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xXx: State of the Union said:
I feel like the whole five year development cycle has really fucked up with the perception of retarded zoomer faggot gamers who were babies when Rockstar was pumping out a game a year.
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Couldn't agree more; the development cycles for AAA games have gotten absurdly long, and for what? You wait 5 years for a AAA title to come out, and it may be buggy or less polished than a AAA release from a decade ago that took much less dev time. I don't begrudge indie games for stealing more of the spotlight (hell, some of them rightfully deserve it) but I feel like now the tables are turned and now the AAA studios are ripping off ideas from indie games in the hopes that it'll sell. That is, when they're not trying to sell you skins, battle passes, or gatcha pulls for a character you might want. Things might be looking less optimistic for current releases, but there's still an enormous collection of past titles to revisit.
 
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Articles and Nudes said:
but Crowb *is* the reddit fag brigade.
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Nah, every big or official sub for a certain game or console is captured, any real complaints like those made by crowbcat get downvoted to oblivion if not outright removed and you account permabanned by jannies.
The Last Stand said:
The point is that it baits the viewer into automatically thinking that an older game is always better than a newer game for X reason.
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Is not that older games are better, is that new ones are getting shittier and shittier.

Consoles are stagnated af.
Pissmaster said:
YouTube commenter TheCyberSpidey craps on the 360 list, then goes on to list his favorite games from the past few years, most of them being the very cancer that is killing games:

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Who cares what a zoomer with basic bitch taste says.
 
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xXx: State of the Union said:
I feel like the whole five year development cycle has really fucked up with the perception of retarded zoomer faggot gamers who were babies when Rockstar was pumping out a game a year.
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The strange thing is, there are so many development studios now, so many engines, and it's so easy to self-publish your game, that a five-year cycle shouldn't matter, as there should be plenty of at least halfway decent games constantly flowing out. But, there isn't. There's a steady flow of shit, all day, every day, constantly. One thing nobody ever really seems to bemoan is when everyone followed in the footsteps of the fucking Apple app store, for some Godawful reason, and let any ol' dipshit publish their garbage on major platforms for like a hundred bucks. I have truly not seen any benefit to that policy. Storefronts used to be more fun to browse because there was at least some expectation of quality and effort, and now they're just colossal garbage dumps. The age of the goofy obscure experimental RPG Maker lunacy with ripped sprites you'd find on someone's Angelfire page 20 years ago is gone, and it has been replaced by sterilized pretentious horse shit, also made in RPG Maker, for $10 on Steam.
 
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YouTube commenter TheCyberSpidey craps on the 360 list, then goes on to list his favorite games from the past few years, most of them being the very cancer that is killing games:

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It really exemplifies that "muh indies" haven't done a good game in like half a decade, yet people still treat them as a holy cow. The most recent game on this list is Hades that is already 3 years old.
 
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The Lawbreakers video just had a new comment pinned.
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It seems like the death of Concord has brought back /ourguy/ from his cryostasis slumber.
 
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The nu-Dead Rising video he will inevitably make will be something special for me. One, his previous two(that's right, TWO) videos on Dead Rising 4 were fantastic. People forget how much of a flop that game was, that's why one video wasn't enough

Two, this will be yet another Crapcom Remake video, and we know how much seething and coping the last one made. I still see cr*pcom fanboys smugly talking about how "crowbcat lost" or how he "got scared" to this day, not realizing or tactically omitting the fact that he made fun of them every step of the way and wasn't fazed by their "backlash" against the RE4 Remake video one bit.

But, first we will see a video on either Concord, Dustborn, or both. Personally, I would just make a one "Go Woke, Go Broke" type of video for both, but a "Concord vs Overwatch" video would be kino too.
 
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30+GameOvers said:
The nu-Dead Rising video he will inevitably make will be something special for me. One, his previous two(that's right, TWO) videos on Dead Rising 4 were fantastic. People forget how much of a flop that game was, that's why one video wasn't enough
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Oh, it was YOU that made that prediction. Right on Halloween too.

 
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Saul Goodman Fan said:
I’m a huge fan of the first game and I’ve seen very little footage of the actual remaster. Hearing the voice acting was the biggest thing that stuck out to me. Everybody sounds like a generic side character from an anime.
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The WII demake of Dead Rising has working mirror reflections! The "deluxe remaster" does NOT! :stress: :story:
 
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The Last Stand said:
Oh, it was YOU that made that prediction. Right on Halloween too.

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It's just fucking depressing. Everything interesting has been stripped off so there is a new shiny easy digestible version to sell to zoomers without all the "problematic" bits. In general every AAA the past year deserves a video of how those studios lost basic ability to program.
 
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Really obvious that the developers us a ton of AI when making this, hence why labels and signs look like total crap. They took one of the games that had the most heart and soul of all time and made it creatively bankrupt, especially with all of the gay censorship. God I hate current year
 
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