creep on the user above you

[A Hot Potato]

You certainly are a hot potato.

A relationship with you is something I can really sink my teeth into.

 

[Meat_Puppet]

Looks like it's time for some cake and sodomy.

 

[Ntwadumela]

I've got a meaty puppet you can play with

 

[ES 148]

I'd prefer it if you were a dark, ravaging prince, but you'll do for now.

 

[HY 140]

can you help me get a boyfriend

 

[Ntwadumela]

Let's get each other KO'ed

 

[Overcast]

You're knocked out huh?

*drags away*

 

[MistressCaridad]

[wiggles eyebrows] is that @Ntwadumela in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

 

[Curt Sibling]

Those are some erotic eyebrows! I collect those...

 

[GS 281]

I've fapped to your pony and troll OC for the past five years and want to fuck every damn horse you have drawn.

I'm not kidding, I've been fapping to your art since I saw it on 789chan and I constantly search out new stuff you draw just to fap to.

 

[cypocryphy]

I want to DP Barb with you so that our balls touch.

 

[drain]

i bet you smell like my grandma
i loved her smell

 

[Ntwadumela]

Let's go conquest some kingdoms and raid villages together

 

[Zarkov]

Are you interested in a 39 years old man who's great at listening and very caring ? I can also cook, I like listening to Phil Collins and I love art (I was a drama major). I'm a a very chill dude, very pleasant to be around. I've had bad luck so far and my life could be so much better if I found the right person. It could be you I've never had sex but I'm eager to learn. I'll never betray you, I'll stay by your side forever, I swear. I'm very nice and polite.

No ? What do you mean no ? Then what the fuck were you leading me on for ? I've been nothing but nice and pleasant to you and in the end you treat me like shit ! You're a dumb masochist bitch who doesn't know what's good for her ! Go back to your six-packed Chad and get beaten to a pulp like the soulless bitch that you are ! Ten years from now you'll be alone and ugly and your Chad will be fucking your sister and I'll laugh at you you judgmental cunt !

GET OUT OF MY LIFE YOU FUCKING WHORE !

 

[Kataomoi00]

I have a shed that'll be perfect for a supreme gentleman like you

 

[sbm1990]

I have a shed that'll be perfect for a supreme gentleman like you

You must be pothead, because you would look good smoking on my bowl.

 

[Ntwadumela]

I'm gonna quench your thirst

 

[Meat_Puppet]

So, are lions the only thing you're good at taming big boy?

 

[MistressCaridad]

[shows up at your door like Russell Greer in a cheap suit with Walmart flowers and rambles about how decent I am and how I'm not a thug with saggy pants]

 

[Chill Fam]

I dream about you a lot