If I call you retarded, will you believe that too?
Thank you for not being a pussy.
Look faggot its not my fault you fucked up your own weak as fuck plan to fake your death by shitposting on KF.
I have no idea what are you talking about. I am pretty much alive and I've never tried to claim otherwise. I have no idea why this fact makes you act so unhinged.
Unrelated, but I expect to hear news that Coach Redpill is still alive within the next few days.
Your e-daddy will be fine, don't worry. They will probably use him in POW exchange.
You would know, wouldn't you?
Added running off to other country to the poll.
Yes, because I was following ukraine shenanigans for longer than you. They did this shit for ages - kidnap some civilians from rebel regions, call them soldiers, exchange then for real POWs.
That sounds exactly like something Coach Redpill would say.
Yes, I'm sure you hope that they "confirm" the death of this man you definitely aren't.
Don't worry, I'll make sure to rub it into your face when they do.
This line of questioning seems to be bothering you. If I'm wrong, why are you so worried about it?
I am excited for the prospect of you looking like a double retard. Not only you thought I am CRP, because I jokingly told you, you actually went on with it and told everyone only to get owned in the end, without me doing anything. That's some lolcow levels of stupidity.
First of all, the original picture means "if you pretend to be retarded, you are still retarded". Someone cannot become CRP or any other person by merely pretending to be them. Secondly, you were the one who thought I am CRP. I merely stated that I am near the warzone and it was enough for you to assume this. I decided to play along, since I thought that only a complete mongoloid would state this seriously. Well, I wasn't wrong.
