Maybe you shouldn't marry a woman off of Tinder. Maybe you don't marry the woman with earlobe holes, tattoos, and dyed hair. Maybe you don't marry a woman like this and then invest in property, the easiest asset to get raped over in divorce. Maybe after IVF doesn't work the first time, you call it quits. That's all before you get into the Bussy stuff. He could've picked any woman. He could've picked a nice looking woman. Instead he picked the one with feminist glasses, dyed hair, and earlobe holes so big you could fit a small dick through them. You did this to yourself, Dank.

Let's be clear, I don't blame her for divorcing him. I don't blame her announcing it online. Someone had to, eventually. I do blame Dank for looking at this hoe and saying "marriage material!". She's gonna get a great payday. Rake him over the coals girl!!!
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Nice /pol/ take, faggot. Feel better now?
 
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Not 6 Foot said:
Nice /pol/ take, faggot. Feel better now?
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No. If you marry some bitch who looks like his wife does, you deserve everything you get and you will get everything you deserve. So I don't feel bad for him. I don't feel bad for his kids. I don't feel bad for the live in femboy he's going to get to play Step Mommy. And I certainly don't feel bad for his wife. I just hope she takes everything from him so we can all laugh at him.
 
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popnloch ness monster said:
Agent Dankula, codename "Gooner", is under orders from Sargooner to infiltrate the trooner groomer femboy monolith, all in an effort to deliver the killshot and blow the sinister Gamergate conspiracy wide open
but it's taking a toll on his home life
who's the real Dankula? does he even know anymore?
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Gooning, Gooning has changed.

It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by trannies and machines.
Gooning--and it's consumption of life--has become a well-lubricated machine.
Gooning has changed.
ID-tagged Gooners carry ID-tagged pocket pussies, use ID-tagged lube. Nano-machines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities.
Genetic control, information control, emotion control, battlefield control…everything is monitored and kept under control.
Gooning…has changed.
The age of deterrence has become the age of control, all in the name of averting catastrophe from Gooners of mass destruction, and he who controls the Gooners, controls history.
Gooning…has changed.
When the battlefield is under total control, Gooning becomes routine.
 
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Party Hat Wurmple said:
She doesn't look like a troon, but she does look like a giant feminist cunt. Count Dankula married the wrong woman. Maybe you shouldn't marry a woman off of Tinder. Maybe you don't marry the woman with earlobe holes, tattoos, and dyed hair. Maybe you don't marry a woman like this and then invest in property, the easiest asset to get raped over in divorce. Maybe after IVF doesn't work the first time, you call it quits. That's all before you get into the Bussy stuff. He could've picked any woman. He could've picked a nice looking woman. Instead he picked the one with feminist glasses, dyed hair, and earlobe holes so big you could fit a small dick through them. You did this to yourself, Dank.

Let's be clear, I don't blame her for divorcing him. I don't blame her announcing it online. Someone had to, eventually. I do blame Dank for looking at this hoe and saying "marriage material!". She's gonna get a great payday. Rake him over the coals girl!!!
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Nigger this " feminist cunt" stuck with him when his ass got dragged through the mud calling him natzeee by the media, he couldn't get even call center job and he bitched about it on his channel. This man literally was forced to make videos on YouTube to pay bills.

If i had to choose between her ( tarded ass) and some proper prim missy i would choose her for my son because the bitch was ride or die . If you think any proper mentally sane not a ethot woman would touch tatted up man whos name was so besmirched that half of his family wont talk to him to this day you are goddamn delusional. Not to mention his tranny lusting or anything else. Sue is the best he could get a bloody idiot who didn't got the hint to btfo when the reporters showed up and he decided to fight them for extra drama, nor when he got caught with tranny lusting, nor his red star tattooed on his chest, nor his lolbert beliefs.

You faggots deserve feminists cunts to fuck you with strap- ons who shit on women based on their looks without knowing shit about them.
Procrastinhater said:
Yeah you got a good point. I think I'm just desensitized because of the sheer level of sick fuckery most of the exhibits have that being a simple troon fucker barely registers anymore, but yeah, its enough.
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Honestly after the gunt , the juju the cow, various roblox and discord oedos, and the baldo some tranny fucker communist divorcing is just like a day ending with -y for me.
 
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Major said:
People get divorced and split up all the time for all sorts of mundane reasons, not just tranny fucking.

Although it often comes after the birth of children even if the couple has been together for a long time before that weirdly.
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About when the kids are 5, then dad becomes nice to have around the house but not necessary.
 
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Justa Grata Honoria said:
Nigger this " feminist cunt" stuck with him when his ass got dragged through the mud calling him natzeee by the media, he couldn't get even call center job and he bitched about it on his channel. This man literally was forced to make videos on YouTube to pay bills.
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I know you didn't see it, but I made another post elsewhere about this. This is part of why I said above that I don't blame her. She could've left at plenty of points and arguably should've. It would've been kinder. That being said, he should've seen the writing on the wall to some degree and left her. Hell, maybe he did. We don't know. But between the dog, the grifting career, the money woes, and the IVF, there was no saving this marriage. But hey, this is why I cheer her on and say rake him over the coals. It's also funny.

Hard disagree on picking her for my son though. Just because she turned out to stay on the ride longer than expected doesn't mean it was going to end well.
 
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