Cure for Autism
The Preferred, Humanitarian Way
1. Beat autistic to near death.
2. Have some local thugs rough him up a bit and pour meth down the autistic's throat.
3. Strap him to a weenchair.
4. Make him watch Commando and Predator.
5. Autist is now a mentally sound and capable American citizen with no disabilities.
The "If the autist also happens to be a depraved deviant and if it bleeds, we can kill it" Way
1. You have to be willing to do anything. I mean, even THE FINAL DEED.