Orbiter 🐊 TheGatorGamer / Christopher Brian Holloman / "Shannon Gaines" / GatorTimeYT - Ethan Ralph's former schizophrenic lapdog. Paid in pennies to defend his master online. Now emancipated and doxed by Ethan Ralph.

[Vetti]

I think he said in the Puerto Rican video he was playing Halo Reach in college, the game came out in 2010 so it's fair to assume Gaydur was born in the early 90s/late 80s at the earliest. While everything in the video is a complete fabrication the timeline seems to make sense to me, in the infamous Knoxville pictures he looks like someone in his late 20s.

I wouldn't rule out the possibility that he's a lot younger than he says, since Gator lies about literally everything else. He has the taste, voice, and demeanor of a young adult, but since he's a hairy dwarf, most people will assume he's older. I think him claiming to be 30 could be misdirection for the purpose of hiding his dox.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I wouldn't out the possibility that he's a lot younger than he says, since Gator lies about literally everything else. He has the taste, voice, and demeanor of a young adult, but since he's a hairy dwarf, most people will assume he's older. I think him claiming to be 30 could be misdirection for the purpose of hiding his dox.

I was just thinking he was younger cause he seems similar to Fagmenco who is still in his college program likely some form of computer science. Making Fagmenco 1-3 years younger than myself so 19-21.

 

[ElAbominacion]

I wouldn't rule out the possibility that he's a lot younger than he says, since Gator lies about literally everything else. He has the taste, voice, and demeanor of a young adult, but since he's a hairy dwarf, most people will assume he's older. I think him claiming to be 30 could be misdirection for the purpose of hiding his dox.

At this point, even his dox is meaningless. As in, this dude probably is writing his own incel manifesto and going on a violent rampage once his lies have caught up to him.

 

[DogZero]

I wouldn't rule out the possibility that he's a lot younger than he says, since Gator lies about literally everything else. He has the taste, voice, and demeanor of a young adult, but since he's a hairy dwarf, most people will assume he's older. I think him claiming to be 30 could be misdirection for the purpose of hiding his dox.

Mentioned this before but it’s a common tactic for people to claim to be 5-7 years older than they really are in the internet. I think it is like a defence mechanism.

I predict he is 23-25 which would line up with someone who went to college a few years late.

He probably played reach in High school, not college, which adds up. He claims to be taking college classes now so if he was in college in 2014 it would mean according to him he has been in and out of college for 6 years which is ridiculous.
We know he works as a bagman, which makes sense for a mid 20s college student but not for someone who is 30, if he was he would still be with his mom. His bizarre story about not being able to get a job cus indians is cover for this.

Just everything about him screams 24 to me. Probably lived with mom bumbling about for 2 years after hs then started college. Nobody his alleged age larps about being a 4chan old fag as much as he does, it’s why people like ppp say things like “ well gator has been on 4chan since 2012” as a joke. It’s classic “spent 3 days reading ED in 2015 and now i’m an old fag” talk.


A perhaps more outlandish theory is that he originally lied to ralph about his age when they met, which would have been when gator was either a senior or while he was fucking around for a year or two before college. Ralph probably found out about his true age later on when they became business partners and has kept the lie to keep things simple.

 

[Spectre_06]

This is being cross-posted from the TUG thread.

A guy both Gator and Ralph follow (more-so Gator) and who follows them back recently found out his friend, whom he's been on multiple streams with, was arrested for possession of child pornography. Meet James Randall Adams, also known as SlickJimmyLove on Twitter. He was arrested for possessing child pornography (almost 3,000 files, pictures and videos). In response, TUG said that he "is afforded due process" (archive) as if the guy could maintain some innocence. However, after being shown he hadn't even read the article (because again, an anti-SJW doesn't do his own research, he has fans spoonfeed it to him) to see that his 'friend' admitted to knowing it was child porn when he downloaded it:

TUG changed his stance to ""get the rope" (archive). This is particularly telling since the guy had said to TUG and his wife Ashley (a catfisher who goes by "Lola" on Twitter) on a stream that he "loved" his daughter.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Mentioned this before but it’s a common tactic for people to claim to be 5-7 years older than they really are in the internet. I think it is like a defence mechanism.

