🦊 Furry Paden Reilly / Crusader Cat / Brother Pawden / Frater Patricius / CrusaderCatfur - Bible-thumping cat-fucking zoophile Christian furry that unironically wears a bowlcut on his fursuit. Thought explaining to people he literally raped his pet cats would help convert furries to Christianity. Gay, AI-porn slop addict as of 2025.

Crusader Cat said:
I was a teenager with a guilty conscience, most everything that happened in that "confession" document is highly exaggerated. The worst thing I have ever done prior to writing that was masturbate.
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Why did you suck on your cats toes? Like dude, that's fucked up using your pet for your disgusting fetish.
 
Vrakks said:
Why were you guilty?
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I just felt guilty. Also, just read the edited first post. Let me clear up a few things:

Crusader Cat said:
He is back on FA though, and posting his art there.
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That's not my art, that's stuff I commissioned. and I got banned again a couple months ago. XD

Crusader Cat said:
Of course he has the more normal furry obsessions, like MLP
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I was a fan for a little bit, but I stopped watching. I wanted to watch adult shows with well structured plots, complex characters, and relevant themes. Not watch a show for children and pretend it has all those.

Crusader Cat said:
He PAID to get back into FA...
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! I can't beleive how easily you bought that, no I didn't pay Dragoneer anything. As far as I know, he isn't even the one who un-banned me. The screenshot of the email is a fake, I wrote and emailed the message to myself and replaced the senders name with Dragoner in MS paint. I mean, it's not even a good fake, you cropped out the part where my inbox says it was sent BY Crusader Cat TO Crusader Cat
 
Crusader Cat said:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! I can't beleive how easily you bought that, no I didn't pay Dragoneer anything. As far as I know, he isn't even the one who un-banned me. The screenshot of the email is a fake, I wrote and emailed the message to myself and replaced the senders name with Dragoner in MS paint. I mean, it's not even a good fake, you cropped out the part where my inbox says it was sent BY Crusader Cat TO Crusader Cat
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You truly are the master of ruses!

This ruse is second only to the one where you admit to molesting cats.
 
Crusader Cat said:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
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So... you want us to believe you lied about molesting cats because you were guilty about masturbating? Something a few million times more embarrassing than masturbating? That’s like saying you robbed a bank when all you did was nick a grape from a grocery store.
 
MerriedxReldnahc said:
The actual fursuit isn't even that bad on it's own, it's just the goddamn haiiiiiiiiir.
I must say he is so far one of the more polite lolcows I've seen on forums, usually they are at the screeching tardrage stage by now. I will commend him for that as long as he stays the fuck away from my cats.
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You know what the hair makes the head resemble?
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@Crusader Cat I find it amusing how you claim to not have actually mongled your cats, but when I recited your TSNY crap while you were in the voice channel, you immediately quit.

Now I don't know about you, but claiming it's all a lie after ten years of saying it's true is pretty autistic.

Sound like you have picked up some fancy shit tactics from the Raiders. Too bad no one believes them.
 
Cuddly Pirate said:
@Crusader Cat I find it amusing how you claim to not have actually mongled your cats, but when I recited your TSNY crap while you were in the voice channel, you immediately quit.

Now I don't know about you, but claiming it's all a lie after ten years of saying it's true is pretty autistic.

Sound like you have picked up some fancy shit tactics from the Raiders. Too bad no one believes them.
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Yeah, he sounds like a bullshitter to me.
 
Crusader Cat said:
That's cause you were a meanie. You should be nice to me because I'M SENSITIVE!!!
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Your feigned stupidity won't work on me nor anyone else here. I don't even know what specific spark of autism told you that coming here would be a good idea, but I would suggest you go back to your hugbox at the raiders.
 
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