Cronusamporaa - Delusional Fanboy Extraordinaire

I honestly didn't even notice them most of the time. Then again I'm trying not to laugh as is so I might just be missing them for fucks sake.
 
Dude.

You are the best interviewer ever, and I have registered at this forum just to tell you that if you want to interview me, that would be awesome, because I usually come across as pretty calm and coherent, and I am pretty sure you could make me look like an idiot, and I just want to see it happen and admire the craftsmanship.

That said, if people have questions, feel free to ask, I may even remember to check the thread occasionally.
 
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seebs said:
Dude.

You are the best interviewer ever, and I have registered at this forum just to tell you that if you want to interview me, that would be awesome, because I usually come across as pretty calm and coherent, and I am pretty sure you could make me look like an idiot, and I just want to see it happen and admire the craftsmanship.

That said, if people have questions, feel free to ask, I may even remember to check the thread occasionally.
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Hello and welcome to Kiwi Farms. Who the hell are you is what I was going to start with but then I thought to myself are you one of those persons 'harassing' Cronusamporaa? They mentioned someone around your age and here you are, fresh as a daisy.
 
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MasterDisaster said:
Hello and welcome to Kiwi Farms. Who the hell are you is what I was going to start with but then I thought to myself are you one of those persons 'harassing' Cronusamporaa? They mentioned someone around your age and here you are, fresh as a daisy.
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I'm the "seebs" he complains about. I'm 43, not 46. I'm the one he wanted to rape less than six hours after first contact. Why?

I think... I may not have taken him seriously enough. (Note that this was actually after the first six hours; the early stuff, I just pointed out that no, Luka was not harassing him and none of this stuff was worth being fussy about.)

So btw, I dunno if it's just me, but all the icons above posts are showing as weird unicode boxes to me. Luckily, I also have a xenforo so know which button is link by location.

I'm the one he thinks is incredibly stupid, which is why he was able to figure out my home address by using doxxing sites and misusing the county appraiser's office's computers, and managed to get to at least the street name of the house I sold seven years ago. I'm narcissist poison; I don't really care about social status or whatever, I tend to ignore it in other people, and I don't really respond to the emotional manipulation. And I just really, really, admired the fuck out of that interview. That is some lovely use of language, and it went right over his head.

Note, BTW, that he will happily tell you that Luka and I do not pick up nuance and connotation and language, because we're reta... socially reticent.
 
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MasterDisaster said:
So you want me to interview you? How did you actually come across this, if you don't mind my asking here? I like to do some research, after all.
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Someone linked to the interview in our Giant Ray Thread (now actually the second Giant Ray Thread, as Xenforo was having issues once the thread got over 1000 pages). And I read a transcript (I have a lot of voice-processing issues sometimes) and I laughed myself silly at it. And I really admired the interviewing. Holy shit, dude. "You should point out their flaws." I sort of picked up a secondary implication of "instead of your own, as you're doing now".
 
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Well hello there!
So, the logs right? Karma, right?
That's me. I'm the Karma mentioned in the logs in particular, just wanted to pop in and answer any questions had.
 
Okay gonna step up and say that while we love a couple of dandy newcomers like yourselves it's awfully convenient that you show up just out of the blue. Now I'm no dissenter in these kind of things but I'd rather we get some clarity before we get all comfy cozy with one another. Now I'm all for interviewing the other side of the tracks here but for the moment what can you do to prove it? Maybe post something about joining the farms on your tumblr and then post it here?
 
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Okay gonna step up and say that while we love a couple of dandy newcomers like yourselves it's awfully convenient that you show up just out of the blue. Now I'm no dissenter in these kind of things but I'd rather we get some clarity before we get all comfy cozy with one another. Now I'm all for interviewing the other side of the tracks here but for the moment what can you do to prove it? Maybe post something about joining the farms on your tumblr and then post it here?
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I was all gonna link you to my post in our forum thread, but of course, I didn't make one, it's in some stupid skype chat. Uh.

http://the-real-seebs.tumblr.com/post/130185484703/over-on-kf-a-member-managed-to-get-an-interview

There you go!

And while I commend your attention to detail, I am pretty sure Ray would rather admit to being a narcissist than pretend to be me, at all, ever. He hates me so much. It's sorta hilarious.

(FWIW, I run the forum where the largest Ray threads are, which was not intentional, I was just making a forum to dump my ever-overfull tumblr inbox crap on, the Ray thread was an unexpected side-effect.)

EDIT: And I can vouch for "karma", because they were talking to me about registering here and then suddenly they showed up, so I buy that. Also what the fuck is your captcha?
 
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seebs said:
And while I commend your attention to detail, I am pretty sure Ray would rather admit to being a narcissist than pretend to be me, at all, ever. He hates me so much. It's sorta hilarious.
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I don't rightly recall suggesting that you were Ray in disguise but hey, you did what you did, so there's that.

seebs said:
EDIT: And I can vouch for "karma", because they were talking to me about registering here and then suddenly they showed up, so I buy that. Also what the fuck is your captcha?
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Retard repellent.
 
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Well, if I'm not who I say I am, I have to be someone else. And who? I don't think anyone has any motive to try to present me incorrectly except Ray (or maybe one of his fans). I don't think. So I pretty much have to be either me or Ray, and I am pretty sure my humor is too often intentional for me to be Ray.
 
Well if you honestly want me to interview you I'd be more than happy to take a piss at it. Not right now, however, but we can work out the details and hammer something out in the next few days. I assume you won't be leaving the internet in the next 72 hours out of shame?
 
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Well if you honestly want me to interview you I'd be more than happy to take a piss at it. Not right now, however, but we can work out the details and hammer something out in the next few days. I assume you won't be leaving the internet in the next 72 hours out of shame?
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Seems unlikely, so far as I know I do not experience shame. ... That said, I am not at all sure I have a working microphone setup on anything but phones. But I can probably find a thing? I might need some help with the technology end, but hey, I am willing to try things. I think I have a gaming headset or something.

And I guess there's two aspects here. Mostly, honestly, I just thought the interview was fucking hilarious and I want to see what you can do with a lucid subject. But also, of course, it is super important that I correct all the things he said that were wrong because OH MY GOD GUYS SOMEONE IS WRONG ON THE INTERNET.
 
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... What in the fuck is going on?
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The crazy has been escalating, especially with the acquisition of huge amounts of chat logs proving that Ray has been just plain lying about lots of stuff, also one of his fics got hidden on AO3 because he kept removing the "non-con" tag from it because he insists there is no rape at all in his fiction (spoiler: it's gory torture porn with a revenge-rape scene). And then this interview showed up and I thought "hey lulz".
 
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Mostly I'm just here in case there were questions about things in the logs. I'm a third party who knew Ray for a period of time (the period of time within the logs). Though, at that time I was suffering from broken neck / TBI / unmedicated bipolar so I was fucking off the chain. Ain't gonna say that excuses my shit, because it doesn't, but I'm just here because it felt like a thing to do.

Also you know, for the lulz
 
It is so fucking strange to be here, 2 years later, and re-read that first chatlog. No wonder he was so upset. Compared to the shit he regularly says he wants to do to people who don't share his bone on for cartoon fish douches, the hot glass rod fantasy is almost tame.

See how we learn and grow, through the power of friendship?
 
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