Crazy plot holes!

[cypocryphy]

Ok, let's not all get too spergy here...this is just for fun. Let's talk about our favorite plot holes! Maybe we can even try to solve some too....

Anyway, this is one I noticed even the first time I saw it when I was 10. "The Santa Clause" with Tim Allen takes place in a world where Santa is indeed real. Yet, the adults don't believe in him. So where do all the Christmas presents come from then?

 

[The Dude]

In Star Trek Into Darkness why did they have to capture Khan alive when they had over 70 other Augments whose blood they could have used to regenerate the damage done to Kirk?

 

[Caddchef]

I saw "The Looper" the other day, i try not to think about now it because all those plot holes just make me angrier and angrier.

 

[Some JERK]

Back to the future: Lorraine has a kid who looks exactly like the guy everyone heard her gushing over back in highschool. She even names the kid after him. George McFly doesn't divorce her on the spot.

 

[Bugaboo]

When they give up the plot point where Toto has to die because he did something to piss off the neighbour and then nothing ever comes of it.

Also in the Dark Knight Rises hiw did Bruce Wayne get back to Gotham from that prison place when he got out.

 

[cypocryphy]

In "Ghostbusters II" everyone thinks their frauds again. I guess everyone forget about seeing that gigantic marshmallow man?

 

[Saney]

Ok, let's not all get too spergy here...this is just for fun. Let's talk about our favorite plot holes! Maybe we can even try to solve some too....

Anyway, this is one I noticed even the first time I saw it when I was 10. "The Santa Clause" with Tim Allen takes place in a world where Santa is indeed real. Yet, the adults don't believe in him. So where do all the Christmas presents come from then?

That happens in literally every Christmas movie (except Nightmare Before Christmas) for some reason.

 

[Picklepower]

I have a confession to make, when I watch a movie, I almost never notice plot holes. In Christmas movies the elf thing doesn't make sense, unless the elves only make public domain, generic toys. Because toys in real life are intellectual property, owned by various companies.

 

[Bugaboo]

I have a confession to make, when I watch a movie, I almost never notice plot holes. In Christmas movies the elf thing doesn't make sense, unless the elves only make public domain, generic toys. Because toys in real life are intellectual property, owned by various companies.

Santa has to pay royalties to make ipods and shit

 

[Picklepower]

I have a confession to make, when I watch a movie, I almost never notice plot holes. In Christmas movies the elf thing doesn't make sense, unless the elves only make public domain, generic toys. Because toys in real life are intellectual property, owned by various companies.

Santa has to pay royalties to make ipods and shit

Elves, is code for Chinese kids.

 

[HandBanana]

That scene in Transformers when Shia Labeouf went to robot heaven. I mean what the fuck?

In fact the entire Transformer trilogy is just one gigantic plot hole.

 

[Picklepower]

If your familiar with the G1 Cartoon, they have spirits some how. In Season 3 Starscream is a ghost, and posses' other Decepticons. Lord I'm a nerd.

 

[The Dude]

Back to the future: Lorraine has a kid who looks exactly like the guy everyone heard her gushing over back in highschool. She even names the kid after him. George McFly doesn't divorce her on the spot.

Yeah, but Marty was the youngest and it's not like he came out of Lorraine's mommy parts a full grown Michael J Fox. He was a baby and they didn't know what he was going to look like. By the time he was 16 George and Lorraine probably couldn't remember exactly what Calvin/Marty looked like because over 20 years had gone by.

 

[Some JERK]

Back to the future: Lorraine has a kid who looks exactly like the guy everyone heard her gushing over back in highschool. She even names the kid after him. George McFly doesn't divorce her on the spot.

Yeah, but Marty was the youngest and it's not like he came out of Lorraine's mommy parts a full grown Michael J Fox. He was a baby and they didn't know what he was going to look like. By the time he was 16 George and Lorraine probably couldn't remember exactly what Calvin/Marty looked like because over 20 years had gone by.

Yeah, i guess that makes sense. Hopefully Marty somehow managed to stay out of any yearbook pictures of that dance, although that's gonna be a close one since he was on stage singing and shit.

 

[random_pickle]

In "Ghostbusters II" everyone thinks their frauds again. I guess everyone forget about seeing that gigantic marshmallow man?

You would be amazed on how stupid people can be.

 

[Henry Bemis]

I would comment on the plot holes of Clue, but that movie is a frikkin' masterpiece.

 

[The Tyrant]

Why did so many people enjoy Signs? The only thing I can fathom is the musical score, which was rather lovely to accompany an alien film, but honestly. The movie has bothered me for years...

There are several plot holes that stick out to me like a sore thumb, the first one being the aliens' weakness to water. Wouldn't they catch a fatal case of the dead the moment they got on this planet?

And if the aliens were incredibly intelligent, why did they have trouble with doors? Even the aliens in Dark Skies magic'd the screws out of the boards; the aliens in Signs were eradicated off-screen within a night and couldn't break into a single boarded door, nor squeeze through a vent to murder a child.

Also, how did a cop come to the conclusion that a Scandinavian woman from the Olympics decided to start harassing a family? Did she realize how illogical that sounded? 'They have high jumping, she could totally get on the roof!' Yes, if that were the case, they would have found the pole used to scale said roof lying helplessly on the ground bellow. Not to mention that would be incredibly dangerous...

I could talk about the movie's flaws for a long while, but I'm still entertained about how clunky and ridiculous it was, so I can 'enjoy' it, so to speak.