CWC Google translate game.

[c-no]

Original version:

I am the high-functioning autistic person who was heavily emotionally damaged, artisticinspirationlost with paranoia, deception, blackmail and plain hurtful words from those bottom-feeding Trolls. I am the hand-drawing originalcreator of Sonichu,Rosechu and the city of Cwcville, Virginia, USA.

The translation done through Cebuano then through Filipino (Strange since the second should be Tagalog. Then again, the Philippines has more than Tagalog):

I am a high-functioning autistic people emotionally damaged, lost artistic inspiration in anxiety, deception, blackmail and plain hurtful words from the bottom-feeding Trolls. I hand-draw the original creator of Sonichu, and the city Rosechu Cwcville, Virginia, USA.

 

[Pikonic]

Sorry for the double post, but I'm having a lot of fun with this and I just needed to see how Google Translate is going to handle "Q-Sand."

"Beforehand, she had a bought with the bitchy server/owner of Riley's, Riley herself. Mom had a quarter of a chicken sandwich from McD; she brought it in with her. She had also got her tea at Riley's before this bout. Mom pulls out the quarter sandwich; Riley is all, "you can't eat food from another place here". There's no sign stating that anywhere there. So, mom ignored her and ate the q-sand in front of her. Riley asked her to leave. Mom wanted her tea too, and she had a big reusable plastic cup in the Mitsu. So she takes the cup of tea out to the car and fills Her cup with the tea. She then returned the restaurant's cup to the table dad was still sitting at. Riley bitched some more at mom about taking their cheap plastic glass outside. So, to come back for dad later, she leaves for the nearby Goodwill. Here is where I came in with the last call, as well as the following where I requested help stranded by the dumpster."

Nepali, German, Welsh, Italian, French, and English later . . .

Even now, he should be so bitchy waiter / owner, purchased with the relay itself. MCD mother was a quarter of a chicken sandwich; He came. He also won his first tea prepared in the relay. Mom sandwiches district; Relay "You can not eat this food to another place," that's all. There is no indication that there is even talk. Thus, the mother ignored and eat before their Q-sand. Riley asked him to leave. His mother, south, and it was great Mitsu disposable plastic cup. Then take the car for a cup of tea and cup filled. Then he sat at the restaurant table father returned the cup. Relais little 'more to complain about your mother in a glass of cheap Nalin. Plastics Thus, after his father to return, allows the creation of nearby businesses. I am the last call, and I came up with the next dump where overwhelmed by helplessness, to support this place.

"mother was a quarter of a chicken sandwich; He came"
I may have a fever of 101 right now, but fuck it I'm laughing at that all night.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Original quote: "A-U-T-I-S-M: what does it mean? Silence and friends unseen! A few brains as well: that is autism! And that makes us seem special to you!"

And after turning English into Portuguese, Catalan, Croatian and then back into English:

"O-T-I-S-M: What does that mean? Silence and AMICS invisible! Some quants Cervells well: it is Autisme! I ENS and make special Semblar paragraph you!"

I also gonna add something about Jace.

"That's the whole point of the show, Matt. So I can talk about ME!"

After turning English to Kiswahili, Greek, Russian, Arabian, Hebrew then back to English:

"This is the meaning of the show, Matt, so I can not speak for me!"

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

"Mary, I've slept on it, and I have realized that note-hanging is not the way to get attention. And I don't really want to meet with either you nor Susan, no offense. I'll tell you what, let's forget the meeting, and if you will allow my newsletter to stay in distribution, I will do all of the following:

-I will never hang notes on the wall again.
-I'll consider stopping my Silent Treatment on Susan.
-I'll consider knocking you and Susan up my scale of Respect each by 2 points (0=No Respect...10=Respect).

Please reply via E-Mail.

Christian C."

After English to Ukrainian to Icelandic to Filipino to Polish to Bengali to English . . .

"Mary, I slept here, and I realized that the collar is not the way to get attention. I really, Susan, all of which you have never met foul. I do, let's forget about the meeting, and if you stay in the division of my newsletter, I will do the following to say to you:
I never record again hang on the wall.
I believe my mom to stop treating Susan.
I respect my range and Susan 2 points (0 = no respect ... 10 = respect) feel hurt.
Please reply by e-mail.
Christian S."

 

[Picklechu]

Original:

"Hey! Look at me!
I'm sitting here sad and lonely!

Without a fire,
But a desire
To not hear you say,
'I have a boyfriend!'

And I see da ladies walking
Along one by one,
And I never wanna hear,
'I have a boyfriend!'

