Culinary Atrocities - Crimes against food

[AnOminous]

It looks like burned balls of cat litter fried in dirty oil in the bottom of a garbage can. How is this remotely appetizing?

It's still better than anything Jack Scalfani ever cooked and wouldn't kill you of E. coli.

 

[Armchair Psychologist]

It looks like burned balls of cat litter fried in dirty oil in the bottom of a garbage can. How is this remotely appetizing?

It does kinda look like they're in his garbage can doesn't it?

 

[MysticMisty]

I saw these in the store earlier today. Maybe somebody will say they're actually pretty good, but honestly I think it's ruining perfectly good pickles (not that Vlasic is a great pickle brand anyways in my opinion).

 

[Nut-Roaster the 2nd]

Miracle Whip. Just Miracle Whip.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Miracle Whip. Just Miracle Whip.

Remember the faggot cunt ass hipster diatribe that was this commercial?

 

[MalWart]

Meanwhile, at Outback Steakhouse:

Spoiler: Heart Attack on a Plate

Ribs, cheese fries, and a whole Bloomin' Onion.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

Pickles soaked in fruit punch Kool-Aid.

 

[neverendingmidi]

Pickles soaked in fruit punch Kool-Aid.

Apparently that’s a big thing in the southern US.

 

[Nut-Roaster the 2nd]

Remember the faggot cunt ass hipster diatribe that was this commercial?

Using cringy Hipster culture... For sub-par sandwich spread. Because why not?

 

[Lizard Pope]

Apparently that’s a big thing in the southern US.

Texfag here, I've never actually seen anyone eat those.
Hell, I've never seen anyone buy them, not even at Walmart.

 

[neverendingmidi]

Texfag here, I've never actually seen anyone eat those.
Hell, I've never seen anyone buy them, not even at Walmart.

I heard it as a Mississippi/Alabama thing, and homemade rather than store bought.

 

[Lizard Pope]

I heard it as a Mississippi/Alabama thing, and homemade rather than store bought.

Walmart sells them as Tropickles, and I'll be damned and a half if I've ever seen a dent on the shelves for those fucking things.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

I heard it as a Mississippi/Alabama thing, and homemade rather than store bought.

Alton Brown featured them on an episode of Good Eats, so I always thought they were a Georgia thing.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I had those "Koolickles" (hate that name), they're not that offensive but they just don't do anything for the Pickle in my opinion, more or less of an excuse to change their color. Bland, and kind of dumb.

 

[Armchair Psychologist]

http://acidcow.com/pics/20120228/epic_fail_pics_43.jpg
How the hell do you fail at making a frozen pizza?

.....

 

[Internet_Loner]

http://acidcow.com/pics/20120228/epic_fail_pics_43.jpg
How the hell do you fail at making a frozen pizza?

Forgot they had a pizza in the oven is how.

 

[gobbogobb]

Texfag here, I've never actually seen anyone eat those.
Hell, I've never seen anyone buy them, not even at Walmart.

Southeast here and wtf. No one sane eats that here.

 

[swiv]

Not strictly cooking, but definitely fits the theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7UVtAEcLx4

 

[Lunete]

Courtesy of 4chan.

 

[Lysol]

I know it belongs here even though I love them:

Spoiler