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>account number 64,275
Too late.
 
Unfortunately I might miss it, I'm about to go jerk off and I like to take my time with these things, you know, so I don't turn into a coomer. Then after I like to go out on my deck and drink a little under the stars thinking about how nice it is to jack off. So this is happening at a really bad time for me.
 
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The Fool said:
Unfortunately I might miss it, I'm about to go jerk off and I like to take my time with these things, you know, so I don't turn into a coomer. Then after I like to go out on my deck and drink a little under the stars thinking about how nice it is to jack off. So this is happening at a really bad time for me.
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Posting only requires one hand, you know. You may not desire the coomer's life, but we share our wisdom freely.
 
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I stand by my prediction that they will receive the Julay within the first month. Either that, or become a janny.
 
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