Plagued COVID Conspiracy Theorists and other idiots - This is not a political thunderdome or gay slapfight thread.

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Radion_Godiva said:
When I died in the winter of unvaccination it was really hard on my family, we are all over it now. Longest two weeks of my life.
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You still won't respond to my previous posts. Sad! I don't want to defend Biden, but he's clearly talking about at-risk populations. That's usually implicitly understood. If you want to stop AIDS from spreading, you don't hand out condoms at a Christian summer camp. Before Covid or its vaccine even existed, the elderly were offered flu vaccines before the flu season because they were the ones dying from the flu.

I know that numbers are scary, but look at this.

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These are mainstream Covid death rates from the CDC. Nobody is saying that young people are likely to die of Covid with or without the vaccine, or that old people don't have a decent chance of surviving Covid. Vaccination has been about creating herd immunity to prevent vulnerable people from being exposed to the virus, and to provide a last shield of defense in case they are exposed. If you think that the CDC has claimed that everyone will die without the vaccines, it's a sign that you never understood anything.

Radion_Godiva said:
How can we sperge when we're all dead? I fell down on the street like those people in China we saw on the news, two members of my family stepped into a Red Lobster without being vaccinated and died immediately.

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You didn't even explain the article. Thankfully I'm well-versed in Schizo and can give some context. There is an anti-vaxxer conspiracy theory that the media fabricates stories of anti-vaxxers getting Covid and telling others to protect themselves by getting the vaccine. This conspiracy theory is often incorporated into the grand conspiracy that all Covid deaths since 2021 are actually caused by the vaccines.
 
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Super Saiyan Hitler said:
If you want to stop AIDS from spreading, you don't hand out condoms at a Christian summer camp.
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Ah, I see someone's never been to a Christian summer camp.

Anyway, I had a brief glimmer of hope that the antivax researchtards would eventually realize that heart disease is the number one killer in the US. But nope, must be that dang ol' jab that took cousin Larry.
 
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Anyway, I had a brief glimmer of hope that the antivax researchtards would eventually realize that heart disease is the number one killer in the US. But nope, must be that dang ol' jab that took cousin Larry.
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They don't want to take personal responsibility for the lifestyle factors they can control, they just want to blame a vaccine. Their terrible diet and sedentary lifestyle? Couldn't possibly cause a heart attack...
 
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According to InfoWars, Biden is planning new lockdowns starting in September. Supposedly this will also enable voting fraud, even though the election is next year.

EXCLUSIVE: Biden Admin Preparing to Bring Back FULL Covid Restrictions, Rollout to Begin Mid-September

Whistleblowers from the TSA and Border Patrol have raised the alarm to Infowars that the Biden administration is setting the stage for full Covid lockdowns that will begin with incremental restrictions like masking TSA employees in mid-September.

The first source, a high-level TSA official confirmed and known to Infowars, reached out to Infowars and cited a Tuesday meeting in which TSA managers were told new memorandums & policies were being completed that would reimplement masking, starting with TSA & airport employees as early as mid-September.

The TSA official also said next week they will receive new guidelines on how the policy will escalate: by mid-October, mask-wearing will be required by pilots, flight staff, passengers, and airport patrons.

After hearing from the TSA manager, Infowars reached out to our trusted Border Patrol source who is also a manager. This source confirmed the same directives were being given to Border Patrol.

They were told it was not a matter of “if” but “when” official Covid numbers will go back up and they expect by mid-October a return to forced-masking policies that the Biden administration previously only reluctantly ended after massive pressure.

Both whistleblowers were told this rollout will be in tandem with the new Covid “variant” hysteria that the MSM has been reporting on this week.

Infowars’ analysis is clear: this new rollout’s timing is perfect for the embattled Biden administration to put the country back in a state of civil emergency and even martial law to further divide and confuse the public and move forward with the greatest election meddling in history.

Many times, Alex Jones has warned that the system will bring back biomedical tyranny. And the launch of this new crisis in September will allow a build-up of control that would allow the use of mail-in ballots for the next presidential election.

