Create a new unit of measurement

[Tanuki Mixed Nuts]

What is it called, how much is it (roughly), and what does it typically measure?

Example:

Bananogram.
However many grams are in this banana I got right here.

Used for weight of immense objects like your mom.

 

[Megatardingo]

A blino which is the smallest memory you can manage to remember.

 

[DumbDude43]

my unit is the sneed. it measures the shitposting intensity ("shitpostiness") of a post on the internet.
the subhunit is the chuck. one chuck equals ten milisneed. 100 chuck = 1 sneed.

the value of 1 sneed is fixed, it is defined as the shitpostiness of this image:


a post that is twice as shitposty as this one would be 2 sneed, and a post that is half as shitposty would only be 50 chuck.

 

[Obi Wan Kenobi]

Nigillion, its equal to (13,50 x 0.11011100110100101100111011001110110010101110010)

 

[Idiotron]

My new unit of measurement is called a dick.
1 dick = 6 inches

 

[Fascist Frederick]

A good start, is 6,000,000 of something.

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

A measure of terminal online presence - Apteryx
Can't be negative.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Instead of measuring relativistic speeds in an ever increasing number of 9s (.99 c, .999 c, etc), relativistic speed could be measured in a time dilation factor. Like about 7 instead of .99 c, about 22.4 instead of .999 c, etc.

Light speed (1 c) would be ∞ that way, while standing still is 1.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

@Tanuki Mixed Nuts you are looking for the Banana Equivalent Dose.

My unit is the F-Unit's each unit is equivelent to the direct number of fucks that I care to give at any one time about a given subject, this can be measured in both positive and negative amounts.

The is then the Standard Tea Dose, this is the level of tea required for me to function as a normal human being and is normally measured along side my currently available F-Unit score, and can be modiffied by the standard deviations of "Current Bacon Sandwich level and number of fags I've smoked that day".

 

[disavow]

Ana-chan Weight Equivalent (AWE) - how many ana-chans do you have to put together to weigh your favorite deathfat?

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

For depth the new unit is a goodpedo, 1 gp = 6 ft

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

Nigger hour:
unit of measuring time: 3-4h
unit of measuring distance: 10km

Examples:
"I put Jamal to do that task, and it took him a nigger hour to finish it!"
"The suspect has stolen a bike from main square! He may be a nigger hour away by now!"

 

[Haffhart]

A system for measuring the length of forum threads:

5 posts are a kiwi
10 posts are a halfmoon
20 posts are a moon or one page here on the Farms

5 moons (pages) are a fullmoon
10 moons are a bluemoon
20 moons are a palemoon

For example, this page is 12 posts, or just over a halfmoon.
There's no Metric equivalent because the metric system is globalist, French, and therefore gay. Different forums would have different values depending on how many posts make a page in their software.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

the metric system is globalist, French, and therefore gay.

Well said Sir!

 

[Cultured Xeno]