creep on the user above you

[HY 140]

gimme the nuber to your state for a fun time

 

[Ntwadumela]

Let me show you my Fighting Viper

 

[c-no]

Wanna see my black mamba?

 

[Picaninnyfreeze]

C no

More like see rape.

 

[Deadpool]

Let me show you what happens when you freeze too close to me. I promise it'll be a "summertime treat".

 

[glass_houses]

If I stab you in the perineum and slam a double headed dildo in there so the wound heals around it, would you fuck me with the other side of the dildo?

 

[Meat_Puppet]

I'm waiting by the side of your house looking through one of the walls. Are you naked yet!?

 

[Deadpool]

If I stab you in the perineum and slam a double headed dildo in there so the wound heals around it, would you fuck me with the other side of the dildo?

Fuck yes. As long as it's a double sider. That way you can invite @Meat_Puppet in to join.

 

[glass_houses]

I'm waiting by the side of your house looking through one of the walls. Are you naked yet!?

Yeah, I'm almost ready, I'm just hooking up the jumper leads to the car battery. Are you wearing those nipple rings like I told you to?

Fuck yes. As long as it's a double sider. That way you can invite @Meat_Puppet in to join.

Great, that will work nicely. It'll be good if I can try out my new dissection kit on you at the same time. As soon as I'm done with the car battery I'll lay the tarp down. The last time I ended up having to pay the crime scene cleaners an obscene amount of money to get the blood stains out of the carpet.

 

[Meat_Puppet]

Yeah, I'm almost ready, I'm just hooking up the jumper leads to the car battery. Are you wearing those nipple rings like I told you to?



Great, that will work nicely. It'll be good if I can try out my new dissection kit on you at the same time. As soon as I'm done with the car battery I'll lay the tarp down. The last time I ended up having to pay the crime scene cleaners an obscene amount of money to get the blood stains out of the carpet.

Girl are you implying that I would forget to wear my nipple rings? The hell you think I am!? I also brought the spare rope, the chloroform and the petroleum jelly too.

 

[glass_houses]

Girl are you implying that I would forget to wear my nipple rings? The hell you think I am!? I also brought the spare rope, the chloroform and the petroleum jelly too.

And the cattle prod?

 

[Feline Darkmage]

fuck me you fucking fuck

 

[Meat_Puppet]

And the cattle prod?

I swear you're a girl after my own heart.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

you must come round my house some time; I have pictures of women eating cake

 

[More Spicey Than Coolwhip]

You've been running through my dreams at night. At times it seems as if you're running from me, but I just know you're playing hard to get.

 

[Somar]

You better put that duck into my bath tub.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

You better put that duck into my bath tub.

If I saved your life, would you send me your nudes?

Gawk at those juicy titties, private imgur please?

 

[Mr. Fister]

 

[FierceBrosnan]

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Baby shove that bat so far up ms ass you play tee-ball with my tonsils

 

[Somar]

I just want to lick your face all day long.