Cow Cuisine - Which cow has cooked the worst dishes?

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Aristophanes

Aristophanes

Writing plays for Lolcows since 446 BC
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As we all know, one of the major aspects of being a lolcow is the tendency to be poor at almost everything - and the culinary arts is no exception. We've seen quite the range of dishes from cows over the years, of which the quality ranges from "absolutely awful" to "somewhat passable".

So, people of the farms my question is: which cows have produced the best (if possible) and worst dishes?

Despite the tough competition, I'd personally have to say John Bulla and Lucas Werner - on the basis of their poor grasp of basic cooking skills.
 
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Fast food and frozen meals.
 
Anything Jack Scalfani has ever cooked.
DSP is a close second but since he doesn't cook anymore, idk if it counts.
 
Chris's invisible spaghetti.
 
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