I predict he is 23-25 which would line up with someone who went to college a few years late.

He probably played reach in High school, not college, which adds up. He claims to be taking college classes now so if he was in college in 2014 it would mean according to him he has been in and out of college for 6 years which is ridiculous.
We know he works as a bagman, which makes sense for a mid 20s college student but not for someone who is 30, if he was he would still be with his mom. His bizarre story about not being able to get a job cus indians is cover for this.

Just everything about him screams 24 to me. Probably lived with mom bumbling about for 2 years after hs then started college. Nobody his alleged age larps about being a 4chan old fag as much as he does, it’s why people like ppp say things like “ well gator has been on 4chan since 2012” as a joke. It’s classic “spent 3 days reading ED in 2015 and now i’m an old fag” talk.


A perhaps more outlandish theory is that he originally lied to ralph about his age when they met, which would have been when gator was either a senior or while he was fucking around for a year or two before college. Ralph probably found out about his true age later on when they became business partners and has kept the lie to keep things simple.

Gator already has a CompSci degree or something similar, he said I think in a livestream with AydenPaladin that he couldn't get a job in IT because it's all outsourced to India these days - a fucking ridiculous cope, which is not just wrong but clearly invented to appeal to Ralph's audience who are anti-migration.

This is why he's retraining to become a radiographer - he thinks that this will make him set for life. Maybe he's right.

Either way, this would fit with him being late 20s, if we assume he took a few years to go to a new University because he fell flat in the job market.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Gator already has a CompSci degree or something similar, he said I think in a livestream with AydenPaladin that he couldn't get a job in IT because it's all outsourced to India these days - a fucking ridiculous cope, which is not just wrong but clearly invented to appeal to Ralph's audience who are anti-migration.

This is why he's retraining to become a radiographer - he thinks that this will make him set for life. Maybe he's right.

Either way, this would fit with him being late 20s, if we assume he took a few years to go to a new University because he fell flat in the job market.

I agree that he's in his late 20s or early 30s, but he does not have a degree in anything.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

I dunno why anyone believes the agrandizing statements that Gator makes about his education history or employability. All I go off of is his physical appearance, his behavior and information Gator attempts to hide. With these factors, I can conclude the following:

1) Gator is morbidly obese
2) Gator is a weeb (pedophile) faggot
3) Gator is a manchild
4) Gator likely went to school in West Virginia
5) Gator worships Ethan Ralph
6) Gator does it for free
7) Gator will lie about anything in an attempt to obfuscate how sad and much more pathethic his life off the internet is.

These reasons alone are enough to be worth laughing at his existence. It’s an eternal tortured existence that will only end in Gator’s suicide upon his master’s death.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I agree that he's in his late 20s or early 30s

I thought Gator was pushing 40

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Gator already has a CompSci degree or something similar, he said I think in a livestream with AydenPaladin that he couldn't get a job in IT because it's all outsourced to India these days - a fucking ridiculous cope, which is not just wrong but clearly invented to appeal to Ralph's audience who are anti-migration.

This is why he's retraining to become a radiographer - he thinks that this will make him set for life. Maybe he's right.

Either way, this would fit with him being late 20s, if we assume he took a few years to go to a new University because he fell flat in the job market.

Like I mentioned earlier he left a field where his main competition is other socially awkward nerds for a field where he has to compete against blonde roasties. Genius level IQ move there Shannon

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I agree that he's in his late 20s or early 30s, but he does not have a degree in anything.
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Having a degree is normal nowadays. It's the sort of thing people just fall into when they have no agency. Just like Gator.

 

[NibbaBibba]

... he couldn't get a job in IT because it's all outsourced to India these days ...

