Artcow Cutter Tha killer klown - Juggalo Rapper with Special needs

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http://archive.is/JnwY9 - Kiwi
http://archive.is/WuVgb - Facebook
http://archive.is/uB1yI - Facebook Photos (Fucker has so many that Archive won't pull all of them)

It's like a slow descent into madness with his profile photos.

FatFuckingClown said:
Homeboy needs to quit clownin' around and get a real job. :cool:
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He has one, he works at:
Little Caesars
650 E State St
American Fork, UT 84003
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EDIT: Some more interesting tidbits.

For your viewing pleasure, I present to you the descent into madness from his original profile picture from 2010 to the wonders we have today.

If I can draw your attention to one thing in particular, its the fact that he is a part of the Church of the Latter Day Saints and he loves our lord jaysus!
 
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JSGOTI said:
http://archive.is/JnwY9 - Kiwi
http://archive.is/WuVgb - Facebook
http://archive.is/uB1yI - Facebook Photos (Fucker has so many that Archive won't pull all of them)

It's like a slow descent into madness with his profile photos.


He has one, he works at:
Little Caesars
650 E State St
American Fork, UT 84003
DbqxFGl.jpg


EDIT: Some more interesting tidbits.

For your viewing pleasure, I present to you the descent into madness from his original profile picture from 2010 to the wonders we have today.

If I can draw your attention to one thing in particular, its the fact that he is a part of the Church of the Latter Day Saints and he loves our lord jaysus!
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A Mormon juggalo? :story: My two favorite groups of crazy, finally overlapping.
 
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Null said:
If I start getting clowns showing up at my fucking house I swear to god.
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How come Americans don't like clowns? Clowns are awesome. They're like magicians but silly. You like magicians don't you?

And I never see hatred for mimes who dress similar so it isn't the aesthetic that bothers you.
 
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Is it just me or are the dents in his skull actually lopsided?
 
Very Honest Content said:
@The Dude EXPLAIN THIS.

No, this really needs no explanation, it's marvelous.

(ETA: The shirt says 'hot and ready'. :story:)
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I don't know what to say aside from there are crazy mongoloids in every group and every locality. If he lives in Vernal and works in American Fork that's a helluva commute, about three hours. Pretty expensive on fuel for a pizza delivery guy. "Hot and Ready" is a slogan for Little Caesars, the pizza company he works for. I'm assuming he was a Juggalo before he converted to the LDS Church, because most people who grew up in the religion wouldn't be too fond of ICP's brand of "music". The ink would also be a big no-no since it's very frowned upon for active Church members to get ink or other body art/modifications. Not only that, but it looks like his baptism was last year, so he obviously didn't grow up in the Church, otherwise he'd have been baptised around 8 years old.

I know the Vernal and American Fork areas really well. American Fork isn't too far from where I live. It's in Utah County, part of what locals call "Happy Valley" because it has the highest concentration of LDS Church members anywhere. The Missionary Training Center is located in Provo, which is just south of American Fork. The people down in Utah County are...odd. Maybe I'll run into the guy someday. He looks a little like a guy I knew in high school who was raised by two lesbians and became a Juggalo after he graduated.

BALLZ-BROKEN said:
A juggalo who can't drink Faygo. Now I've seen everything.
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We get Faygo in Utah. Some of the independently owned 7-11s and other mom and pop style convenience stores carry it.
 
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FatFuckingClown said:
Homeboy needs to quit clownin' around and get a real job. :cool:
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You know, whenever I see a new Juggalo thread (and while they are not the most prevalent they are guaranteed to come around every once in awhile) I always think of this piece of ICP autism:

What is a juggalo?
A dead body
Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like
Anybody that you've ever met before
He'll eat monopoly and shit out connect four

What is a jug..?
What the fuck? Connect four?
Man that shit is whack

Don't worry about my shit
Just rap motherfucker
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I feel like these words birthed thousands of sentient pasty clown dolls into the universe, fully "grown", with absolutely no sense of direction or purpose and who exist solely to stabilize the cosmic force that Autism has become. Just my speculation as a theologian. In any case, that song is probably retarded enough to function as some kind of ghetto Yellow Sign so approach it cautiously.
 
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The Dude said:
I know the Vernal and American Fork areas really well. American Fork isn't too far from where I live. It's in Utah County, part of what locals call "Happy Valley" because it has the highest concentration of LDS Church members anywhere. The Missionary Training Center is located in Provo, which is just south of American Fork. The people down in Utah County are...odd.
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I personally think the next Gathering of the Juggalos should be held in Colorado City.
 
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