Cucking Bob

[Subconcious Offense]

I want you to tell this story to Chris at bedtime.

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

I want to hear Sam Hyde read this as one of his dead pan stand-up routines.

 

[Tha Promblems]

The CWCki is down but this more than makes up for it.

 

[CharlieBrowns]

But this one actually did solve Chris-Chan.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

how many cocks have you taken to be able to tell right away it was 19inches?

How many bread have you eaten in your entire life?

 

[Bully_Hunter_69]

wacky and zany, almost reminds me of the Pickle Rick episode of my favorite cartoon xD :3c

 

[GS 281]

I want to hear Sam Hyde read this as one of his dead pan stand-up routines.

Then it wouldn't be funny because Sam Hyde would be involved.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Clean this shit up @Hellblazer---err, clean this shit up @yawning sneasel---wait.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Bob was spoofing.

Chris and Barb were spooning.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I was aroused, yet disturbed. And then aroused again. and disturbed. And then aroused, then not disturbed so much cos it wasn't new, so then I was aroused, busted a nut, then disturbed cos I busted to this, then I stayed disturbed longer cos I was in my refractory period. Then I was aroused, yet disturbed. Then aroused. Then I nutted for a second time. Then couldn't get aroused, wasn't disturbed. Then I got sleepy. And then I hit the enter key and am going to sleep.

 

[StreetGangsta]

that's pretty freaky dude, next time lay off the pills

 

[Cedric_Eff]

When Bob cuts your internet in your dreams, he cuts it for reals.

 

[Gorgar]

 

[Xanax]

julay

 

[crunchysalty]

Truly poetic.

 

[TheEvaSeries10]

Is it okay with you if I do a reading of this?

 

[FrickleMyPickle]

This is the moistest post ever made. 8/10

 

[GS 281]

Is it okay with you if I do a reading of this?

yes

 

[JULAY]

This is the best thing I ever read.

 

[Vorhtbame]

@yawning sneasel ...

You have gazed too long into the autism. It has gazed back into you.