This to me is the funniest possible thing. Most IT that is outsourced to India is basic support tier shit, not a lot of companies that let Indian IT staff take care of everything. I've had to call Microsoft a billion times for a billion different reasons, and you always start at the Pajeet tech support who'll tell you that he can't help you and he has to redirect you to his /IT manager/, eventually you'll end up with someone who isn't outsourced if your issue is even remotely complicated.
Even without a CompSci it's quite easy to find an IT job ( Especially since it's so varied and a lot of companies will hire you even if you're shit since they can just teach you new skills very easily, especially if you're an autistic nerd who's perma online ), you'd have to be really, really socially inept if you can't get hired as an IT tard ( Or perhaps he doesn't want to move out of his parents basement and keeps up this act with his parents by going to a new school, high tier neet behaviour would make sense for our boy Gator ).

tl;dr: Gator is a fat nerd who is less competent than a Pajeet who got basic IT training ( If even that ).

Never change Gator Gamer, never change!

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

This to me is the funniest possible thing. Most IT that is outsourced to India is basic support tier shit, not a lot of companies that let Indian IT staff take care of everything. I've had to call Microsoft a billion times for a billion different reasons, and you always start at the Pajeet tech support who'll tell you that he can't help you and he has to redirect you to his /IT manager/, eventually you'll end up with someone who isn't outsourced if your issue is even remotely complicated.
Even without a CompSci it's quite easy to find an IT job ( Especially since it's so varied and a lot of companies will hire you even if you're shit since they can just teach you new skills very easily, especially if you're an autistic nerd who's perma online ), you'd have to be really, really socially inept if you can't get hired as an IT tard ( Or perhaps he doesn't want to move out of his parents basement and keeps up this act with his parents by going to a new school, high tier neet behaviour would make sense for our boy Gator ).

tl;dr: Gator is a fat nerd who is less competent than a Pajeet who got basic IT training ( If even that ).

Never change Gator Gamer, never change!

I'm going to dig out that livestream and clip it.

I think Ayden also tries to hit on Gator too, and he can't even handle that BPD wenches online advances without clamming up.

You know, if we include his autistic response to Corrine forever flirting with him that's two spergy reactions to female attention. If anyone knows anymore we could make a supercut...

 

[NibbaBibba]

I'm going to dig out that livestream and clip it.

I think Ayden also tries to hit on Gator too, and he can't even handle that BPD wenches online advances without clamming up.

You know, if we include his autistic response to Corrine forever flirting with him that's two spergy reactions to female attention. If anyone knows anymore we could make a supercut...

Anything female and 3D speaking or interacting with him ( Be it online or offline ) would probably make him sweat enough that he'd die of dehydration.

Never forget that Gator is the type of chad to remember 2D waifu birthdays.

 

[AltisticRight]

Anything female and 3D speaking or interacting with him ( Be it online or offline ) would probably make him sweat enough that he'd die of dehydration.

Never forget that Gator is the type of chad to remember 2D waifu birthdays.
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At least this one is 18.

 

[Spectre_06]

I thought Gator was pushing 40

Given his weight, his heart and joints certainly are, at least.

 

[Gangster Talk]

Even without a CompSci it's quite easy to find an IT job ( Especially since it's so varied and a lot of companies will hire you even if you're shit since they can just teach you new skills very easily, especially if you're an autistic nerd who's perma online ), you'd have to be really, really socially inept if you can't get hired as an IT tard ( Or perhaps he doesn't want to move out of his parents basement and keeps up this act with his parents by going to a new school, high tier neet behaviour would make sense for our boy Gator ).

This is especially true recently, before COVID it seemed like development jobs were being handed out like party favors, a complete retard could go through a bootcamp with a 50-50 shot of getting a job out of it. Being an "internet person" alone made you more technically competent than most of the people entering the market and a CS degree should have guaranteed you some sort of entry level work. This "muh everything is getting outsourced" excuse is so outside reality and the opposite of what is going on it has to be just some concoction of what he thinks the real world is like from tertiary reading of /pol/ screencaps and what retards on Twitter say, like the rest of Shannon's life experience.

