Careercow Curtis Adams / Unkle Adams - Delusional, wholesome white rapper who is deeply in debt.

[Done]

I don't listen to rap so I don't have much to compare it to, but his stuff sounds reasonably well done.

I do.

While he's somewhat passable from a technical standpoint (breath control, keeping up with the beat..etc), his actual song writing is atrocious, you only need to see the 1st video in the OP to understand how idiotic those lines of his are.

As a rap fan, I have many mixtapes and albums by rappers who didn't make it despite their talent, some of them retired, some of them are still on their day jobs to make ends meet despite their talent, some of them fizzled out due to label politics and what not.

Unkle Adams has no talent, and he really, really shouldn't be spending that much money in an age where music can be made really cheaply (He could get a mic, interface, monitor headphones and software for far less than $1,000 if he does his homework, especially if he's willing to buy used).

Beat producers can be found on YouTube/SoundCloud now, for example, Desiigner's 2016 hit, Panda was produced by a YouTube-based producer, Desiigner was signed to Kanye West's label on the back of that song.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Man, this really reminds me of the bulletball guy.

 

[CrunkLord420]

Adam is actively rejecting the only fanbase or popularity he has. He also talks shit about Anthony Fantano

Bonus Meme

 

[Lensherr]

I was introduced to this guy by my friend while we were high, and I wasn't able to tell whether or not there was some level of irony to his music. Like there's no way that anyone is autistic enough to do this kind of stuff unironically.

Also he looks like the retarded love child of Richard Spencer and John Campea from Collider.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Surely the most important question here is not if he's for real or sane or not, but how is he so very, very shiny?

I've never seen a human as shiny as this. Does he polish his face every morning with pledge? Is he shrink-wrapped, or what? It's amazing.

(Fwiw I thought the top hat video was kinda cute, but no. God, no. All the Lil' Peep tryhards are better than this junk.)

 

[DavieCrockerJump]

Reading this thread I wanted to feel bad for the guy. I'm all for trying to reach a goal that may not be attainable, but Jesus, this dude is fuck nuts stupid. Like, as others have pointed out, you can have a steady job and work on your craft. Hell, selling your home to pay for studio time when you could just use your house for that purpose anyway is a good demonstration of that.
Not to mention that despite all the free time this dude has he can't be arsed to learn how to make a decent beat in FL or work on his writing.

This feels like watching someone repeatedly smashing their head into a brick with the expectation that it's about to break.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

While he's somewhat passable from a technical standpoint (breath control, keeping up with the beat..etc), his actual song writing is atrocious, you only need to see the 1st video in the OP to understand how idiotic those lines of his are.

You can teach somebody technique until you're blue in the face and they've mastered it but it takes somebody special to get it beyond just technique. It's like I've always said you can teach somebody to play the guitar. You will never be able to teach them to play like Jimmi Hendrix or Stevie Vai or Eric Clapton. That is something that goes beyond just talent and separates the technically proficient from the true artists.

Rap, just like anything else, there are loads of people out there who do this and are better than Unkle Adams but will never make any money off of it. This guy just doesn't get it that he will never make a name for himself. He's just not talented enough.

 

[The I Scream Man]

Turns out the sunkest of sunk cost fallacies is depressing and sad, who knew

e for content, in my hometown there's an acquaintance who's been rapping for like 20 years now, he's a legend in the scene and in addition to being a super nice dude he's actually quite successful, he just got done with a multi state tour and he's been doing shows with E-40 and similar artists

The difference between my dude and this moron are that my man works his fucking ass off all day every day to hustle for his shit and he loves telling the story of recording his first album in a spare bedroom with $400 worth of stuff he bought while working at a car audio place, he is proof that you can make it in the game if you define what success means to you

Its just so impossibly hard to take this guy seriously, because you don't want to believe that he's doing this deliberately. In life you gotta know when to get the fuck out and he clearly doesn't know

 

[:thinking:]

There can only be one Canadian rapper.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

There can only be one Canadian rapper.

I prefer "Everyday Normal Guy" from him

 

[Unsuspecting Koala Bear]

New Adam is actively rejecting the only fanbase or popularity he has. He also talks shit about Anthony Fantano

>uncleny adamtano not a content creator
>10 mods on facebook
>young kids going to adams channel
>anthony deleting youtube channel

Spoiler

how do people still think "come at me br0" video responses online are a good idea

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Man, this really reminds me of the bulletball guy.

Even that has better raps attached to it.

 

[Barrister]

Adam is actively rejecting the only fanbase or popularity he has. He also talks shit about Anthony Fantano

I was honestly relieved watching this, because the title "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH" seriously made me think he was going to outline a plan to bomb a shopping mall or something.

Anyone else pumped for the Anthony Something diss track?

 

[Wesley Willis]

He sold his house to pay for new veneers. I don't see any braces in his vlogs, so he dropped a seriously dime on that shit.

 

[CrunkLord420]

He sold his house to pay for new veneers. I don't see any braces in his vlogs, so he dropped a seriously dime on that shit.

Vanity is a major issue here. The idea of a guy in debt dropping money on novelty hair cuts ("hair tattoos") might be the craziest thing in this. Talking about how you can barely eat, selling everything you own, commiting borderline credit fraud so you can pay some hair person a $20 tip on your $80 hair cut.

There is literally nothing more liberating in the world that giving yourself a buzzcut.

 

[Dr. Meme]

 

[Barrister]

Vanity is a major issue here. The idea of a guy in debt dropping money on novelty hair cuts ("hair tattoos") might be the craziest thing in this. Talking about how you can barely eat, selling everything you own, commiting borderline credit fraud so you can pay some hair person a $20 tip on your $80 hair cut.

There is literally nothing more liberating in the world that giving yourself a buzzcut.

You know he recently paid to have his teeth whitened as well, right? I understand that's expensive, too.

 

[holy buttocks]

Ah, finally a thread on this nutcase. I have a lot of originalposting material saved up and I may post it when I have the time.

Can unk ever be famous for rapping? Can he make 1 million monthly listeners? he has a certain annoying cadence to his rapping voice that he needs to deal with before he can even think about making it big. He raps like goofy white will Smith freestyling a list of antidepressant side effects

 

[Barrister]

Ah, finally a thread on this nutcase. I have a lot of originalposting material saved up and I may post it when I have the time.

Can unk ever be famous for rapping? Can he make 1 million monthly listeners? he has a certain annoying cadence to his rapping voice that he needs to deal with before he can even think about making it big. He raps like goofy white will Smith freestyling a list of antidepressant side effects

In a way, he already is famous for rapping. Just probably not in the way he envisioned.

 

[holy buttocks]

Curtis probably paid some guy to write about him in on a bargain bin buzzfeed clone. Choice Highlights include Unk getting scammed by a fake recording contract and wasting 4000+$ and Unk claiming that he stopped kids from killing themselves.

http://www.urbo.com/content/the-in-...l-rapper-whos-six-figures-in-debt/?no-cache=1