creep on the user above you

[Zeorus]

Hé mon tabarnak, je vais te niquer comme le dégénéré que t'es tout le soir.

 

[Ntwadumela]

I'll show you my baguette mon ami

 

[opy702]

Oooh yeah! Let's get it on!

 

[Ntwadumela]

I'm gonna clean your warp pipe with my pingas

 

[ES 148]

You're really attractive and I can't pronounce your name.

 

[sbm1990]

I have a thing for psychobitches, they're better in the sack.

 

[HY 140]

I'd like to take a sip out of you if you know what i mean

 

[fortunecookie]

***deleted, too vulgar***

 

[MistressCaridad]

[shuffles awkwardly up to you whilst breathing through my mouth and sweating profusely] if you were a booger, I'd pick you first. Uh... my feelings for you are like a fart, I just can't hold them in... so... um... how you doin?

 

[doubledigitgendergap]

I don't know you that well but I'd drink your bath water

 

[ES 148]

I bet you can put that creepy horse mouth to good use~

 

[Ntwadumela]

I'M CRAZY IN LOVE WITH YOU~

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

One of my main fantasies is sort of a gender inversion fantasy.

I like to pretend I am a blonde,beautiful English/ American girl. A debutante of poise and class, who has been abducted to the harem of some brutish, powerful, but suave Arabian Moslem Sheikh.

I try to preserve my maidenhead, but my girlish lust, and the allure of the harem is far to great for me. I submit to my dark..ravishing prince..

 

[Y2K Baby]

I have a headache. You'll do.

 

[Rokko]

I have a headache. You'll do.

If have some pills here that will make your headache go away. And when you wake up I wont be here anymore...

 

[Mason Verger]

Mother said she had another dream about our wedding.

 

[Ntwadumela]

I'm having pussy for dinner

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

M'lad *tips fedora*

Do you like pirates? Cause I got a lot of seamen that wanna meet ya. Yaharrrr

 

[Ntwadumela]

Wanna stroke my beard?

 

[Somar]

Mind telling me how you can't wait to be king of my oven?