He has the social skills to at least talk into a mic every night so unless he completely spills his spaghetti in person I don't buy that he's too autistic for interpersonal interactions, but even then this is the one industry where total autism is generally expected. If he isn't just making all of it up, I think he just hasn't even attempted to find real work because it would interfere with his dreams of being an internet radio legend to which he devotes all of his time and resources.

I think he's talked about writing scripts for show archival before, so maybe he really had some education, or maybe he's self taught? Or maybe he made that shit up too.

 

[Ralphamale]

This to me is the funniest possible thing. Most IT that is outsourced to India is basic support tier shit, not a lot of companies that let Indian IT staff take care of everything. I've had to call Microsoft a billion times for a billion different reasons, and you always start at the Pajeet tech support who'll tell you that he can't help you and he has to redirect you to his /IT manager/, eventually you'll end up with someone who isn't outsourced if your issue is even remotely complicated.
Even without a CompSci it's quite easy to find an IT job ( Especially since it's so varied and a lot of companies will hire you even if you're shit since they can just teach you new skills very easily, especially if you're an autistic nerd who's perma online ), you'd have to be really, really socially inept if you can't get hired as an IT tard ( Or perhaps he doesn't want to move out of his parents basement and keeps up this act with his parents by going to a new school, high tier neet behaviour would make sense for our boy Gator ).

tl;dr: Gator is a fat nerd who is less competent than a Pajeet who got basic IT training ( If even that ).

Never change Gator Gamer, never change!

Gator doesn't even know basic HTML so he's never getting a job in that field. Just spouts /pol/tard nonsense over and over.

I'm going to dig out that livestream and clip it.

I think Ayden also tries to hit on Gator too, and he can't even handle that BPD wenches online advances without clamming up.

You know, if we include his autistic response to Corrine forever flirting with him that's two spergy reactions to female attention. If anyone knows anymore we could make a supercut...

She might've fucked Gator in Knoxville if he was just a man. She wanted him to bounce a quarter off her ass and show that alpha male chad vibe nevertheless he forgets to bring a quarter or any change for that matter and that is forever his excuse. No one else in the bar of dozens had change either and if you say statistically someone had changed well fuck you that fact doesn't take Gators feelings into account.

He has the social skills to at least talk into a mic every night so unless he completely spills his spaghetti in person I don't buy that he's too autistic for interpersonal interactions, but even then this is the one industry where total autism is generally expected. If he isn't just making all of it up, I think he just hasn't even attempted to find real work because it would interfere with his dreams of being an internet radio legend to which he devotes all of his time and resources.

I think he's talked about writing scripts for show archival before, so maybe he really had some education, or maybe he's self taught? Or maybe he made that shit up too.

Gator is the one faggot whom wrote a resume thinking Trump TV was going to happen. Co Host of the number one live stream is listed on there however titty streamers pull in larger numbers on twitch and at least people will want to stare at the titty streamer. No one wants your greasy smelly ass Gator. It's pathetic when the only thing people remember about him from knoxville is being that guy who never showered that smelt like two week old piss and shit stains that is such a janny he tried to slurp up after Warski was done with acorn whale.

 

[Sam Losco]

She might've fucked Gator in Knoxville if he was just a man. She wanted him to bounce a quarter off her ass and show that alpha male chad vibe nevertheless he forgets to bring a quarter or any change for that matter and that is forever his excuse. No one else in the bar of dozens had change either and if you say statistically someone had changed well fuck you that fact doesn't take Gators feelings into account.

"Gator, wanna bounce a quarter off my ass?"
What he probably said:
"oh uh I don't have a quarter" shuffles away
What he should have said:
"oh uh I don't have a quarter but you know what, I think I do back in my hotel room. If you wanna come back there I'll bounce a quarter off your ass all night."

 

[RichardRApe]

What he should have said:
"oh uh I don't have a quarter but you know what, I think I do back in my hotel room. If you wanna come back there I'll bounce a quarter off your ass all night."

Gator you fucked up, buddy. You missed out on all this:

Spoiler: Imagine Clamming up to Attention from This. That's our Gator