Create the grossest scenario you can with another Kiwi - Incoming Islamic Content

@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg finds himself in a dark, dreary room. It's deathly quiet and there's seemingly no one else around; or so he thinks.

There's the distant click of something being turned on. From the ceiling a beam of light shines down and illuminates a single, 1 person table. There's a dingy, sun-stained tablecloth covering most of it, one ratty ass chair with cigarette burns and a mostly melted candle.

@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg finds himself beckoned to this table, hobbling his 100 year old turtle ass over and taking a seat. Given his usual lifestyle this might as well be heaven on Earth. There'a gurgle from his gut; could be hunger, could be his IBS. Fifty-fifty, really.

There's a clattering of some sort from the darkness...and as if beckoned by his rotgut a shadowy figure slowly emerges; it's some sort of naked, toe headed orge, covered from the tip of it's greasy forehead to it's trenchfoot in shitty, handrawn tattoos. Tommy had never seen anything so beautiful.

In one hand ADF was holding an old plastic milkcrate...in the other was a paper plate with a single slice of toast on it. Phil set the milkcrate down and put the plate right in the middle of the table; only to climb on up, wobbling in place for just a second before popping a squat.

@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserburg watched as Philthy first blasted ass for a solid five seconds directly in his wilted face before a massive, steaming dollop of mutilated mancunt pus slopped onto that toast, streaked with red and brown.

Two hours later Tom and Phil were married, consummating their union on a ratty, urine soaked mattress at Toms favorite dumpster.
 
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@JambledUpWords JERKS OFF PIGS. SHE GETS DOWN ON HER KNEES AND CRAWLS THROUGH THE PIGPISS MUD SLOP AND SNUGGLES UP TO THE PIG, HER FINGERS TRACING ALONG IT’S BELLY UNTIL SHE FINDS IT’S COCK. SHE BEGINS TUGGING AND STROKING AS HER TWAT MOISTENS, HER BREASTS SWELLING AND HER NIPPLES BEGIN TO STICK OUT LIKE ERASERS ON A FRESH #2 PENCIL. SHE GRUNTS WITH SATISFACTION AS THE PIG BEGINS EAGERLY THRUSTING INTO HER HAND, HER GRIP NOW TIGHTENING TO MAINTAIN CONTROL OF THE PIG’S GREASY CORKSCREW COCK. SHE LOWERS HER HEAD TO WATCH THE COCK WORK IN HER HAND, GROANS WITH SATISFACTION AND BEGINS WORKING HER CLIT WITH HER OTHER MUDDY HAND, HER HIPS GYRATING WITH THE RHYTHM OF THE PIG’S THRUSTING. “OH FUCKING JESUS GOD YES..” SHE GASPS. SHE CHANGES POSITIONS, STILL MAINTAINING CONTROL OF THE FEVERISHLY THRUSTING COCK AS THE PIG’S SQUEALING INTENSIFIES. SHE LEANS FORWARD AND WITH HER LIPS ALMOST TOUCHING THE PIG’S EAR, SHE WHISPERS @dysentery NAME AND BEGINS TO SHUDDER. SHE TURNS HER ATTENTION AGAIN TO THE PIGS SWOLLEN MEMBER ROCKING IN HER HAND. SHE PRESSES IT BETWEEN HER HAND AND HER FACE, THE PIG THRUSTING IT AGAINST HER CHEEKS AS SHE DROOLS. WITH A MASSIVE GRUNT AND A HIGH PITCHED SQUEAL, THE PIG’S BALLS EXPLODE, BEGINNING A MASSIVE SHOWER OF HOT, SOUR PIG JIZZ. @JambledUpWords CUPS ONE HAND UNDER THE FOUNTAIN OF STEAMING GENETIC MATERIAL GATHERING IT IN HER HAND AS THE THRUSTING COMES TO AN END. THE PIG SHUDDERS AND BEGINS TO WALK TO THE TROUGH OF SLOP IN THE CORNER OF IT’S PEN, BUT @JambledUpWords TACKLES IT TO THE GROUND. SHE LIFTS IT’S TAIL AND SMEARS THE HANDFUL OF PIG LOAD INTO THE PIG’S OWN FETID BUTTHOLE, TURNING FLAKES OF CRUSTY PIG SHIT INTO A PIGSHIT-PIGJIZZ MUD SLOP ON THE PIGS ASS. NOW SHE TILTS HER HEAD TO THE SKY AND SCREAMS CHRIS'S FULL NAME, NOT ONCE, NOT TWICE, BUT THREE TIMES. SHE SLAMS HER FACE FULL FORCE INTO THE PIG’S BUTTHOLE AND IT’S WREATH OF SHITSEMEN PUDDING, HER TONGUE MACHINE GUN FLICKING THE RIM AND THEN BURYING ITSELF TO THE HILT INSIDE THE PIG’S HOT COLON. @JambledUpWords WORKS HER TONGUE AROUND THE INSIDE OF THE PIGS ASS, AND THEN AS A FEW INCOHERENT SYLLABLES ESCAPED HER NOW BROWN LIPS, SPURTS OF FEMALE EJACULATE SPURT FROM HER PULSATING CUNT. EXHAUSTED, SHE COLLAPSES IN THE MUD, ROLLS OVER ONTO HER BACK, AND LIGHTS A CIGARETTE. SHE TAKES ONE LONG DRAG, LOOKS AGAIN TO THE SKY, AND SPEAKS HER NAME ONE LAST TIME BEFORE SHE DRIFTS OFF TO SLEEP. THAT’S @JambledUpWords . @JambledUpWords DOES THAT.
 
