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JambledUpWords

JambledUpWords

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Rules:
  • You must mention at least one Kiwi that is not yourself
  • You are able to add lolcows to the mix
  • You have to be as gross and degenerate as possible
  • No cop out posts
  • You can include pictures/gifs
  • If you have a weak stomach, this isn’t the thread for you
Example:
Me and @dysentery are having sex at Amberlynn’s house on Pillow Mountain. During the sex, Big Al strips naked and starts lying down in bed with us. Because of the stench, one of us pukes, but we keep going anyway. We start licking the puke off of each other. Later on, Al’s pet Twinkie eagerly joins in and @dysentery starts really enjoying Twinkie. Becky comes in the room and sees us as well. She and Al start having sex while me and @dysentery are still in the bed. We end the night with a massive orgy that involves eating each other’s poop and fall asleep in the filth and covered by the bodies of Big Al and Becky.
 
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skiddlez said:
what the fuck

why tho
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@skiddlez is in a ddlg relationship with ArmoredSkeptic. @skiddlez is the little girl in this case. @skiddlez has to dress up as a Kawai Lolita every day. One day, Skeptic wants to try something new. Skeptic wants to eat period blood. First, he harvests some from you during your time of the month. Afterwards, he makes period blood pancakes. He wants to eat the pancakes with something syrupy, so you have to give him a hand job. He later puts his semen on top of the pancakes and you are forced to eat them.
 
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Of course you would make this thread.
This could be good or bad.

Me and @The Last Stand decide to have a belching contest.
It goes great until one of us start to puke, causing the other one to puke as well.
This isn't polite "praying at the alter of the porcelain god" puking, this is The Exorcist-style projectile vomiting.

Then from out of nowhere Puke-chan shows up and starts using the puke as lube to flip her bean to.
We both start to puke more, and then Puke-chan intentionally pukes on both of us.
The stench gets so strong that it sets off a chain reaction of uncontrollable puking that spreads across the country, until it's no longer water that's causing beach erosion, but vomit.

Everybody in the country dies from the stench, and the USA is cordoned off as a hazard zone for about 50 years after.

The end.
 
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JambledUpWords said:
I only do that to gross people out.
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Here's my story.
The Poop That Took a Pee

Chapter 1:

Douglas had to poop, his butt was all stinky because he had to poop so badly. There was a gross woman named Rebecca who was sunbathing all naked and she was fat. Douglas walked up to her and said, "I need to poop". "Okay, Rebecca replied, "I like poop". Douglas squatted down over the fat sunbathing lady and went poop. The poop sat there on Rebecca's boobs, looking like a weiner.

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"Why are we here?", Douglas cried as poop came out his weiner in a long thin strip, it was weiner-poop, which is the grossest poop of all.

The peepee got on the woman's leg and she screamed, pooping out her boobs.

And so when the pee got mixed with the poop it smelled like a butt.

And the poop and the pee lived happily ever after.

OC, don't steal.
 
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