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Come On Baby It's Party Time!
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I just woke up and already I'm bored, so here's a fun game to play. Rules are that you can only choose one option with the exception of "Personality Traits" in which you can choose more than one option.
Age:
Height:
Physical Build:
Breast Size:
Butt Size:
Facial Features:
Hairstyle:
Skin Tone:
Sex Drive:
Romantic Attitude:
Personality Traits:
I'll start...
My Waifu:
Age - New year Noodle
Height - Equal
Physical Build - Regular
Breast Size - Mammoth
Butt Size - Badonkadonk
Facial Features - Sexy
Hairstyle - Long & Straight
Skin Tone - Fair
Sex Drive - Dionysian Nymph
Romantic Attitude - Mostly Equal
Personality Traits - Feminine, Pervert, Romantic
🛟
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A very thunkfully thunkful thread...
Last edited: May 2, 2021
Let's rock, baby
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Age - Fresh Graduate
Height - Amazonian
Physical Build - Chubby
Breast Size - Average
Butt Size - Child Bearing
Facial Features - Nobel
Hairstyle -Long
Skin Tone - Fair
Sex Drive -Regular
Romantic Attitude -Mostly equal
Personality Traits -Mean spirted, Possessive, Charismatic
This was pretty fun, no cap.
Lady Bougainvillea
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flaunting her autism like a title of nobility
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let's kill poly
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I'm going to make the most ridiculously stupid and unlikable thing possible with this.
Age - High School
Height - Fun-Sized
Physical Build - Muscular
Breast Size - Bee Stings
Butt Size - Badonkadonk
Facial Features - Noble
Hairstyle - Dreadlocks
Skin Tone - Ebony
Sex Drive - Asexual
Romantic Attitude - Mostly Equal
Personality Traits - Stoic, Awkward, Mean-Spirited, Heavy Drinker
I challenge someone to make something worse.
Don't need to create a perfect waifu - she already exists -
Ivanka Trump
skin tone: bronze or lighter
personality traits: pure + pragmatic
everything else doesn't really matter
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Kiwifarms's most favorite waifu:
Last edited by a moderator: May 2, 2021
Closed for summer
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I'm not going to read all that, someone please take mercy on my brian sells and use the charts above to describe my ideal waifu(pictured below).
Literally Ass-Raped By Shideon's Katana: 2 (ouch)
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Fresh Graduate
Amazonian.
Muscular
Busty
Child Bearing
Noble
Sex Hair
Bronze
Receptive
Mostly Equal
Awkward
Here to ruin sandwiches and nothing less
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Let me guess, it was your first time in a /cyoag/ thread from 4ch/aco/?
Goodbye Stranger...
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Someone should ping Null so he can participate. And by participate I mean spergatory the thread.
I will and am being proven right.
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woman respecter
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Remind me again why we let these anime pedophiles onto our forum?
She likes Excitebike Arena FUCK YEA!!!
Give me 1000 dollars.
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OP is a fat fucking loser virgin who hasn't showered in since birth
Cyberbullying should be a federal offense
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I want an Amazon bitch with tits that are as big as OP is gay.
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Not gonna lie this is too much text for me to read just to type my anime version of a waifu
I pass