Cronusamporaa - Delusional Fanboy Extraordinaire

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While I don't know the specifics, I know the pain that comes from having regrets about people who have passed on. The fact that this kid makes fun of you for that proves how much of a scumbag he is.
Wait until he loses someone close to him. You just know he's going to be wailing up a storm on Tumblr about how his life is over and how he is so alone and that he will never care about anyone ever again because his heart is broken forever. And all mentions of 'mommypasta' will mysteriously vanish. Because he is a coward who lacks the balls to stand behind his words.

Another thing. I don't understand Transformers yaoi. They are robots. They don't have dicks? They don't have sex? How does any of that even work?
 
I am sort of stunned at the ease with which people who intend to pass out chat logs get into the Super Seekrit Chats. Ray is the least competent paranoid I have ever known.

Also, for people who care either way about suicide/self-harm/whatever, cops were called and are sending someone to check on him. Most likely this means he will be "bakeracted" again because he posted about harming himself and said people wanted him dead, and, well. Such abuse. How dare we not just let him die peacefully.

Tumblrinas have this attitude that calling the cops on somebody threatening to kill themselves is abuse, especially if they don't like you/are mad at you at the time.

Good thing so many of these kids are playing it up for attention because this shit is going to get people killed if it hasn't already.
 
This is the second time someone I know has called the cops because Ray was talking about injuring or killing himself. His friends never do. I am not sure what to make of that, but fuck that.
 
His blog is going to the Not Found page. Either he figured out how to hide his blog (likely, since the usual /mobile trick doesn't work but he's still redirecting to his co.vu) or he deleted (unlikely, since he lives off negative attention). I'd be interested in seeing what the haps is when he comes back online.
 
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Confirmed. (For some reason, it wouldn't let me edit. Forgive.)
 
Oh, hey, that's a good way to confirm that a blog is hidden rather than gone.

My impression is that, if he was only shallowly-cut, and hadn't taken pills or mentioned the gun, they wouldn't take him in, probably.
 
@the abusaa
Wait until he loses someone close to him.

urgggh yesss i wince so hard when i imagine him and rhett in 10 years realizing that other people exist and that bad things also happen to good people who are strongly about "justice" and all their words will suddenly have an emotional weight they didn't understand before. i wince even harder when i imagine this never happening.

Also I think someone explained to me ages ago that the robots have like tentacocks that deploy when they want some clanking action? i am mystified and a little afraid. I've seen people fuck cars, it looks sorta chafey and a good way to get weenie roasted. WD-40 lube? I'll stop.
 
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Also I think someone explained to me ages ago that the robots have like tentacocks that deploy when they want some clanking action? i am mystified and a little afraid. I've seen people fuck cars, it looks sorta chafey and a good way to get weenie roasted. WD-40 lube? I'll stop.

Well, technically there's three or four different popular headcanons for how the robots do it, but yes, it operates kind of like a reptile dick. There's actually a lot of science that goes into it, it's kind of fascinating. Sort of. I mean--

What happens if Rayray gets Baker Acted on one too many times, though? He really needs to be put into an institution. Not one of those horror-movie type dealios but a functioning place where somebody'll make sure he doesn't drink and take antipsychotics at the same time, and he has no internet access. But I kind of doubt that'll ever happen, or it'll happen too late.
 
Here you go, Kiwis, another fresh interview to enjoy.

Homestuck.

This was...enlightening. Really gives you some insight into the person. Didn't have as much time to set up, however, so it might sound a little wonky what with my head cold and all.

Late but just listened. Informative(?)! Interesting at least.

Also your voice is really great. Thats like the voice Id love to have its so good.
 
Well, technically there's three or four different popular headcanons for how the robots do it, but yes, it operates kind of like a reptile dick. There's actually a lot of science that goes into it, it's kind of fascinating. Sort of. I mean--

Why is it I can never seem to escape Transformers porn discussions, no matter where I go?

They're not even hot and nobody has Optimius Prime turn into a truck during the act, so what's even the point?

What happens if Rayray gets Baker Acted on one too many times, though? He really needs to be put into an institution. Not one of those horror-movie type dealios but a functioning place where somebody'll make sure he doesn't drink and take antipsychotics at the same time, and he has no internet access. But I kind of doubt that'll ever happen, or it'll happen too late.

There doesn't seem to be any indication over what happens if somebody's Baker Acted too many times.
 
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Then can you post caps of everything he's said? I keep getting that he password-protected it.
 
Friendly reminder to everyone that's documenting Ray's antics, but remember that Tumblr is quite like Twitter in that people can post a lot of emotionally charged bullshit and then delete it when people call them out on it. This is why we have http://archive.is/. If you see anything juicy, before you do absolutely anything please document it. People like me that are just kinda skimming these threads don't get a lot from how he said a bunch of weird and crazy shit but all you have to show for it is deleted pages and claims that, yeah, he definitely did this crazy shit.

That and a lot of Tumblrinas throw huge shit fits when they see people archive their stuff. Please keep this in mind.

Side side note, but if you're going to take caps, always keep backups on your own computer or somewhere else accessible to you. Sites like Imgur are known to bow to pressure and delete pictures if people ask them to, so don't rely on it or any image-sharing site to archive stuff. Archive.is is generally safe, but if you want to share images either upload them directly to the Farms or keep a backup if and when it gets deleted.
 
Yeah. We have a bunch of backups. We have a large screenshot archive with transcription ongoing, and that one's on github (albeit private).
I'm the other person on the private repo, and it is obscenely big by now. Part of the reason I finally joined the far.ms was to get notifs on this thread when people post new stuff (caps, etc.) so I can hoard it. I'm like a dragon and my hoard is screenshots of trashbaby fits.

(Also, sorry I'm behind on transcription! I'll get back on that this weekend, I think.)
 
Talking about some private archive lurking on the 'net is supremely unhelpful. Either unprivate it and link us, or double-post. We're a farm for lolcows, not for screencaps other people were too lazy to grab themselves. And we'd like to see these mysterious archives as much as anyone else.
 
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