@Testaclese Maximus had to poop, his butt was all stinky because he had to poop so badly. There was a gross woman named @JambledUpWords who was sunbathing all naked and she was fat. @Testaclese Maximus walked up to her and said, "I need to poop". "Okay, @JambledUpWords replied, "I like poop". @Testaclese Maximus squatted down over the fat sunbathing lady and went poop. The poop sat there on @JambledUpWords’ boobs, looking like a weiner.
 
@Testaclese Maximus had to poop, his butt was all stinky because he had to poop so badly. There was a gross woman named @JambledUpWords who was sunbathing all naked and she was fat. @Testaclese Maximus walked up to her and said, "I need to poop". "Okay, @JambledUpWords replied, "I like poop". @Testaclese Maximus squatted down over the fat sunbathing lady and went poop. The poop sat there on @JambledUpWords’ boobs, looking like a weiner.
That’s a lot of poop.
 
Me and my gal pal Jessica Yaniv love nothing more that a big wet fucking juicy rainbow kiss. We have to improvise cos girl ain't got no flow, if you know what I mean.....so we head down to the nearest butchers and get us a bucket's worth of sow's blood. Obviously they chill it and we like it nice and warm, so we'll put it on the stove on a super low heat..... ....chunks of beef steak for clot-a-licious realism.....

Anyway.

Back at hers she'll strip down to her panties, which will be pre-loaded with a pad, and maybe one of those OB tampons (you know, the ones with the extra long strings) and recline gracefully on the bed in feminine repose.

Then I throw the whole bloody mess on her girl dick and wear her like a feed bag.

edit - @dysentery was involved somehow. not sure how, but defnitely was.
 
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@Null sticks a screwdriver handle first into EZPZ’s 4 inch cock. EZPZ moans in excitement as cum with red streaks pours out of his dick like some retard eating mayonnaise and ketchup on a hotdog. EZPZ shits himself from euphoria and proceeds to force feed feces to null, which EZPZ licks off nulls face afterwards. Null then vomits onto EZPZ’s flaccid cock, causing chunks of feces and the haggis he ate earlier to slide down his urethra.

Shortly after, EZPZ gets into a passionate lovemaking session and finishes on @yawning sneasel , coming feces, Haggis, and blood into Yawning sneasels dark hairy asshole

Your welcome
 
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@paintingatree goes out into his Ford Focus, and Attempts to Repair it by Putting some Navy in the Oil, and Fails.

This Ford Focus, would it be the hatchback, or the sexier coupe?

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Me and @dysentery are having sex at Amberlynn’s house on Pillow Mountain. During the sex, Big Al strips naked and starts lying down in bed with us. Because of the stench, one of us pukes, but we keep going anyway. We start licking the puke off of each other. Later on, Al’s pet Twinkie eagerly joins in and @dysentery starts really enjoying Twinkie. Becky comes in the room and sees us as well. She and Al start having sex while me and @dysentery are still in the bed. We end the night with a massive orgy that involves eating each other’s poop and fall asleep in the filth and covered by the bodies of Big Al and Becky.

Are you 12 years old? Kill yourself.
 
Are you 12 years old? Kill yourself.
12 year-old me and @Dynastia are in a suicide pact together. First, we slowly peel away each other’s skin with dull knives and eat it in front of each other. After we peel away some of the skin, we kiss each other and taste each other’s blood. Then, we cut out parts of the muscule on each other’s legs and cook and eat it. We finish this romantic suicide pact by drinking a mixture of blood, arsenic, and chlorine. Finally, we die in each other’s arms, united in death.
 
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Literally any other member shits on me. I can't name anyone specific because my reaction would be the same no matter what.
I would scream. I would run into the shower. And I would spend at least an hour scrubbing myself clean.
I would walk out, traumatized, and go back to what I was doing.

At this point, literally any other member shits on me. I can't name anyone specific because my reaction would be the same no matter what.
I would scream. I would run into the shower. And I would spend at least an hour scrubbing myself clean.
I would walk out, traumatized, and go back to what I was doing.

At this point, literally any other member shits on me...
I can't escape. I can't get clean no matter what, it never lasts.
I'm not even writing about a gross scenario at this point, I'm writing about a nightmare (:_(
 
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12 year-old me and @Dynastia are in a suicide pact together. First, we slowly peel away each other’s skin with dull knives and eat it in front of each other. After we peel away some of the skin, we kiss each other and taste each other’s blood. Then, we cut parts of the muscule on each other’s legs and cook and eat it. We finish this romantic suicide pact by drinking a mixture of blood, arsenic, and chlorine. Finally, we die in each other’s arms, united in death.

I don't cybersex rp with people I barely know.
 
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