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Who dun it?

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Goldie_99 said:
He was subhuman long before that. Examples:

-Got arrested for being drunk in public at 16 years old
-Has so much head trauma from fighting, he just randomly goes deaf in one ear for weeks at a time
-Comes from a family of career criminals
-Smoked so much weed, his brain is permanently damaged
-Chainsmoked for decades and still hasn't quit completely
-His main hobby since adolescence is bar-hopping until he gets blackout drunk
-Would send/show pictures of his penis to his friends as a sort of jumpscare because it was "a funny joke"
-The nazi pug thing could only be the work of a potato, free speech or not
-Can't have kids without in-vitro
-All the bodymods
-The alleged drunken hookups are a brag to him

I can keep going.

The man's videos are good for background noise, but he as a person is the definition of eurotrash.
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I mean, you could just skip more than half of those and say
- he's irish
 
Hijo de D. Woodchucks Jr. said:
I mean, you could just skip more than half of those and say
- he's irish
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Dank's reaction to you calling him Irish:
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Questions are a Burden said:
And you'd be retarded if you did. Because he's Scottish.
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I was almost thinking whether he's referring to the fact that Dank is/was a Scottish Catholic and thus mostly descends from 19th century Irish immigrants to Scotland and thus isn't a True and Honest Scotsman, but c'mon, this is Kiwifarms.
 
Radola Gajda said:
Irish managed to kick bongs out. Scots are still part of OOKAY.
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Scottish were never actually conquered.

The reason that Scotland and England united was because Queen Elizabeth the First died without issue so the line of sucession went to her cousin who became James the First of England and James the Sixth of Scotland.
There was then an act of Union and thus they became two kingdoms under one crown.

They were given the opportunity to cede and rejected it due to the fact that Scotland would collapse within hours of independence without London propping it up.
No matter what the jocks burble about north sea oil and the UK's dependence on it, and how an independent sweatland would be the next Norway, its retarded.
Not only are the oil reserves overstated, Edinburgh needs London's international trade reputation to be able to trade it and not get fleeced by Yanks or Ay-rabs.
Many jocks also have no fucking clue how sparsely populated Jockoland is compared to Engerland, how limited the infrastructure is, and comparing it to Norway is foolish.
While Nog-Land has a similar population to the land of the Thistle, Norway had a much more established whaling industry and much more powerful forestry industry which supplimented and supported them until the oil industry was properly in place, and now Oslo is more like a northern Amsterdam, financial services and pheripherial money related industry centre.
Edinburgh and Aberdeen would have a long way to go to get even close to that, without supporting valuable industries.
Whiskey distilling would not make up the shortfall, no matter what the alkies think.
Most of them drink Lidls own brand "Whiskey" flavoured spirit drink anyway.

And of course, Glasgow, the largest city in Scotland is more famous for having a shorter life expectancy and standards of living that are beaten by the shittest post soviet east European crapholes and on par with actual third world countries.

Plus the Norwegians resisted the Nazis fiercely, whereas Rudolph Hess specifically parachuted into Scotland, reasonably thinking that they would happily side with the Krauts against London because their resentment and bitterness would motivate them through spite, rather than thinking through whether or not being a puppet state under Hitler was a smart move.
The Scottish have always sided with the French, despite the fact the French undoubtedly would have treated them far far worse than London ever would.

It's not a case of the Scottish did not manage to beat the English out (Scottish are British, Scotland is on the mainland Isle of britain, all scottish islands are part of the archepelago known as the British Isles).
The Scottish secretly know that without London, they would be a pathetic toilet plagued with heroin addiction, alcoholism and transvestism.
At least London sends them dole money, so they have some semblance of a middle class.
 
Yeah I am aware that technically it was Scottish king who united Scotland and England, but if you listen to Scottish nationalists you will hear plenty about Anglo spawns of devil who are brutally occupying Scotland also something something Highlands clearing.
 
Radola Gajda said:
Yeah I am aware that technically it was Scottish king who united Scotland and England, but if you listen to Scottish nationalists you will hear plenty about Anglo spawns of devil who are brutally occupying Scotland also something something Highlands clearing.
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Therin lies the problem.

Scottish nationalists are not unlike "We Waz Kangs" black people who insist that whitey held them back and stole their pyramid techology or whatever.

While yes, highland clearance was a thing, it was because these highlanders were bandits and outlaws raiding towns and travellers.
They used the Jacobite banner as a rally and claimed to be all for an independent scotland, but they were not the first or the last group of criminals and misfits styling themselves as "freedom fighters".
 
FinnSven said:
As I pointed out earlier.

Irish are incomprehensible drunks, with a tendency to violence and resentment.

Scottish are incomprehensible drunks with a tendency to violence and resentment, and they wear skirts.
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And the Welsh have incomprehensible town names with a tendency to sexual violence against livestock!
 
My advise to Dank, Melonie Mac, and all other new Christian Youtubers is the same..

GET THE HELL OFF OF YOUTUBE1

The whole being famous and trying to learn how to walk with Christ thing just doesn't seem to work, get a normal boring job where you are not commenting on what other people are doing so you can focus on the plank in your own eye.

Second, stop going to bars or clubs or whatever.

Replace this with finding a good church you go to one a week, reading your Bible at least ten minutes a day, and going to a small Bible study group with people of your own gender who will hold your feet to the fire when you slip up and drift back to your old ways and who will give you advice on how to avoid it.

Third, if certain people from your past tempt you to go back to your old ways, stop hanging out with them. You can still chat with them if you see them on the street, but if hanging out with them ends with you in a bar getting drunk and banging trannies, stop hanging out with them.

If you can't do these three things then you are not serious about being a Christian and it is just a grift for Youtube and you should be saying things like "As a Christian Woman" or making videos about biblical figures like Mary.

Quit youtube, spend five years or so getting your walk with God right and then if you feel called to go back to Youtube do so, just don't go after the same viewers you had before you were a Christian.

Anything less than this is a grift.
 
CAPTAIN HAPPY said:
But how are you going to grift without social media?
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That is how you know his being a Christian and making videos about biblical figures is a grift, a real Christian would care more about getting right with God than being famous on Youtube.

It is better to enter heaven without one of your hands and all that.

The fact that he doesn't know this proves Dank has never opened a Bible in his life.
 
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Hillary Clinton's Ass said:
So, what you're saying is that the Scots are the only people on the planet to have willingly join the English? Horrifying.
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There is something I find even more horrifying than their willingness to get assimilated.

Look at an average scottish male and an above average scottish female, imagine them at the level of inebriation usual for their kind and now realise that the entire nation exists solely because such creatures still mate instead of finding the nearest cliff and getting it over with.

Even fucking Pakistanis, which is as subhuman as it gets on account of all the inbreeding and medieval culture, still are capable of spawning something that can be considered attractive, even if by pure chance alone. The scots? Fuck no.
 
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