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#zzz said:
I thought this was funny, so anything I think is funny would probably go here.

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These girls all look fucking ten to twelve. I feel like I'm on a watch list now.

Francis E. Dec Esc. said:
He did, yes. The fucked up part is that his family and friends spent hours praying for God to open the cave and let him out before calling for help.
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AnOminous said:
Fucking Mormtard. A few extra hours might have been enough to figure something out. You can't live upside down for long.
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Nah, I was curious so I double checked and I know it messes up the fedora dunking on the family of the guy who died, but that seems completely wrong. He entered the cave at 8 PM, got stuck an hour in, so around 9 PM, and according to his brother, after a "series of prayers" (he doesn't say for hours) he called 911 around 9:30 (Source: the article you linked). So they probably weren't praying longer than a few minutes, considering they tried to get him out themselves too.

He was fucked either way though. When he died, the Sheriff said that even if they had gotten him loose it would've been 2-3 hours before they got him back up.

The recovery effort was shut down for the night. Sheriff's deputies returned to the site Thursday morning. Once a plan has been determined, Cannon said the rescuers will arrive and continue doing the same work they did in the 27 hours leading up to Jones' death as his body is still stuck in the same crevice.

"We're still in the uncertainty phase in terms of how they're going to bring Jones out," Cannon said Thursday. "We're back to where we were (during the) 27 hours, and once we get him unstuck it's still a two or three hour process of getting him back up."

What really killed him was the pulley system they were lifting him out with breaking, causing him to fall back in and get stuck worse than before.

He said they were able to free Jones initially using a rope-pulley system. At that point, Jones had been hanging, headfirst, at a 70- or 80-degree angle for more than eight hours, said Utah County Sheriff's Sgt. Tom Hodgson.

It was around 4:30 p.m. Wednesday when rescuers got him loose. They were able to give him an IV, food and water. He also received a needed morale boost after he was able to talk to his wife over a police radio.

For a few hours there were sighs of tentative relief. They finally cracked open the boxes of pizza and cases of water, and broke out in smiles suggesting the worst was over.

That only lasted for a few hours.

Once Jones was free of the 18-by-10-inch crevice, rescuers said an "equipment failure" caused the rope system that was hoisting the man out of the cave to drop him back into the same, narrow gap.

Thursday morning, rescuers were able to determine that the equipment failure occurred because one of the anchors that had been drilled into the rock had come undone.

"It must have been the integrity of the rock because the anchors are usually quite reliable," Cannon said. "It wasn't how they put things together.
 
Doctor Placebo said:
So they probably weren't praying longer than a few minutes, considering they tried to get him out themselves too.
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Well it still wasn't particularly helpful but I suppose it's better than for hours, which would have been seriously stupid and was what I was reacting to.
 
AnOminous said:
Well it still wasn't particularly helpful but I suppose it's better than for hours, which would have been seriously stupid and was what I was reacting to.
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Theres a dramatized film on Amazon about the situation. I love horror and nerve-wracking films but because after all the reading I'd done on the situation, I dont think I could stomach it.

It's called "The Final Descent" if someone more ballsy than me wants to check it out.
 
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