When I said "creationists" I meant the professional creationists, who I think know exactly what they're doing but decide to be dishonest for a religious agenda. I have nothing but contempt for them.
The rank and file creationists, as long as they aren't obnoxious about their beliefs, can believe whatever they want. It's none of my business what others believe, after all.
tl;dr - if you believe in creationism, that's cool - just don't force public schools to teach it until you have evidence (creationists don't have any evidence)
I hope that clears that up
Apologies, guys, for not linking to the article. It's been 5 years since I've read it.
That Cracked article is pretty cool 8-)
If you don't believe Cracked, read the article in the link - it's a highly-regarded peer-reviewed journal