Paden Reilly / Crusader Cat / Brother Pawden / Frater Patricius / CrusaderCatfur - Bible-thumping cat-fucking zoophile Christian furry that unironically wears a bowlcut on his fursuit. Thought explaining to people he literally raped his pet cats would help convert furries to Christianity. Gay, AI-porn slop addict as of 2025.

[Paden Reilly]

@Cuddly Pirate Stop making fun of my assfurgers! >=O

 

[Uncle Warren]

There's something off here.

 

[Cato]

@Cuddly Pirate Stop making fun of my assfurgers! >=O

Okay since you're new here and clearly don't understand the culture, I'll just loop you in that a basic rule is that pretending to be exceptional is, in fact, exceptional.

 

[Randall Fragg]

@Crusader Cat I need you to verify your account before you're allowed to continue posting in it. Make a post like "Hi Kiwis" on one of your confirmed accounts, and link/screenshot it in a PM to one of the mods. Until then, you are blocked from replying.

 

[HY 140]

You should be nice to me because I'M SENSITIVE!!!

bitch were do you think do you are

 

[Uncle Warren]

@Crusader Cat I need you to verify your account before you're allowed to continue posting in it. Make a post like "Hi Kiwis" on one of your confirmed accounts, and link/screenshot it in a PM to one of the mods. Until then, you are blocked from replying.

Danke.

I had a funny feeling all this thread since he posted that it may be a fake. The way he's acting here is very off compared to how he actually is around others. I wouldn't be surprised if I was right, but I do sure hope I was wrong.

 

[I'm Sorry Ms Pac Man]

Meh. I’ve seen him go from extremes like this before. Depends if he’s been taking his medicine or not how reasonable he is on any given day.

 

[Golden Compass]

That's cause you were a meanie. You should be nice to me because I'M SENSITIVE!!!

The only way you could ever hope to redeem yourself slightly here is if you started dishing the info we want.
Has the great dogfucker divide widened since Yiffler and Len parted ways?

Who is wearing your fursuit and making Jesus cry in the photo posted above? Was that a regular occurrence?

So many questions we could get answered, and yet you prefer to try and convince us you lied about molesting your pet cat. We'd have a hard time believing that even if you hadn't been admitting it in the past.

You're a furry. That's what you guys do, dawg.

 

[Bluey]

@Cuddly Pirate Stop making fun of my assfurgers! >=O

Can this be a generated text?

 

[UnKillFill]

I know this is an oldfag meme but when I saw crusader cat post this was literally the first thing that popped into my head.
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someone better than me with photoshop needs to edit crusadercat into this

Sorry, only felt like spending 10 minutes on this..

 

[Johnny Bravo]

I was a teenager with a guilty conscience, most everything that happened in that "confession" document is highly exaggerated. The worst thing I have ever done prior to writing that was masturbate.

You felt guilty for masturbating so you made up a fake story about fucking an IRL cat to hide your embarrassment. Is that right?

 

[MysticMisty]

Is that supposed to be a cat...?

I personally think his awful fursuit looks a lot like a beaver with ears.

 

[FataBataRang]

You should be nice to me because I'M SENSITIVE!!!

Sensitive? So are the cats you shamelessly molested, I'm sure. No mercy for animal fuckers.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

@Cuddly Pirate Stop making fun of my assfurgers! >=O

Dude, there are a small amount of users here on the autistic spectrum. They don't care because they've learned not to.

Grow a thicker skin. We shitpost and take the piss a lot here. That's kind of the aim.

 

[FataBataRang]

Dude, there are a small amount of users here on the autistic spectrum.

Are you paying any attention at all?

I agree with you on all other points though. This is not a good place for oversensitive people.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Are you paying any attention at all?

I agree with you on all other points though. This is not a good place for oversensitive people.

I've been here since 2015. People who legitimately have an autism diagnosis are advised against mentioning it because non autists will take the piss relentlessly.

 

[Power Armor]

judging from the silence i'm pretty sure this account is fat + gay + stupid and also dead and fake

 

[Ntwadumela]

judging from the silence i'm pretty sure this account is fat + gay + stupid and also dead and fake

Have you ever thought of the possibility that he chickened out?

 

[sbm1990]

I've been here since 2015. People who legitimately have an autism diagnosis are advised against mentioning it because non autists will take the piss relentlessly.

But this is a forum for autists to make fun of even bigger autists.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

But this is a forum for autists to make fun of even bigger autists.

Good point.