CRacker NAMES

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CRacker NAMES
Mermaids maniacs 🤘🏾
Plantation barbies 🤘🏾
vanilla vulture
rice rascals
milk cricket
People of colonial complexion
cheese skins
bleach demons
flour monster
discharge doggie
saltine cracker
sour cream salamanders
cave dweller
cracker
mutations
yeast maggots
snow pigs
milky munchers
yeast yeti
no purpose flour
iphone on light mode
iron golem
plaster people
dandruff flake
salt shaker
chalk child
toilet paper roll
sour milk
snow possum
palm coloured ones
sour milk
blue cheese demon
lice lieutenant
coke rabbits
dust mites
snow roaches
Christopher Columbus stans (idk if this was added)
plaster demons
oreo filling
chalk dust
unedited google document
unseasoned chicken
colonizer
pale lice
cotton ball
unedited google doc
albino ape
unseasoned urchins
flour bags
pasty parrots
failed abortions
semen skinned (favorite)
mayosapiens (my favourite one)
dandruff dalmations
Powder patch kids
Mayo militia
Styrofoam
Vanilla Gorilla
Spiceless girls(LMAOOO)
string cheese
ranch raccoon
Mayo Mutations
the uncolored
Gmo people
Aliens
the bright people
pale sailors
clear folk
snow geckos
dandruff dalmations
Soggy Toilet paper sheets
Cocaine Chameleons
rice krispies
Mayo monkeys
Plain paper
The Cold Ones
porridge
Cumstains(favorite)
Sour Cream Citizen(favorite)
light mode leeches
Klu Klux Karen
Green gremlins
Bleach demons (favorite)
Snow blenders
Walking corpse
mayo packets
Yeast infection
Sugar sardines(favorite)
Dandruff demons (favorite)
Nut keepers
elbow crust (favorite)
dried cum (favorite)
white blood cell
Mashed potatoes
Marshmallow minions
Yeast demons
dandruff paper(favorite)
cracka jacks
neanderthal monkey
Copy and paste(favorite)
Skin stealers(favorite)
Unoriginal
mockery of humanity
what happened to the original plot of the movie people
lacking of melanin
non pigment
pigment losing creatures
diseased neanderthals (vile)
unclothed beasts
white enough to sunburn
wispy clouds
deformed dna(favorite)
mistakes
mutated beings
lice crawlers
chalk(I love this)
walking ranch
shaved monkeys
default color (omg)
pale faced
drywall
plaster people
walking napkins
mutated vermin
translucent people
shaved rats
mole rats
albino pigs
albino monkey
albino rats
diseased albino monster
not meant to exist
white “people” was just god experimenting
rally of unshaved beasts
decomposing form of humanity(favorite)
manifest destiny
delusional lice(favorite)
bobble head white(favorite)
ashy but you can't see it(favorite)
don’t know how to bathe properly
stinky smelly white roaches
cracker monster
ghost walker
monstrous like beings
walking snowflakes
ice walkers
colonizing vultures
white meat
years worth of dirt caked up that you can't see
untamed beasts(favorite)
blank paper
invasive species(omg)
weeds
air
thin lipped monkeys
saggy white beasts
don't bathe with a rag
dirty ears
lice invaders
dandruff shakers
sun like monsters
pale freaks
book walking monsters
white blood suckers
albino mosquito
errors
bald by the age of 25
colonizer genes
cop supporters
unreadable chromosomes
producs of incest
Mayor monkeys
all purpose granulated sugar Pillsbury doughboy
salt shaker
papier-mâché people
white paper towels
ice
Betty Crocker
winter wallabies e
freezer burn
blizzard
paper straws
powdered sugar
crest 3-D whitening strips(favorite)
pillow people
parchment paper
wax figures
popcorn ceiling
micro organism
polar bears l
cream filling
reverse steve
cousin lovers
Mayo monkeys
all purpose granulated sugar Pillsbury doughboy
salt shaker
papier-mâché people
white paper towels
ice
Betty Crocker
winter wallabies
freezer burn
blizzard
paper straws
powdered sugar
crest 3-D whitening strips
pillow people
parchment paper
wax figures
popcorn ceiling
micro organism
polar bears l
cream filling
reverse steve
Culture vultures(favorite)
Crack substances
Contaminated paper
Corn starch
Go Snow blasted
Ghost Thugs
Cotton I wouldn’t pick(favorite one)
Racist rascals
anthropomorphic hairless cats
Elon Musty
99p vanilla soft serve
ranch raccoons
marshmallow minions
2 week old greek yogurt
goat milk
unwhipped cream
vanilla villains
uncleaned chalkboards
q-tip
grandma's pubes
fresh tampon
skeletor
frosty the snowman
Glue bottles
Lightbulbs
People of no colour (ponc for short)
Cornstarch Corinthians (idk if this is already here though)
Bleach flamingos
Ranch range
Cotton pads
Sundown sister
Sun Screen Lotion
Pink Africans
Milk crickets
Elbow Ash
Christopher Columbus stans
Pink African
IPhone light mode
Unflavored Monkey
Vanilla Beast
Coconut Comrade
Frosted Fairies
Home Depot white paint
Albino Lizard
Styrofoam cup
Unedited google doc (don’t know if y’all already out this one)
Chalk rangers( favorite)
Cum cookie(favorite)
Transparent PNG file
Night Lights
Milk cricket(favorite)
Whitening Toothpaste
Powdered Donut(s)
White Cheddar Popcorn
Lice Leader(s)
Cum Crystal(s)
Chalk Crab(s)
Columbus cadet :)
Magic Mayo ppl
ready salted crisps without the mf salt
Cream Cheese Confederates
Bleach Foaming spray
Mystery Airhead
Conquistador
Pasta parasites
Bleach bandit
teabag trespassers
Clammy Klanny
Palm-coloured Patricks
Vanilla Villians
Milk merchant
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Haika Mrema
| Reporter
February 13, 2023, 9:07 am ET


