Cursed Images

[The 3rd Hooligan]

I found something today while digging through CWC's history of slicing open his taint to release his inner vagina.
Someone on Reddit posted this (it's not Chris in the video). Not sure if OK to post videos in an image thread, but it's more cursed than One Man One Jar IMO.

Watch to the end.

Spoiler: NSFW. NOT SAFE FOR LIFE. I AM SERIOUS

http://s1.webmshare.com/7XAdz.webm

So they CAN cum

 

[FreakyFredsTrannyGranny]

Spoiler: Backstory

This is a CT scan I (maybe illegally) snapped a copy of when I used to work at a physician's office years ago. He was a new patient to our practice. He presented with new-onset seizures, so the doctor referred him to radiology and this is what we got back.

His story goes: many moons prior, he and his wife were trying to chase raccoons off their property, and his wife "accidentally shot him in the back of the head" in the process. (I guess with a buckshot? birdshot? I dunno anything about guns). Never got the pellets removed. Also failed to mention it during his initial appointment.

Thankfully radiology didn't do an MRI on him first.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

I don't think it's illegal if there's no PII attached (but I'm not a lawyer), and damn how the hell does he just deal with it? That's gotta be birdshot or even smaller, you don't survive buckshot to the skull with that tight a grouping. Maybe even ratshot?

 

[The Un-Clit]

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Spoiler: Backstory

This is a CT scan I (maybe illegally) snapped a copy of when I used to work at a physician's office years ago. He was a new patient to our practice. He presented with new-onset seizures, so the doctor referred him to radiology and this is what we got back.

His story goes: many moons prior, he and his wife were trying to chase raccoons off their property, and his wife "accidentally shot him in the back of the head" in the process. (I guess with a buckshot? birdshot? I dunno anything about guns). Never got the pellets removed. Also failed to mention it during his initial appointment.

Thankfully radiology didn't do an MRI on him first.

That's def. birdshot unless there's a smaller shot-pellet round I don't know about (other then salt, which would have dissolved ages ago and not be radio-opaque.) *edit* never heard of rat-shot, thanks @DanteAlighieri !

Holy shit, imagine what would have happened if someone stuck his melon in a MRI for any goddamn reason before knowing this?? He'd look like that guy from the Scanners 'your head asplode' .gif after, and that muti-million dollar MRI machine would have been toast.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

never heard of rat-shot, thanks @DanteAlighieri !

Snake-shot, rat-shot same thing. Just tiny pellets for small pests. I don't know that they would embed like that though so who the hell knows, it's just a miracle he's dealt with it for so long.

 

[Slap47]

 

[Doctor Placebo]

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She dropped out of Oxford. No word what became of her after that.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

She dropped out of Oxford. No word what became of her after that.

I assume more stabbing.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I assume more stabbing.

Did anyone think to check the porncows thread?

 

[verissimus]

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How is this cursed? It's more along the lines of random/funny.

 

[MCLOS Horthy]

How is this cursed? It's more along the lines of random/funny.

I pictured someone flopping down onto it in the dark, expecting a nice chair, and immediately shattering their spine.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

I pictured someone flopping down onto it in the dark, expecting a nice chair, and immediately shattering their spine.

If you don't check random furniture in the wild for boobytraps, you deserve what you get when you flop down onto it. Furniture can be host to all sorts of unsavory things in the outdoors, like various bugs, fluids, needles, blades, explosives. To be caught unawares by a brick chair means you've failed to do even a cursory check.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

If you don't check random furniture in the wild for boobytraps, you deserve what you get when you flop down onto it. Furniture can be host to all sorts of unsavory things in the outdoors, like various bugs, fluids, needles, blades, explosives. To be caught unawares by a brick chair means you've failed to do even a cursory check.

The bruising to your bottom from plopping down in a brick chair is mild compared to getting stabbed by a jagged piece of metal or some broken glass that might be on the seat of an actual chair that's just sitting in someone's yard like that, and the latter is harder to detect.

 

[Distant Stare]

 

[Gynn]

 

[Baloney Face]

 

[A Grey Cat]

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Good Lord that studio has gone downhill since the days of Halo machima.

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Nice try vegitarians but pictures like that will never turn me off to meat, if anything they only make me hungry.

 

[la mort]

How is this cursed? It's more along the lines of random/funny.

A cursed image is a photo where strange things are shown, like a brick chair, or a pair of sandals chained and padlocked to a bike parking lot. It isn't the headline of a news that makes you mad or a funny picture.

 

[A Grey Cat]

A cursed image is a photo where gross things are shown, like a brick chair, a filthy desktop covered in cigarette butts, horrible ugly feet or a pair of sandals chained and padlocked to a bike parking lot. It isn't the headline of a news that makes you mad or a funny picture.

Ftfy

 

[Slap47]