Cursed Images

[NyQuilninja]

https://www.lottie.com/products/kid-activist-doll-mari-copeny

Got to get them hook Early

 

[Witthel]

Spoiler

I actually read this in Chris Rock's voice.

 

[Ciscoipphone]

 

[Basil II]

 

[A Grey Cat]

Is it just me, or is it getting crazier out there?

 

[Witthel]

Spoiler

 

[Maamtis]

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I don't know why but guys doing soy face makes me irrationally angry.

 

[Curt Sibling]

 

[NyQuilninja]

It stinks

 

[The Un-Clit]

30lbs of impacted shit in a removed section of bowel. Opiate constipation is nothing to laugh at, kids!

 

[nohull]

I'm almost ashamed to admit that I saw a porn clip that was doing the closest thing in reality possible to this. Not grabbing a handful of bowel and wrapping it around a cock in a vagina, but the woman's asshole was so loose that the guy pounding her in the pooper was able to reach his hand inside ALONG with his cock, grab it, and jerk off inside her rectum. Yeah. The sad thing? I wasn't surprised. Also, I fapped to it. Not my proudest fap.

It's a video not an image, but I'm sure I could find it again and link it if anyone REALLY wants to see it.

Thank fuck it was obviously not the same mouth as the nailclipper one, but that exposed nerve biting into ice-cream.....bruh. My upper mandible is singing in sympathy.

It could have been worse....

Spoiler: at least he didn't lose face!

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Also


Yep, there were even expansion boards for PCs that used different architecture like the Amiga's Zorro slots that had a 80286 CPU and a few other chips that could give those computers full PC compatability instead of going through an emulation layer (and believe me, emulating 32-bit CISC Intel instructions on a 7Mhz 16-bit Motorola CPU is beyond slow to the point of uselessness.) It seemed they cost almost as much as buying a full 286 clone at the time, but they were pretty popular with accounting departments that demanded DOS compatibility when the business was already standardized on Apple, Atari or Commodore PCs. That was a cool time to be a geek.

I was about to give a Powerlevel vote but then I saw your avatar and username, yep, not surprised. Everyone with a three digit IQ can pretty much tell you fap to weird porn after reading just two posts.

30lbs of impacted shit in a removed section of bowel. Opiate constipation is nothing to laugh at, kids!

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r/medicalgore is a gold mine for cursed shit, isn't it? It's full of sadistic weirdos and pseuds pretending to be doctors but at the same time must be one of the subreddits out there with an actually good community.
No worries, after seeing that I'm not doing opiates unless I have Stage IV cancer or something as terrible, ouch!

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

I'm almost ashamed to admit that I saw a porn clip that was doing the closest thing in reality possible to this. Not grabbing a handful of bowel and wrapping it around a cock in a vagina, but the woman's asshole was so loose that the guy pounding her in the pooper was able to reach his hand inside ALONG with his cock, grab it, and jerk off inside her rectum. Yeah. The sad thing? I wasn't surprised. Also, I fapped to it. Not my proudest fap.

It's a video not an image, but I'm sure I could find it again and link it if anyone REALLY wants to see it.

I'm morbidly curious. It sounds on par with this vid I saw of a bald guy shoving his whole head into a women's cunt.

 

[ZehnBoat]

30lbs of impacted shit in a removed section of bowel. Opiate constipation is nothing to laugh at, kids!

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someone is full of shit

 

[Witthel]

 

[The Un-Clit]

I'm morbidly curious. It sounds on par with this vid I saw of a bald guy shoving his whole head into a women's cunt.

Hahah, I have that clip too! It's somewhere on a DVD backup of 2 computers ago, but I might go dig it up because there's some other unreal sickfuckery in there, I was having a competition with one of the accountants at an old employer of mine to find the sickest shit to gross the other out with. I believe 1guy1jar was the eventual winner.

And if you want to see the "loosest pooper in the world" vid referenced here, it's about 2 posts below the one you quoted.