Remember, mail-in ballots were decisive for Biden’s victory last election.

We now know the Covid lockdowns were an international psychological warfare operation run by the Ministry of Defense and Pentagon.

Countries worldwide implemented fear campaigns for political purposes and to push experimental shots.

But this time around, the masses have awakened to the globalist playbook of conquest, and may not be as receptive to MSM hysteria.

Simply put, the Deep State is getting desperate and is behaving like a cornered animal.
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Some of the comments are pretty funny. The most recent one is almost too perfect, but then again, people do believe this stuff. The TL;DR is that a "100% permanent disabled" boomer who spent three weeks in isolation and almost died, and whose 34-year old son ended up dying from the virus, refuses to take the vaccine because it's a "kill shot" that kills 100% of the vaccinated.

Indeed the virus was created to replicate so the spike protein can do further damage to the lungs, heart AMF other organs. I didn't take the vaccine as the MRNA technology is nothing proven to prevent from contracting the Wuhan virus. I was admitted to the hospital late January last year with severe acute hypoxia and Pneumonia spending 3 weeks in isolation until thankfully thst virus abated....In a 100% Permanent disabled retired Army Airborne vet who also suffers COPD discharged on 4 liters of oxygen. I will still refuse the vaccine..I'll take my chances. My son was admitted day day later and ended up in ICU in Medically induced coma requiring a tracheaotomy and being put on a ventilator. He died at 34 years of age after being discharged 4 Aptil 2022 at my home from a massive heart attack.i.sls suffered a heart attack last summer requiring open heart triple bypass surgery. Prior to the virus we both wore masks and used precautions of avoiding crowds and taking actions to wash our hands...etc. I had read the paper published by Dr Han who worked at Wuhan virology and escaped through Hong Kong to the US. The genetic make up shoed crisper technology being being inserted to make the virus more virulent Unfortunately it appears the variants are here to stay. I wii continue to refuse the kill shot and take my chances. This is a human rights and infringement violations. Knowing that the vaccine trials killed.100% of both the human mise and monkey that they ere injected with. Steeple and lemmings will of course line up again to get boosters and continue to shed and spread the spike protein that will eventually be their demise while the fat cat pharma line their pockets at the expense of the masses. All of those responsible needs to.be tried for crimes against humanity. No parent should ever have to bury their child. Remember those words if anything else.
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Maybe someone will know who I'm talking about. There was a boomer that did a Facebook "show" where he would talk about politics, his personal conspiracy theories, and just rant about what ever was bothering him at that moment in time. Around the end of January this year he did a look back on the grand truth about COVID. His take was that COVID is just a strand of the flu, the reason it was so hyped up was that China had an issue with their warehouses filling to capacity and a bulk of the overstock was medical supplies (he never said why that was the case) so the US government helped China clear warehouses by having the CDC hype up covid and they purposely had the retirement home in PA get super infected so everyone would buy all the overstock, Congress obviously buying up tons of stock in various companies related to the matter to sell later. And all of this was done so China would have the warehouse space to begin to stock up for the holiday season so they could export consumer goods at record speeds to meet 2020 Black Friday. Sadly I cannot find anything related to the guy, after he got doxed in his comments he went scorched earth on his internet presence. If it helps he was a bigger guy for you, brown hair with some gray, and those huge frame eye glasses that every serial killer seems to wear.
 
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Super Saiyan Hitler said:
According to InfoWars, Biden is planning new lockdowns starting in September. Supposedly this will also enable voting fraud, even though the election is next year.
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Crosspost from Donald J Trump Thread (from @Doctor of Autism)
Apparently Trump's on that now

But about that. Why would they "bring covid back" if their evil scientists are evilly researching evil new viruses? It feels like it'd be more plausible if they came up with some new thing.

