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Countdown To Daddy Rape Day
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Maybe we should raise some funds to send a nice anonymous gift to Angelo to thank him for his service. We could probably send him a cake or something. It's the least he deserves after dealing with his insane ingrate son.
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So for the Daddy Rape Day Party so far I've secured 6 cases of Baja Blast Mountain Dew and 2 each of Livewire, Code Red, and Classic. We also have 3 cases each of Nacho Cheese, Cool Ranch, Sweet & Spicy Chili, and Buffalo Hot Wing Doritos. What else do we need?
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It will be like Christmas in July
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Some 420 for DANK gaming in rape/weed zone.
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C.I.S Agents have recovered a written account of the incident by Phil.
>I was only 9 years old. I loved Angelo so much.
>I pray to Daddy every night, thanking him for the WHITE CIS MALE life I've been given. My mom hears me and rants about the divorce. I knew she was jealous. So, I call her a cunt and beat the shit out of her.
>She slaps me and sends me to bed. I'm crying now and my face really hurts. I lay in bed, it's really cold.
>A warmth is moving towards me. It's Angelo, I am so happy. He whispers in my ear:
>"SQUEAL LIKE A PIG, PHIL"
>He grabs me with his big strong hands...
>I was only 9 years old. I loved Angelo so much.
>I pray to Daddy every night, thanking him for the WHITE CIS MALE life I've been given. My mom hears me and rants about the divorce. I knew she was jealous. So, I call her a cunt and beat the shit out of her.
>She slaps me and sends me to bed. I'm crying now and my face really hurts. I lay in bed, it's really cold.
>A warmth is moving towards me. It's Angelo, I am so happy. He whispers in my ear:
>"SQUEAL LIKE A PIG, PHIL"
>He grabs me with his big strong hands...
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How are you guys gonna celebrate Daddy Rape Day? I'm gonna have a barbecue and light some fireworks 
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I will send Angelo a nice card and a bottle of wine.
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I'll be masturbating to good ol' american porn.
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Xbox with a copy of Call of Duty 6: Special Tranny Killer Ops
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- Feb 28, 2013
Could I put in a request for a case of the Sangrita flavored Dew? It is kind of ridiculously sweet, but it tastes like actual strawberries to me. I take my miracles where I can get them.
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Going to culturally appropriate myself some Jarritos and Al Pastor tacos and sleep in my bed for Daddy Rape Day personally. Everyone should be so fortunate, long live Big Stank Dick Dad!
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I wish Bill Cosby was ADF's dad.
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I'll be working. Have a Baja Blast Dew and trigger a tumblrina for me.
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I made an image for Daddy Rape Day. It's a bit early, but what the hell.
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I'll be too busy celebrating freedom, and fucking the Missues. And probably going to the range. But you know what, I'll fit in a celebration of daddy rape day as well. Maybe set some Phil targets 800 yards out and work on the skills needed to do my grand shot this year. And by grand, I mean I'm taking a 1000 yard shot.
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It's not too late, we could reunite Angelo and Phil for the day. Maybe a nice romantic dinner at an Italian restaurant. We could rekindle this romance.
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Four things are going to happen July 4th: Fireworks, BBQ, my dad's birthday, and Manboobiya's butthurt reaching levels so extreme that the 69th Mounted Asspat Brigade might not be able to handle it. I know it sounds fuck up, but I'm more looking forward to the latter than my dad's party. :/
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