Tell me why
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage!
Tell me why
I so need a cute girl my age!
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say,
'I have a boyfriend!'"

After going through English, Tamil, Turkish, Persian, French, Afrikaans, Korean, Latin, and then back to English, we get...

"This? Look at me;
Oh, OK!
No fire,
yet
Audio,
'My boyfriend'
I see a girl walking
At the
no longer
'My boyfriend'
What, I ask,
I am the filthy wife of the Virgin, I'm stuck?
What, I ask,
I have this of the age of a cute girl!
What, I ask,
I do not want to hear from you
'My boyfriend'"

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

"This does not even deserve a Captain's Log introduction, BECAUSE this is DEAD SERIOUS. The inside and outside tour I did A FEW MONTHS ago of my house, everyone on the Internet...MY MOTHER AND MY FATHER ARE ANGRY AT ME! THEY'RE BLAMING IT AT ME! IT'S MY FAULT, I ADMIT IT! IT'S MY FAULT; I WANT EVERYTHING ABOUT MY HOUSE OFF THE INTERNET! I'll send in detectives! I'll send in police! I'll send in EVERYTHING IN MY POWER! So yeah, please, get everything off the Internet Now NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW! Curse the trolls, peace to everyone else."

English to Romanian to Azerbaijani to Latin to Catalan to Yoruba to English . . .

"This is because a very important I'm not worthy of being the leader of the trunk in a few months, I've been on every one of the house from the inside and outside of football ... my mother and are mad at them. Nothing in the world: it is not my fault that this sin resumed admitting new captions. But like all things, the Internet clearly in my house, and the computer to detectives, but now the Internet because you can do it all, even now! Chronic heavy guard. "

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

I translated my name from English - Danish - Spanish - Swedish - Welsh - Portuguese - English

pounds number stored

 

[ON 190]

"Mary, I slept here, and I realized that the collar is not the way to get attention.

It usually isn't, Chris, especially if you spend the night at her place.

 

[kagayaki]

“As for the drawing itself, I've realized that it was done not only out of inspired fantasy, angst against E.D., and love for you, but also a major release for my crazy, mixed-up hormones. If I didn't have the foresight to put my pent-up frustrations and feelings in the form of something, I might have become an abusive maniac, so thank god for allowing me to release my bottled up frustrations in a more positive, yet not so "Politically Correct", and not physically hurting others, method.” (source)

English > Zulu > Esperanto > Latin > Macedonian > Bulgarian > English:

“How comfortable with the attention and imagination of the prophet only ED, what I have and love, but also crazy, you my hormones Thank mix. If not closed in the sense there is no boldness is mine, USA, blasphemies, he maniac, to thank God for the United States and provides simple balloon positive, but it is not "politically correct" to say it does not hurt others so be it.”

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

"Oh, Good Grief. For your information, my recent eBay purchases were Mostly for the future plan of selling lego custom minifigures of my main Sonichu and Rosechu characters to sell on eBay. I have particular color requirements on the torsos, legs, and hips, and Scratchy's Tail is perfect for most of their tails. I replaced my Vampyre Castle, Thespian, Detective and Bat People, ALL of which melted in that damn fire last January. I replaced the Uncut Sailor Moon DVDs that Megan Schroeder conned out of me YEARS ago, FINALLY! And the cases are for shipment of said custom minifigures. Anyway, that makes up about Less than a quarter of 2,000. The remainder went into bill payments, Shipping, Printer Ink, Shipping Tape, Shipping Brown Paper, Tens of Portfolio Folders, and everything else needed there, as well as FOOD FOR ME AND MY FAMILY."

From English to Estonian to Lao to Romanian to Turkish to Hindi back to English . . .

"Oh, Good grief. For your information, I have been selling on eBay recently, I will sell the main character and Rosech Lego Resim future plans to purchase a special Sonich eBay. I, legs and hips, chest and tail casually tail need a custom color matching. I Vampire Castle Theatre in January last year, fire place and people melt Research damn bats. I was wrong for years, Megan Schroeder uncut DVD Sailor Moon, place, finally! And in case Resim said special handling. This family money supply list, printing ink, tape, float, gas transmission portfolio brown paper files, four cover less than about the rest went in 2000, and it's important to me mine, and meals."

 

[Queen of Tarts]

I did something a little different.

Original:
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage. I so need a cute girl my age. I never want to hear you say "I have a boyfriend".

German:
Ich bin wie eine Jungfrau mit der Wut stecken. Ich brauche so ein nettes Mädchen in meinem Alter. Ich will nie zu hören, Sie sagen: "Ich habe einen Freund."

