Every time I take mine out it seems like something bad happens. My AC broke and it's gonna cost $4k for a new one, then my cat who I thought was a neutered male dropped a six kitten litter. Now 23andMe thinks I'm a different race than both of my parents even though we have pictures of my birth. Yes I'm blaming the mother fucker coin in my desk. I'd bury it in the yard but I think it would burn the lawn. I would throw it off the bridge but I think it would kill all the fish in the lakes. Even if NASA shot it into space, Ming the Merciless would just send it back and invade in retaliation. I was never a superstitious man before, but there is real evidence of dark powers at work here.