Crowdsourcing Assasanation - Not in real life.

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Sumptinsfuckey

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I have a bit of challenge, and it's a two parter.

First off, just to be completely clear, I am not looking for advice on how to break the law IRL.

I had an idea for a book recently, but Im struggling with the premise. The idea is that there is a group of online wierdos who have created a site which crowdfunds assasinations. Every so often, (weekly, monthly, havent decided yet) the members are given a "target list" and they vote. Each backer gets 1 vote per dollar. The target with the most vote "wins". The internet guys then hire mercenary teams/hitmen whatever to kill him.



Challenge 1 - how could this be plausibly done? Again not looking to do this in the real world, just looking for an explanation that wont make folks who know how all those underground tubes that make up the internet work roll thier eyes.


Challenge 2 - can you expla8n this in a way that an okd gen Xer can not only understand, but communicate to other Xers and even boomers?
 
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CreamyHerman’s said:
Learn to spell first you sped: It's assassination, not whatever the fuck that was spelt. Also there is a book thread you can propose the idea to
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This isnt a thread about a book, I'm at leat spergy enough to know that. Its about trying to make a premise seem plausible. I only mention the story idea to make sure people know I wasnt sped enough to be lookibg for advice on how to break the law.

Also, propper spelling is white supremaccccy you fucking BIGOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT
 
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How about this: the glowies are actually the ones running the games as cover for whoever they actually want to knock off. They do whatever they wanted to do, and then pick someone who voted for the victim to become the fall guy. That's why it doesn't have to make sense when looked at too closely, nobody is actually buying hit men other than the taxpayers.

Or is that a bit too realistic?
 
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CreamyHerman’s said:
Learn to spell first you sped: It's assassination, not whatever the fuck that was spelt. Also there is a book thread you can propose the idea to
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I think he's trying to be clever by pre-empting acting against any automatic trigger words some bots that "they" run might have. That's also why he packs it all in this cutes-y language like "I had an idea for a book" which is basically "in minecraft". Tards like this usually have this weird notion that the entire world of secret services is hot on their tails and out to read their newest brain-fart but at the same time, can be outsmarted by codified language like this.

Me? I think this guy wants to assassinate the president of the united states and should probably be investigated by the secret service.
 
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Kosher Dill said:
How about this: the glowies are actually the ones running the games as cover for whoever they actually want to knock off. They do whatever they wanted to do, and then pick someone who voted for the victim to become the fall guy. That's why it doesn't have to make sense when looked at too closely, nobody is actually buying hit men other than the taxpayers.

Or is that a bit too realistic?
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I actually like that. The original idea was based on reality TV vote shows, but it getting hijacked makes sense.
 
As for challenge 1, my question to you would be why does it matter? You don't need to be specific, just vaguely say there's some hidden away forum with a small group of members who vote on it. Anything more than that is unnecessary for the sake of the story. I don't know how you'd make this interesting other then by eventually having it so the forum members start voting for each other.
 
AmpleApricots said:
I think he's trying to be clever by pre-empting acting against any automatic trigger words some bots that "they" run might have. That's also why he packs it all in this cutes-y language like "I had an idea for a book" which is basically "in minecraft". Tards like this usually have this weird notion that the entire world of secret services is hot on their tails and out to read their newest brain-fart but at the same time, can be outsmarted by codified language like this.

Me? I think this guy wants to assassinate the president of the united states and should probably be investigated by the secret service.
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Why the fuck would anyone want to give knees-up harris access to the football?
 
Detective Story. One lone sherrifs deputy uncovers it, slowly, but decides to try and sway the voting to "improve" the country. Think Deathnote - Americas Got Talent edition.
 
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