And the election isnt happening for another 14 months, and locking down would be unpopular
 
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Corporate Gigachad said:
Crosspost from Donald J Trump Thread (from @Doctor of Autism)
Apparently Trump's on that now
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If anyone believes that Trump could or would do shit, then I have a big, beautiful, tremendous wall to sell them. I'm not even kidding, since this already happened and Trump pardoned his buddy for it.


I can't wait to see their non-compliance, which will probably just be them screeching at wagies and making their cause as unsympathetic as possible.
Corporate Gigachad said:
But about that. Why would they "bring covid back" if their evil scientists are evilly researching evil new viruses? It feels like it'd be more plausible if they came up with some new thing.
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There are different theories in Schizoland. Some believe that viruses don't exist, and that people become sick in some different way, while others say that Covid is the common flu. Among those who believe that the virus is engineered, there are some who think that it was supposed to be highly contagious but not deadly, while others claim that it's a bio-weapon. Within that camp there is disagreement over where it came from, and whether it was intentionally released. China typically gets the blame, but a minority claims that it was the CIA that released it in China, while some say that the virus was released first in America or Italy. The only thing that they can agree on is that the government is using a fake or real (if Covid is a bioweapon) crisis to increase its own power.

Trump probably believes that it's the flu or a very contagious but mild virus that gets relabelled as a new Covid variant every 6 - 12 months. I would expect more saber-rattling and less talk about non-compliance if he thought that it was a bioweapon from Chyna.
 
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Not sure if this has been mentioned but if you think about it, the talk of vaccine injuries couldve spawned a special breed of munchie. I won't go into details but I know a fellow who blames every health issue on the vax. Want an explanation? idk, the mrna space magic gets everywhere. Want proof? Studies? Why would the evil Big Pharma-Antichrist complex publish such a study?
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Their fanfiction didn't happen last time and it aggrieved them pretty bad.

15 years from now there's still gonna be people waiting for the vaccines to kill everyone. Any day now.
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The most recent version of it I've heard is:
"the vax lowers our immunity to covid, and they will release a new variant, which will be deadly to the vaccinated, gorillions will die"

Of course, it would be a lot more credible if their previous 23 explanations as to why gorrillions would die didnt all turn out to be false
 
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Thanks for reminding me that this thread exists.

Did you know that the vaccines have a kill rate of 20% to date? It's definitely true according to real whisteblowers who have the documents!

Whistleblower: 20% of New Zealand’s Vaxxed Population Have Died

A New Zealand government whistleblower has come forward with explosive official data that shows more than 20% of the nation’s citizens have now died after receiving their Covid mRNA shots.

Like many other countries around the world, New Zealand has suffered an unprecedented spike in excess deaths over the past two years.

Due to strict mandates and heavy government pressure during the Covid pandemic, the vast majority of the New Zealand population is fully vaccinated.

Official data shows that 95.8% of the eligible New Zealand population aged 12 and over have received one dose of the Covid mRNA shots.

While a staggering 94.7% of the eligible New Zealand population aged 12 and over are considered to be fully vaccinated.

A New Zealand government database administrator, who helped to catalog official data on vaccine recipients, has come forward with explosive information.

The whistleblower has exposed official government data that shows the nation’s spike in excess deaths is associated with the Covid injection campaign.

According to the statistician whistleblower, who called himself “Winston Smith,” vast numbers of vaxxed New Zealanders are now dead.
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Oh, and Marjorie Taylor Greene held a special congressional hearing last month.


Dr. Robert Malone, the sole inventor of mRNA vaccines and chocolate ice cream, testified and explained that the Covid vaccines definitely kill a lot of people and also cause cancer. Unfortunately this news comes too late for dear Robert who already got his Fauci ouchie while wearing a mask, which is literal Satanism according to Jonestown.

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Super Saiyan Hitler said:
Did you know that the vaccines have a kill rate of 20% to date? It's definitely true according to real whisteblowers who have the documents!
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I must be the most awesome human of all time, I can just take death jabs over and over and live with absolutely no effect. I fucking RULE.
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