German to Czech:
Jsem přilepená jako panna s hněvem. Potřebuji takové pěkné děvče v mém věku. Chci slyšet, že nikdy, říkáš. "Mám přítele"

Czech to Greek:
Εγώ έχω κολλήσει σαν παρθένα με οργή. Χρειάζομαι ένα τέτοιο ωραίο κορίτσι της ηλικίας μου. Ακούω ότι ποτέ δεν λένε. "Έχω ένα φίλο"

Greek to English:
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage. I need such a nice girl my age. I hear they never say. "I have a friend"

It's....Well...I thought it would be more impressive

Edit: Oh it's not too different to what other people did. Fuck!

 

[Null]

http://translationparty.com/ is fun

“Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door —
Only this, and nothing more."

Whimsical door traditional industrial head 寝忘れ head dull strange people and more than one nodded up suddenly late tired weak night meditation rap industry volume. TIS 'tweets' tap flap door carved more than '.

 

[For The Internet]

The original:

Spoiler

Are you ready to party?

I've been high and feelin' like an outcast, alright?
But let me tell you: I need some friends now, alright?
(’Cause) all of this time I’m livin’ alone!

A-U-T-I-S-M: what does it mean?
Silence and friends unseen!
A few brains as well: that is autism!
And that makes us seem special to you!

I'm lookin' at you all, and I see a rainbow, come on!
You think I'm different in every way, come on!
All of the times that I've earned honor roll!

A-U-T-I-S-M: what does it mean?
Silence and friends unseen!
A few brains as well: that is autism!
(And) that makes us seem special to you!

Oooh, oooh! Oooh, oooh!

All of the time that I've been alooo-oooo-ooooo-oooooone.

A-U-T-I-S-M: what does it mean?
Silence and friends unseen!
A few brains as well: that is autism!
And that makes us seem special to you!

A-U-T-I-S-M: what does it mean?
Silence and friends unseen!
A few brains as well: that is autism!
(And) that makes us seem special!
That makes us seem special!
That makes us seem special to you!

Run through Gizoogle we get:


No thangs up in dis biatch found fo' Is you locked n loaded ta party, biatch?

I've been high n' feelin' like a outcast, aiiiight, biatch?
But let me rap : I need some playaz now, aiiiight, biatch?
(’Cause) all of dis time I’m livin’ alone biaaatch!

A-U-T-I-S-M: what tha fuck do it mean, biatch?
Silence n' playaz unseen!
A few domes as well: dat be autism!
And dat make our asses seem special ta you, nahmean biiiiatch, biatch?

I be lookin' at you all, n' I peep a rainbow, come on!
Yo ass be thinkin I be different up in every last muthafuckin way, come on!
All of tha times dat I've gots honor roll!

A-U-T-I-S-M: what tha fuck do it mean, biatch?
Silence n' playaz unseen!
A few domes as well: dat be autism!
(And) dat make our asses seem special ta you, nahmean biiiiatch, biatch?

Oooh, oooh! Oooh, oooh!

All of tha time dat I've been alooo-oooo-ooooo-oooooone.

A-U-T-I-S-M: what tha fuck do it mean, biatch?
Silence n' playaz unseen!
A few domes as well: dat be autism!
And dat make our asses seem special ta you, nahmean biiiiatch, biatch?

A-U-T-I-S-M: what tha fuck do it mean, biatch?
Silence n' playaz unseen!
A few domes as well: dat be autism!
(And) dat make our asses seem special!
That make our asses seem special!
That make our asses seem special ta you, nahmean biiiiatch, biatch? .

 

[kagayaki]

“I like a nice dance, you're forced to. Otherwise, who said that? Who said that? Who said that? Anywaaay. Who said that? There will now be a short intermission, during which small ice-creams and large boxes will be served in the commissary. Another way to drive people away from the theater is to show a turfs-dispenser. Fzzzs. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.” (source)

Marathon translation on Google using from Afrikaans to Czech then back to English.

“Rad Recommended pages. Otherwise, who's talking? Who is Tom? Who is Tom? Anywaaay. Who is Tom? Now, the resort is small bowl to freeze the moment in my head. Another way of extra strong people at the carnival. Fzzzs. Boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring.”

 

[exball]

"This previously submitted PaRapper the Rapper "Master Onion A-La Mode" Video is among the TOP TEN to win the GRAND PRIZE. And I would TRULY APPRECIATE your generous Vote, so please click the highlighted link to the Playstation Website's Voting page. **I am Video NUMBER 7 (scroll down; the one with the Blue Guitar)** You have the power to make my AUTISTIC life SO MUCH BETTER. Thank You. "

10 translations later you have.