Like I said tho, have the volume up. The sound effects from her violated rectum have to be heard to be believed.

 

[Witthel]

Hahah, I have that clip too! It's somewhere on a DVD backup of 2 computers ago, but I might go dig it up because there's some other unreal sickfuckery in there, I was having a competition with one of the accountants at an old employer of mine to find the sickest shit to gross the other out with. I believe 1guy1jar was the eventual winner.

And if you want to see the "loosest pooper in the world" vid referenced here, it's about 2 posts below the one you quoted.

Like I said tho, have the volume up. The sound effects from her violated rectum have to be heard to be believed.

Didn't you say you have kids?

 

[The Un-Clit]

I was about to give a Powerlevel vote but then I saw your avatar and username, yep, not surprised. Everyone with a three digit IQ can pretty much tell you fap to weird porn after reading just two posts.


r/medicalgore is a gold mine for cursed shit, isn't it? It's full of sadistic weirdos and pseuds pretending to be doctors but at the same time must be one of the subreddits out there with an actually good community.
No worries, after seeing that I'm not doing opiates unless I have Stage IV cancer or something as terrible, ouch!

Yuppers! This particular shit (lol) was actually the result of a rare genetic disease, but I DO have (somewhere) a picture of an opened section of the large intestine in an autopsy of a dead junkie showing the actual 10 pound inpacted log. I think I transfered that one to an old phone. If I can find it, will totally post it.

Also:

Didn't you say you have kids?

I did and I do, but both are in college now and I am divorced, so I can be as sick a fuck as I want to be. The kids also don't know my Un-Clit identity. As all kiwis are advised to do, I do not use the same username here as anywhere else on the interbutts.

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

Hahah, I have that clip too! It's somewhere on a DVD backup of 2 computers ago, but I might go dig it up because there's some other unreal sickfuckery in there, I was having a competition with one of the accountants at an old employer of mine to find the sickest shit to gross the other out with. I believe 1guy1jar was the eventual winner.

And if you want to see the "loosest pooper in the world" vid referenced here, it's about 2 posts below the one you quoted.

Like I said tho, have the volume up. The sound effects from her violated rectum have to be heard to be believed.

I saw it just after I posted. I don't think she was enjoying it that much TBH...

 

[nohull]

I was having a competition with one of the accountants at an old employer of mine to find the sickest shit to gross the other out with. I believe 1guy1jar was the eventual winner

Your coworker seems like an interesting fella, working with him must have been everything but boring.
That's uncommon because from my personal experience all the accountants I've ever meet are either schizoids or autists, and not precisely of the quirky and eccentric types, but of the apathic and dull types.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Your coworker seems like an interesting fella, working with him must have been everything but boring.
That's uncommon because from my personal experience all the accountants I've ever meet are either schizoids or autists, and not precisely of the quirky and eccentric types, but of the apathic, dull and apathic types.

He really was the most un-accountant-like accountant I've ever met. Dude was a hunter and would go up to the woods once a year to bag himself a moose. He had a deal with a butcher shop where they butcher the whole thing for him for like 25% of the resulting cuts. Fed his family for a year until it was time for the next one.

He made a fuckin AMAZING barbeque over the summers with all that delicious meat. Occasionally venison to change it up. He also had hair longer then mine, and in fact he looked A LOT like 'Gun Jesus' from the 'Forgotten Firearms' YouTube channel.

And yeah, he really was an interesting guy to work with. He'd come hang at the IT desk all the time to shoot the shit and try to gross me and my team out, so I started to do it in return. Together we found some of the most outlandish pics and vids that the Web could hold. He also had a pathological fear of midgets, so midget sex clips would fuck with his head, as did that episode of Jerry Springer where he had the Midget KKK on the show. ("White power! White midget power!" was the chant as they came goose-stepping in from offstage. The reaction was more lulzy then I could have hoped for.)