Culinary Atrocities - Crimes against food

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Trombonista said:
I don't see the problem. Is it too many tomatoes?
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It's actually the extreme unhinged lack of humility across much of our food today. And it cannot be rectified by having humility for sin but can be rectified by having humility for the sinner. So the reason I mentioned you being an extremely important part of the farms and one of the very forces that holds the farms together is the fact It's a practice in humility that allowed this website to survive past all attempts of people shutting it down. It was very risky but so far it payed off. This also explains my reverence despite all the autistic ratings. Without the remaining Jews to present the Gentiles with much needed humility. Gentiles become condemned to succumb to Pride.
 
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The fair is coming again with more weird food. And I found something I didn't think anyone would suggest pulling off.
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People have put hot sauce on Ice Cream but those sauces used are often sweet. Ketchup and Mustard isn't that. But I feel tempted in knowing if this actually does work.
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Okay, now you're seriously tempting me.
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I'm getting serious Chris Chan vibes from this. Is it really gonna contain spunk?:|

Moar food.
 
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Lunar Eclipse Paradox said:
The fair is coming again with more weird food. And I found something I didn't think anyone would suggest pulling off.
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People have put hot sauce on Ice Cream but those sauces used are often sweet. Ketchup and Mustard isn't that. But I feel tempted in knowing if this actually does work.
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Okay, now you're seriously tempting me.
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I'm getting serious Chris Chan vibes from this. Is it really gonna contain spunk?:|

Moar food.
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only that first one looks cursed. the other two i dont mind as much, though the list does have more disturbing abominations on there
 
Any plant-based meat substitute. Fake meat (or "feet" as I affectionately call it) is awful no matter how it is prepared. If you don't want to eat meat, fine don't meat. But stop trying to imitate it with gross soy byproduct and ??? chemical cocktails.
 
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Nut-Roaster the 2nd said:
That's a pretty good sandwich spread, especially with fried chicken. The extra hot variety is better in terms of taste, though sadly, I've yet to come across it in recent times.
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I've been mixing Kewpie mayonnaise with various hot sauces and even mustard, like this shit:
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I'm not sure if this qualifies as an abomination. I think it's pretty good.
 
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Lunar Eclipse Paradox said:
The fair is coming again with more weird food. And I found something I didn't think anyone would suggest pulling off.
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People have put hot sauce on Ice Cream but those sauces used are often sweet. Ketchup and Mustard isn't that. But I feel tempted in knowing if this actually does work.
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Okay, now you're seriously tempting me.
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I'm getting serious Chris Chan vibes from this. Is it really gonna contain spunk?:|

Moar food.
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Looks like me when I play cook in SS13
 
Lunar Eclipse Paradox said:
The fair is coming again with more weird food. And I found something I didn't think anyone would suggest pulling off.
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People have put hot sauce on Ice Cream but those sauces used are often sweet. Ketchup and Mustard isn't that. But I feel tempted in knowing if this actually does work.
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Okay, now you're seriously tempting me.
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I'm getting serious Chris Chan vibes from this. Is it really gonna contain spunk?:|

Moar food.
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I really want that onion but I've gained enough weight this year
 
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