Auburn University students recently circulated a seven-page document that compiled a list of over 250 racial slurs toward White people. The document was sent in a GroupMe chat called “AU Student Connect” used by students at Auburn University.

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Among those insults were “failed abortions,” “deformed dna,” “mockery of humanity,” “bleach demons,” “albino pigs,” “not meant to exist,” and “white ‘people’ was just god experimenting.”
Screenshots of the group chat obtained by Campus Reform showed students using the document, titled “Creaker Names,” to ridicule and mock White people by highlighting insults from the list.
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“Milk Monkies gone always make me laugh,” a student said.

“My favorite is the vanilla villager,” said another.

One student suggested using the names “on command” if provoked.
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Complaints and threats were also made in the group chat regarding passing White people on the sidewalk. One student referred to White people as “palm-colored folks” when expressing her complaint and threatened to “body check” them if they wouldn’t move out of her way.
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Campus Reform reached out to all relevant parties for comment. This article will be updated accordingly.

Editor’s Note: A previous version of this article mistakenly referred to the GroupMe chat as belonging to Auburn’s Black Student Union. After further investigation by the university, it was determined that this was not the case. An Auburn representative provided the following statement to Campus Reform regarding the issue:

”On Jan. 17, Auburn University was made aware of a GroupMe chat that used discriminatory language. Administrators have since learned that the GroupMe chat in question is titled “AU Connect: Brought to you by The Throwdown” and includes hundreds of people from multiple universities. These comments did not occur on the Black Student Union GroupMe nor as part of any recognized Auburn University organization channel.”
 
Oh man I hope I get called a conquistador! What a bad ass thing to be seen as! I want a full Spanish soldier costume too. BAWSSSS! I would also like to submit “swaggering caudillo”, for their consideration, in keeping with the theme.
 
I prefer 'snowman' personally, but there can never be a word that actually hits us as hard as 'nigger' hits blacks, because 'nigger' goes with a certain kind of embarrassing sub-human behavior that really is indefensible. The slurs just roll of our backs like water off a raincoat.
 
The true problem with broadly insulting white people is that it's extremely difficult. Not only does whitey rarely chimp out, he has a tendency to adopt any term your try to use against him and sometimes he'll even be proud to be called it.
 
aliens
for some reason that ones funny to me. its so simple. but absurd in a funny way to me.
I came back to this thread to look at the funny names again, but seeing this again jogged a memory: this is actually a thing. There's this fun passage in one of Ibram X. Kendi's books where he talks about his theory that white people are aliens.
I did not knock on Clarence’s door that day to discuss Welsing’s “color confrontation theory.” Or Diop’s two-cradle theory. He had snickered at those theories many times before. I came to share another theory, the one that finally figured White people out.

“They are aliens,” I told Clarence, confidently resting on the doorframe, arms crossed. “I just saw this documentary that laid out the evidence. That’s why they are so intent on White supremacy. That’s why they seem to not have a conscience. They are aliens.”

Clarence listened, face expressionless. “You can’t be serious.”

“I’m dead serious. This explains slavery and colonization. This explains why the Bush family is so evil. This explains why Whites don’t give a damn. This explains why they hate us so damn much. They are aliens.” I’d lifted off the doorframe and was in full argumentative mode.

“You really are serious about this,” Clarence said with a chuckle. “If you’re serious, then that has got to be the dumbest thing I ever heard in my life! I mean, seriously, I can’t believe you are that gullible.” That chuckle turned to a grimace

“Why do you spend so much time trying to figure out White people?” he asked after a long pause. Claren had asked this question before. I always answered the same way.

“Because figuring this out is the key! Black people need to figure out what we are dealing with!”

“If you say so. But answer me this: If Whites are aliens, why is it that Whites and Blacks can reproduce? Humans can’t reproduce with animals on this planet, but Black people can reproduce with aliens from another planet? Come on, man, let’s get real.”

“I am being real,” I replied. But I really had no comeback. I stood and turned around awkwardly, walked to my room, plopped down on my bed, and returned to staring at the ceiling. Maybe White people were not aliens. Maybe they became this way on earth…
 
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