creep on the user above you

[Inflatable Julay]

*tilts head* hewwo :3 *glomps you* nice to meet you :3 :3 :3 *giggles* do you wike bewwy wubbbies? ;p

 

[ES 148]

please insert

 

[Reynard]

u b my nu waifu

 

[KiwiMisetté]

S.T.A.L.K.E.Rs shall be gassed! ...oh fuck it, it's just a fucking deer. Who informed me about this?!

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Resisting your sexual charisma is mein kampf.

 

[Reynard]

I love a man with a mask. Dispose of me, daddy!

 

[A Hot Potato]

Resisting your sexual charisma is mein kampf.

You're breakfast.

I'm dinner.

Let's fuck.

 

[A Hot Potato]

I love a man with a mask. Dispose of me, daddy!

FUCK YOU FOR RUNING MY POST

EREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Ido]

We both scored hedgehogs on the pottermore patronus test, it means we're destined to be together. MARRY ME AND SPAWN A KID TO HELP KIWI TAKE DOWN VORDIMORT!

 

[Un Platano]

Are you really called Ido? Wow, it's almost like they knew we're gonna get married one day.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Are you ready to be bombed like Hiroshima and Nagasaki?

 

[Faber]

edit: ninja'd

 

[A Hot Potato]

edit: ninja'd

I love fucking white people.

 

[Ntwadumela]

I’ll make you savor my delicious pizza: nice and cheesy

 

[Paralethal]

I shall mercilessly penetrate your disputed zone.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I shall mercilessly penetrate your disputed zone.

'Post-Ejaculatory Guilt'

eg: When you realize that the girl last night lied about being of legal age

 

[Reynard]

You numbered by state, but did you number my dick, yet?

 

[Ntwadumela]

Wanna play fetch?
Be a good boy and catch the stick

 

[Somar]

Is that lion bitting your arm because it's made of meat?

 

[piripiri]

Feel a bit awkward but I've watched Somari1996 from afar for a long time now and I just feel like we have some sort of connection.

Maybe it's nothing.