Shangri-La Power »bonus, without a vote of the PlayStation Area will connect and send. Being one of the 10, "submit generosity makes me PaRapper, you have the right to live my autism put ** Video (guitar blue) 7 .. Thanks

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I just watched "Escape From Tomorrow" on Netflix. I feel the plot pieces link fair together to the end, but the ending at their bedtime and the surprise the next morning made me feel queasy. Even worse than how dizzy I felt after the first time I watched "Twister". At least the black and white tones made it less gross than it would have in color. Ugh...and furthermore, it was dizzy and blank to the mind with the darkness. That is pretty much how I feel when My Mind goes Blank as often as it does, but not as bad. I tell you what, if you watch this movie, I would believe you would experience the mental state I feel on a near daily basis. It is REALLY nothing to laugh about.

English to Basque to Lithuanian to Somali to Javaenese to Greek to English . . .

I just saw "Escape from Tomorrow" for Netflix. I think that will be a clear connection between the ends of the earth, but at the end of the bed and the next morning I was surprised to feel nauseous. As I felt dizzy, "tornado" is worse than the first time I saw the movie. Softest of black and white. UF ... and besides, there was confusion with the empty darkness. This is pretty much how I feel, I do not remember everything, as often happens, but not bad. We have, if you see the movie, you feel a mental state of almost daily basis to say, if you think you would like to meet. It's really something to laugh.

Wow, it almost makes more sense! "Dizzy and Blank to the mind with the Darkness" was pretty obtuse.

 

[Pikonic]

omg where has Gizoogle been all my life?
" Yo crazy-ass letter has been read fully, n' yo' thoughts done been inputed n' accepted fo' mo' betta improvement. Nuff props fo' yo' time n' efforts."

 

[exball]

omg where has Gazoogle been all my life?
" Yo crazy-ass letter has been read fully, n' yo' thoughts done been inputed n' accepted fo' mo' betta improvement. Nuff props fo' yo' time n' efforts."

Thank you for this bounty.

"Oh, Good Grief. For your information, my recent eBay purchases were Mostly for the future plan of selling lego custom minifigures of my main Sonichu and Rosechu characters to sell on eBay. I have particular color requirements on the torsos, legs, and hips, and Scratchy's Tail is perfect for most of their tails. I replaced my Vampyre Castle, Thespian, Detective and Bat People, ALL of which melted in that damn fire last January. I replaced the Uncut Sailor Moon DVDs that Megan Schroeder conned out of me YEARS ago, FINALLY! And the cases are for shipment of said custom minifigures. Anyway, that makes up about Less than a quarter of 2,000. The remainder went into bill payments, Shipping, Printer Ink, Shipping Tape, Shipping Brown Paper, Tens of Portfolio Folders, and everything else needed there, as well as FOOD FOR ME AND MY FAMILY."

"Oh, Dope Grief. For yo' shiznit, mah recent eBizzle purchases was Mostly fo' tha future plan of pushin lego custom minifigurez of mah main Sonichu n' Rosechu charactas ta push on eBizzle. I have particular color requirements on tha torsos, legs, n' hips, n' Scratchyz Tail is slick fo' most of they tails. I replaced mah Vampyre Castle, Thespian, Detectizzle n' Bat People, ALL of which melted up in dat damn fire last January. I replaced tha Uncut Sailor Moon DVDs dat Megan Schroeder conned outta me YEARS ago, FINALLY! And tha cases is fo' shipment of holla'd custom minifigures fo' realz. Anyway, dat make up bout Less than a quarter of 2,000. Da remainder went tha fuck into bill payments, Shipping, Printer Ink, Shippin Tape, Shippin Brown Paper, Tenz of Portfolio Folders, n' every last muthafuckin thang else needed there, as well as FOOD FOR ME AND MY FAMILY.".

 

[Guardian G.I.]

I'll do this thing:

1. Take some chatlog or a call transcript from the CWCki;
2. Put it into BadTranslator with the amount of translations sent to maximum and random language order turned on;
3. Work with BadTranslator to make the resulting log a little bit more meaningful (BadTranslator often eats words and sentences during translation, so I'll have to regenerate a few times)
   
4. Post the results here.

Since most chatlogs and other transcripts are fucking hueg, I'll probably process them in parts.

 

[Lil]

Original text:

"Go! Sonichu! Go out and zap to the extreme!"

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Do not remove of Sonichu! Zap squad"