Crystal

[Descent]

Imagine the day when his child would surpass his maturity level? And I can imagine the decades of therapy shed have to go through after enduring being raised by him.

It'd be like the movie "I Am Sam" except realistic.

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

^It'd be like I Am Sam, except Sean Penn's character tried to be nice and cared about others.

What if Chris had a boy, and taught that boy his woe-is-me victim entitlement crap, and then the boy grew up with a neurotypical mindset but with the teachings of a self-made pseudo-loveshy? I mean, we see what happened when an autist was raised by a neurotypical monster, what would happen if you reversed that?

Best case scenario: you'd get a Cole Smithey.

 

[Saney]

^It'd be like I Am Sam, except Sean Penn's character tried to be nice and cared about others.

What if Chris had a boy, and taught that boy his woe-is-me victim entitlement crap, and then the boy grew up with a neurotypical mindset but with the teachings of a self-made pseudo-loveshy? I mean, we see what happened when an autist was raised by a neurotypical monster, what would happen if you reversed that?

Best case scenario: you'd get a Cole Smithey.

With huge entitlement issues and a really warped view on the world.

 

[BillRiley]

Apparently, God came to Chris in a dream and told him to build a sweetheart from the ground up so she could give birth to Crystal.

The whole prophetic dream thing is something of a mystery. It's uncertain if God actually appears to Chris in his dreams or if he just regards certain dreams as "from God" or both or neither. He's never been questioned closely on the matter and the evidence, what little exists, could really go either way.

 

[The Zookeeper]

Did his son reginald also come from a dream?

 

[Saney]

Did his son reginald also come from a dream?

No, that was PandaHalo's influence, Chris just took it and ran with it.

 

[Aleister Crowley]

Crystal sounds like the kind of a name you'd get from a meth addicted couple with a twisted sense of humor. Add to that Chris-chan's tendency to rage out and it sort of makes some sense. He looks like he's on meth - which I know he can't obtain or make himself. He'd end up blowing up his house and nearly killing himself.

Meth is a hell of a drug - kind of like his brain chemicals.

 

[Sophia Petrillo]

If my child needed it, I'd give up both my kidneys and my heart. I give to all my children, except Phil. He never calls, he never writes, I only hear from him at Christmas when he sends me a cheddar cheese nativity scene. I'm Catholic, I can't spread a wise man on a Ritz cracker.

But I digress. Chris doesn't have a selfless bone in his body. He doesn't even change his own diapers.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

The whole prophetic dream thing is something of a mystery. It's uncertain if God actually appears to Chris in his dreams or if he just regards certain dreams as "from God" or both or neither. He's never been questioned closely on the matter and the evidence, what little exists, could really go either way.

Uh, I don't think this is a thing that could go either way. I think it's pretty much a guarantee that Chris is just believing whatever suits his fancy, and is not in fact receiving special tailored communiques from the Almighty.

 

[Male]

The whole prophetic dream thing is something of a mystery. It's uncertain if God actually appears to Chris in his dreams or if he just regards certain dreams as "from God" or both or neither. He's never been questioned closely on the matter and the evidence, what little exists, could really go either way.

Uh, I don't think this is a thing that could go either way. I think it's pretty much a guarantee that Chris is just believing whatever suits his fancy, and is not in fact receiving special tailored communiques from the Almighty.

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Remember when he claimed that god gave him a vision that Blanca Weiss will be the mother of his child? Who turned out to be troll? Then got another vision this time saying that PandaHalo will birth his child? Who also turned out to be a troll? And then again the same vision but with Ivy?
Hell remember when he thought that a mechanical bear calling him Christian was a sign from god, when it clearly was a misunderstanding?
So no, it's not god, Chris just thinks it is because he's a moron that's not right in the head.

 

[CatParty]

The whole prophetic dream thing is something of a mystery. It's uncertain if God actually appears to Chris in his dreams or if he just regards certain dreams as "from God" or both or neither. He's never been questioned closely on the matter and the evidence, what little exists, could really go either way.

Uh, I don't think this is a thing that could go either way. I think it's pretty much a guarantee that Chris is just believing whatever suits his fancy, and is not in fact receiving special tailored communiques from the Almighty.

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Remember when he claimed that god gave him a vision that Blanca Weiss will be the mother of his child? Who turned out to be troll? Then got another vision this time saying that PandaHalo will birth his child? Who also turned out to be a troll? And then again the same vision but with Ivy?
Hell remember when he thought that a mechanical bear calling him Christian was a sign from god, when it clearly was a misunderstanding?
So no, it's not god, Chris just thinks it is because he's a moron that's not right in the head.

His whole life could be labeled a misunderstanding

 

[BillRiley]

The whole prophetic dream thing is something of a mystery. It's uncertain if God actually appears to Chris in his dreams or if he just regards certain dreams as "from God" or both or neither. He's never been questioned closely on the matter and the evidence, what little exists, could really go either way.

Uh, I don't think this is a thing that could go either way. I think it's pretty much a guarantee that Chris is just believing whatever suits his fancy, and is not in fact receiving special tailored communiques from the Almighty.

Yes, I think we can rule out direct divine communication too. However, I'm not convinced Chris is just making these things up as he goes along. I think it's probable Chris really does believe some of his dreams are sent from God, Jesus and/or the Bear, despite this being a patently ridiculous idea. But then again, no one has ever really asked him much about it of which I'm aware.