Crime Crypto trader John Woeltz has been arrested in NY for imprisoning and torturing a tourist in a 30-40K Manhattan apartment for weeks.

37 year old John Woeltz of Kentucky who is apparently an established and relatively well regarded crypto expert has been arrested after a 28 year old Italian tourist escaped his 30-40k per month Manhattan apartment and told police that he had been kidnapped and tortured for weeks as Woeltz attempted to steal all of his crypto currency, police arrived and found an abundance of proof of the victim's claims and arrested Woeltz on the spot. Another suspect is currently at large and the story is breaking and all updates are pending.

Archive of article featuring photos of Woeltz being arrested in his bath robe: http://archive.today/RYGov

 

[The Cringe Connoisseur]

The victim escaping suggests inexperience, but the guy also seems super calm while being arrested, which suggests previous run-ins with the law, so it's hard to tell.

The fact that he actually recorded and took pictures of himself committing multiple felonies suggests he's a potential serial killer too though. Either that or a retarded degenerate psycho. Either way his life is beyond over now. Bet his stupid ass will miss that 40K apartment when he's in prison.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

This dude is what the cast of Justified would have looked like IRL. $30-40k apparently can't undo a lifetime of microplastic estrogens.

 

[Crex Crex]

But did he like Huey Lewis & the news?