Crypto Memes - designated shitposting and stinky linky thread

bitcoin deserved to have been killed long before ASICs and the exponentional came along to really push the blade deeper.
 
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because we're mooning you pleb

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Anyone know what happened to bizonacci?

I think he burnt himself out with the bear market in 2018. Given his video themes, I suspect he was a late 2017 buyer that was expecting an even bigger bullrun any minute now, and eventually threw in the towel when btc crashed below 6k.

The youtuber "prince of zimbabwe" seems to have a very similar video presentation style, so he might also have just moved on to other projects
 
Didnt shake my ass out. Bit irritating watching it try to solidly break through $12k though. Either drop to sub-$11k so I can buy more or just bust through already. Fucking whales smacked that shit down twice and now it just seems lethargic.

Also after @CrunkLord420's $13k post in APOLOGIZE, we need to wait for a new high to go back to gloating. ;)

ETA: See what I mean? Whale fuck fuckers.
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This specious nonsense is from the chain link telegram:

Nobody knows the time of the price singularity.
But when it happens, everyone will know.
All across the world, voices will echo "..what's wrong? Is everything ok?"
A few vehicular accidents will occur seemingly for no reason.
Several pilots, delivery drivers, and one pajeet who forgot to close a submarine hatch will all last be seen yelling at their phones.
Binance will crash. Everyone scrambling to buy LINKs will see 404.
Etherdelta will become so overwhelmed with traffic it will slow to a halt. It will become unusable.
The only orders that will happen will be buy orders that have already been placed.
LINK will reach unimaginably high prices within minutes.
Every noLINKer's eyes will watch. The tiny LINK cube on coinmarketcap will be reflected in their eyes.
However, the ones who knew...the ones who had heard, but didn't listen...
their cubes will be distorted by tears.
As these tears fall onto rapidly moving fingers that are refreshing binance or etherdelta multiple times,
Haunting music rings in their ears infinitely.
The harrowing noise of the bells causes the noLINKer's soul to shiver..and scream.
Biz will be filled with LINK memes. All threads will be titled "You had your chance."
Monitors will be smashed. Laptops broken in half. Weddings, family reunions, graduation ceremonies, and other social events across the world will be plagued by the audible cries of noLINKers who knew the path but didn't take it.
Their hopelessness crushes them inside, but they keep having to wageslave, and forcing a smile on their face every day to avoid ever being asked "what's wrong?" again will eat away at their sanity.
This soon becomes a worldwide phenomenon, and noLINKer syndrome will be added to DSM-V and heavily studied.
Most normies will continue enjoying their playpens.
But the ones who knew..
they will become uncomfortably intimate with despair..
For they know they missed the opportunity of a lifetime, and another precious path to freedom has disappeared forever.
 
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